Speaking of dumb and cows here is a funny story from his summer.
This summer I went out camping in Wyoming and a buddy tagged along for one of the trips and we stayed at the cat ranch one night on the way there. He has lived in KC all of his life and has no connection to farming....In the morning before we left I was showing him the farm while driving around the pasture.
Ben Ji: "Yeah, this is the pasture where cows eat grass and stuff"
City boy: "Do you guys ride alot of dirt bikes out here"?
Ben Ji:
"Not that I'm aware of"
City boy: "Then what are all these dirt bike trails for"?
Ben Ji: "WTF are you talking about"?
(City boy points at some cattle trails)
Ben Ji: