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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #325 on: October 08, 2013, 04:08:54 PM »
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams

I guess we know who the other guy was.


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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #326 on: October 11, 2013, 09:08:50 AM »
We were down 12-14 to Baylor, and had Kyle Klein wide open streaking down the sideline. Waters overthrew him by a good 5 yards.  :bawl:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #327 on: October 11, 2013, 09:21:49 AM »
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #328 on: October 11, 2013, 09:27:34 AM »
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

does mocatGF drive a Ford Aerostar?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #329 on: October 11, 2013, 09:29:26 AM »
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

does mocatGF drive a Ford Aerostar?

lol, nope. BUT KEEP SUGGESTING STUFF!

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #330 on: October 11, 2013, 12:39:44 PM »
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

Oh man, I had a dream about Penelope Cruz last night too! I was in the movie The Counselor with her. Then I had a dream that I was part of the Sopranos family and we killed one of the main characters by having the floor open up underneath him so he'd fall into a barrel of acid. Then we found out that we didn't need to kill him. Heartache City.

My other dream was that I was a dragon. I was about to kill a girl and then she told me she was a really good singer and was going to be on American Idol soon so I didn't.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #331 on: October 11, 2013, 01:17:58 PM »
Had a really disgusting  :Yuck: dream last night where one of those flies from Africa that bore into your skin to lay eggs  totally did that to me  :horrorsurprise:.

I thought I had a zit about 6 inches above my right kneecap but then it opened up and there were all these little larva EATING MY LEG  :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: in this big circular shaped wound in my thigh.

I tried to go to the hospital  :driving: but everytime I looked at the wound  :eek: I would pass out :blindfold: , this happened like 3 times.

Then I woke up and IT WAS ALL A DREAM.  :excited:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #332 on: October 11, 2013, 01:19:06 PM »
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

Oh man, I had a dream about Penelope Cruz last night too! I was in the movie The Counselor with her. Then I had a dream that I was part of the Sopranos family and we killed one of the main characters by having the floor open up underneath him so he'd fall into a barrel of acid. Then we found out that we didn't need to kill him. Heartache City.

My other dream was that I was a dragon. I was about to kill a girl and then she told me she was a really good singer and was going to be on American Idol soon so I didn't.

how weird is it that one person whom neither of us have ever met made it into both of our subconscious at the same time?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #333 on: October 11, 2013, 01:22:00 PM »
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

Oh man, I had a dream about Penelope Cruz last night too! I was in the movie The Counselor with her. Then I had a dream that I was part of the Sopranos family and we killed one of the main characters by having the floor open up underneath him so he'd fall into a barrel of acid. Then we found out that we didn't need to kill him. Heartache City.

My other dream was that I was a dragon. I was about to kill a girl and then she told me she was a really good singer and was going to be on American Idol soon so I didn't.

how weird is it that one person whom neither of us have ever met made it into both of our subconscious at the same time?

Pretty weird, although I feel like every other commercial on ESPN is for The Counselor, so that could have something to do with it.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #334 on: October 13, 2013, 09:10:40 PM »
We were down 12-14 to Baylor, and had Kyle Klein wide open streaking down the sideline. Waters overthrew him by a good 5 yards.  :bawl:

I was a real Nostradamus on this, except the score was way off, and Waters threw a strike to ol' stone hands Klein. Still  :bawl: though

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #335 on: October 14, 2013, 11:54:41 AM »
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams
i missed this.  any idea the type of clam?


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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #336 on: October 14, 2013, 12:55:21 PM »
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams
i missed this.  any idea the type of clam?

any idea why you brought a cup into the shower?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #337 on: October 14, 2013, 01:31:23 PM »
Had a really disgusting  :Yuck: dream last night where one of those flies from Africa that bore into your skin to lay eggs  totally did that to me  :horrorsurprise:.

I thought I had a zit about 6 inches above my right kneecap but then it opened up and there were all these little larva EATING MY LEG  :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: in this big circular shaped wound in my thigh.

I tried to go to the hospital  :driving: but everytime I looked at the wound  :eek: I would pass out :blindfold: , this happened like 3 times.

Then I woke up and IT WAS ALL A DREAM.  :excited:

:barf:     Also I read a short story when I was younger about a spider that laid eggs in this chicks face while she was sleeping.  Became like a boil and exploded and like 1000 baby spiders crawled out.  :sdeek:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #338 on: October 14, 2013, 01:35:28 PM »
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams
i missed this.  any idea the type of clam?

any idea why you brought a cup into the shower?
why wouldn't i?


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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #339 on: October 14, 2013, 02:36:04 PM »
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams
i missed this.  any idea the type of clam?

any idea why you brought a cup into the shower?
why wouldn't i?

that was not directed at you, sorry for being unclear

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #340 on: October 14, 2013, 03:40:39 PM »
The clams looked like this, but there were only a few of them.

Also, it wasn't my piss. I was just carrying it on a tray.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #341 on: October 14, 2013, 03:49:34 PM »
How can you be sure it was piss? :ohno:
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #342 on: October 14, 2013, 04:50:16 PM »
Rock solid joke, mocat. Sorry it was under appreciated.

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« Reply #343 on: October 20, 2013, 10:55:08 PM »
Was doing laps at a pool that had roped off lanes to swim in but also had a deep end with a really high diving board.  Did like 4-5 laps and then got out of the pool and got a towel and sat down on a pool chair(the ones that recline and have those white straps across them).  There was a snack bar inside the pool building but it was like a house window because there were people sitting and talking inside of the window.  This is where it gets good.  As I'm sitting there Megan Fox walks up sits by me and starts telling like campfire stories.

Some other people just like appear and start sitting around us and start having their own discussions and stuff.  It gets really loud from everyone talking so we leave and I get in a car with Megan.  We just start driving around on the highway and she is telling me about the film industry.  How directors try and keep actors/actresses from becoming directors and producers and stuff.  She said that they gave her a choice, she could either keep acting or just quit and go do other things. 

We keep driving around and then she pulls into this little strip mall thing and she says this is where she used to work when she was younger, it was this little shoe store, like payless.  The place was pretty big and there was a golf cart in there that we started riding around matching shoes together.  Everytime we found a pair of shoes that were the same we would take a shot of some liquor, dont remember what it was.  She was wearing this greenish blue sundress and looking flat out amazing.  We talked while riding around and she asked me if I was pissed that she had a kid and got married, I was like "eff YEAH I AM".  Then I woke up.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #344 on: October 21, 2013, 01:49:39 AM »
 :drool:
I have recurring alligator dreams too for some reason.  They're always at my childhood home in the backyard and around by the lake.

That's where you were raped, around by the lake.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #345 on: October 21, 2013, 12:45:24 PM »
me and 4 buddies entered an elevator, i have no idea where we were.

suddenly the elevator started to shake and gave way. it crashed at the bottom, and we were all trapped screaming. then i woke up, so i figured i died there
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« Reply #346 on: October 21, 2013, 12:52:21 PM »
:drool:
I have recurring alligator dreams too for some reason.  They're always at my childhood home in the backyard and around by the lake.

That's where you were raped, around by the lake.

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last nights dream thread...
« Reply #347 on: October 21, 2013, 04:18:11 PM »
One of the weirdest dreams I've had in recent memory.

Our very own elite poster himself, Winters offed my mom in my dream. With just a Hammer! And then he even tried to hide the evidence in my own house.
Fortunately from there I woke up at 3:30 A.M. Not knowing wtf to think. Then cozily enjoyed the rest of my sleep after realizing it was a terrifying dream.

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« Reply #348 on: October 21, 2013, 04:25:53 PM »
Had a dream the other night that the Chiefs drafted me to play fullback. :dunno:  I'm not Braden Wilson IRL, btw.

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« Reply #349 on: October 23, 2013, 08:22:34 AM »
We went to some park and on the schedule at the bottom was a feeding session with killer whales featuring Kirk herbstreit.

Right when we entered the room with the killer whale tracks, herbie started talking but the stupid alarm went off.

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