last nights dream thread...

[CNS]

ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?

Your house is obvsly built on top of an Indian graveyard.

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[OK_Cat]

ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?

you realize you have to contact this woman, right?

"hello, large african american woman.  you don't know me, but you've been calling me in my dreams"

 

[treysolid]

ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?

you realize you have to contact this woman, right?

"hello, large african american woman.  you don't know me, but you've been calling me in my dreams"

 

maybe she's been calling you in her dreams? ever think about that?

[420seriouscat69]

I seriously dreamed about #life and him jumping over alligators. So rough ridin' weird.

[OregonSmock]

I have recurring alligator dreams too for some reason.  They're always at my childhood home in the backyard and around by the lake. 

[puniraptor]

I had a dream that I pooped in the dishwasher and was really ashamed about it.

[CNS]

ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?

you realize you have to contact this woman, right?

"hello, large african american woman.  you don't know me, but you've been calling me in my dreams"

 

Start small.  Freiend request.  Comment on some of her posts for a while. Then, after a while, message her and tell her crazy you are.

[slobber]

So I play a round of golf with Magic and MJ. We are having a blast until MJ kind of starts to suck and wants to quit after 12 holes because he is playing like crap. He turns into a real ass on the course (nothing like he portrayed in Space Jams). MJ is a bitch, who knew? Magic was all smiles and just a really cool dude.
Anyway, after golf, I am thinking to myself, "I finally have something really awesome I can post in the 'Brag about some stud thing' thread."

I am majorly disappointed that I have to post here instead.

[felix rex]

I had a dream that I pooped in the dishwasher and was really ashamed about it.

Man. These are just the worst. I dreamed that I bought some weed for my friends and then remembered that the poly asks about "involvement with illegal drugs" and not just "use of illegal drugs." I woke up super freaked out and plotting strategies in my mind to make it not sound so bad.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Last night I dreamt that I was a judge in a BBQ contest. It was between Wichita & KC BBQ.

[Tobias]

Last night I dreamt that I was a judge in a BBQ contest. It was between Wichita & KC BBQ.

was MIR also a judge?

[Dr Rick Daris]

i had a dream that someone added on to my house and then i had to leave and when i came back there were about 20 brand new refrigerators in the added on area. they had been given/donated to me by someone that i didn't know and it was part of some larger elaborate scheme they were doing for/on me.

[Tobias]

i had a dream that someone added on to my house and then i had to leave and when i came back there were about 20 brand new refrigerators in the added on area. they had been given/donated to me by someone that i didn't know and it was part of some larger elaborate scheme they were doing for/on me.

were they full of BL limes and was their elaborate scheme to kill you?  seems kinda inefficient but more sporting IMO

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

had a dream where matt besler was in my living room and i asked him to sign my sporting KC shirt so i could put it up for a fattyfest bid item. i woke up as he was responding to my question.

[Stevesie60]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".

[Gooch]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".

Pronunciation AN-is or A-nis?

[lopakman]

had a dream where matt besler was in my living room and i asked him to sign my sporting KC shirt so i could put it up for a fattyfest bid item. i woke up as he was responding to my question.

Besler is a stud, I bet he was going to say yes.

[Stevesie60]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".

Pronunciation AN-is or A-nis?

Anus.

[Tobias]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".

seems like a nice start?

[TheHamburglar]

Right before the kickoff to the Baylor game Bill retires and they name Sean HC. Bill symbolically gives his yellows tie to Sean to wear for his first game (for some reason they were both wearing suits). I run around the stadium yelling "Did they atleast give Dimel an interview?"  I run into the Animal and Currie and repeat my question, to which they laugh and answer "of course not, why would we, we don't want Bill to fire us." 

[CNS]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".

Pronunciation AN-is or A-nis?

Anus.

A-Noose?

[Stevesie60]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".

seems like a nice start?

[star seed 7]

Got a few tattoos on my right hand.  Looked weird and I didn't like it.

(been contemplating getting a tattoo lately)

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Got a few tattoos on my right hand.  Looked weird and I didn't like it.

(been contemplating getting a tattoo lately)

 

[Spaces]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".

One of my best friends goes by Anis (but not pronounced "Anus"). Pretty great name.