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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #250 on: March 20, 2013, 08:08:23 PM »
dreamed we lost to lasalle 82-84.  really pissed when i woke up, cause i thought it was real.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #251 on: March 29, 2013, 07:45:52 AM »
It was farmer parody video day at BSFS. The farming and I know it guys and ranching style guys were the stars, but there were like 13 farmers who did them. when they played their video on the jumbotron, the camera would cut tool them for part of the video and they would do their signature dance move on the sideline halfheartedly and awkwardly laugh. (think psy at dodger stadium but a tad more awkward). they were all wearing cowboy hats, boots, jeans, and blazers. Before the game was a Harley day esque parade that was like a hayride but just trailers pulled by trucks.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #252 on: March 29, 2013, 07:46:45 AM »
Really, my dream log is great.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #253 on: March 29, 2013, 09:00:57 AM »
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #254 on: March 29, 2013, 10:13:16 AM »
Oh man, was just coming to find this thread.

Had a dream my work team was meeting some industry experts at Iowa State University.  Whoever scheduled the meetings messed up because we had back to back meetings one separate sides of the campus.  So like I'm hustling from meeting A to meeting B, see a good friend from HS (who is a ginger) and high five, then I see this dude with a tricked out BB gun and he's like threatening people.  Campus security shows up and shoots the guy but the bullets just bounce off him.  The guy beats the crap out of the security guard and people are screaming and running.  I get a ways away and try to take cover behind some hedges or flowers or something but then I can't move and he's shooting at me and then I wake up.  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #255 on: March 29, 2013, 11:30:37 AM »


So I arrive at my friends place and apparently he has started growing lettuce or something cause there are a shitload of migrant workers roaming around.  He even set up a concession stand and several rows of picnic tables.  So I go to the stand to get some popcorn and see a half eaten funeral cake sitting on a table.  For some reason I know it was from my friends oldest brother's funeral (he's not dead in real life). 

Then I make my way inside my friends house and go down stairs.  There's a semi truck being worked on down there and I'm cool with it.  I offer some advice and my friend thanks me.  I get in my truck and my kids are in there. On the way home I stop at this house that I drive by everyday.  Go inside and there's this guy Johnny Wichita told us about during a turntable sesh.  He is pounding shots like one has a burning piece of wood in it.  :sdeek:  I start heading back to my car and there's Mrs. Bf totally wasted and having a great time.  I'm like "oh wells" and go home with my kids.  I just left Mrs Bf there.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #256 on: March 29, 2013, 11:40:39 AM »
i'm pretty freaked out.  my 4 year old told me that she had a dream that she was in the backyard playing baseball with my uncle.  she described exactly what he looked like and that he was left handed.

the problem is that he died 2 years before she was born, and she's never seen a photo of him and i've never talked to her about him.  he was a left handed pitcher. 

WTF

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #257 on: March 31, 2013, 10:32:23 AM »
What did he say to her?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #258 on: April 04, 2013, 12:45:40 PM »
nothing, as far as i know.  not really important to the story, i think.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #259 on: April 04, 2013, 01:09:24 PM »
I broke out of prison and ran a long ways and then started to free climb this small cliff face.   Woke up and my body felt drained and sore muscles like i had actually done the activities.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #260 on: April 04, 2013, 01:31:24 PM »
i'm pretty freaked out.  my 4 year old told me that she had a dream that she was in the backyard playing baseball with my uncle.  she described exactly what he looked like and that he was left handed.

the problem is that he died 2 years before she was born, and she's never seen a photo of him and i've never talked to her about him.  he was a left handed pitcher. 

WTF

Looks like you've got yourself a real life field of dreams situation right here. Do you by any chance own an oil field you can turn into a baseball diamond?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #261 on: April 04, 2013, 01:55:58 PM »
i'm pretty freaked out.  my 4 year old told me that she had a dream that she was in the backyard playing baseball with my uncle.  she described exactly what he looked like and that he was left handed.

the problem is that he died 2 years before she was born, and she's never seen a photo of him and i've never talked to her about him.  he was a left handed pitcher. 

WTF

Looks like you've got yourself a real life field of dreams situation right here. Do you by any chance own an oil field you can turn into a baseball diamond?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #262 on: April 29, 2013, 10:28:37 AM »
ok so I normally don't ever talk about or think about my dreams because most of them are just so twisted and senseless that it just doesn't even make sense to discuss them and I generally hate when people tell me about there senseless dreams and I have to act like I'm interested.  however...last night's dream was pretty crazy.  so I dreamed that I was in an big generic office building and some really bad tornado like weather was about to hit.  my business partner and I were on the ground level and we were running around trying to find a place to shelter and found a small closet to hunker down in.  I grabbed my 3 year old daughter and we hunkered down in the closet and I'm thinking nbd...storm will pass and we'll carry on.  i peek out from the closet and through a widow and see the clouds swirling around and producing tornadoes everywhere and now I'm thinking that crap could get real.  just then a window close to the closet shatters and a bunch of car parts fly through and it really freaked me out and then there was a break in my dream.  when I come to (still in my dream) I'm lying on the floor in said office building and everything is in good order but I'm alone and confused.  I start walking around and realize that the office building was actually a school and then I hear a school bell ring and kids start flooding the hallway.  I see somebody I think I recognize and I start talking to her but she's really confused because I'm not making sense and I start asking about my daughter and business partner and when I say his name she says "yeah" and turns around and he walks up right behind her with a backpack on and his 90's style haircut (didn't know him then but I've seen pictures) and then I seriously start  :runaway: around the room freaking out thinking I've somehow gone back in time.  I stop to gather my thoughts and he doesn't know me but I'm trying to explain that in a few years we'll be best friends and business partners and I start asking a bunch of questions and generally trying to figure out where/when I am.  I ask him what year it is and he's partly amused and a little concerned but he also thinks I'm rough ridin' with him so he doesn't give me a straight answer.  at some point I get a little more comfortable and start thinking how I could be the cool guy from the future and I see some girl hold up a really old flip cell phone and make a comment about having the newest model so I check my pocket and sure enough I have mine in my pocket so I pull it out and start showing it off and she's all "pfft...why do you have a kid's toy" and so now I'm really confused.  a little later I'm still with my business partner trying to piece things together and I notice a calendar somewhere and see that it's...wait for it...TODAY'S DATE!  :horrorsurprise: so then I start questioning whether I died and instead of going to a normal afterlife (heaven, hell, nothingness, purgatory, reincarnation...whatever) I somehow crossed over into a parallel universe.  so then I pretty much spent the rest of the dream just pondering what happens after death and the existence of parallel universes.

anyway...I know that was one big :dnr: but I needed to get it off my chest and I feel really silly talking to anybody irl about my crazy dreams.  It was definitely one of the most vivid and lifelike (explainable) dreams I've ever had.  thanks for listening internet friends!
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #263 on: April 29, 2013, 11:57:03 AM »
It was farmer parody video day at BSFS. The farming and I know it guys and ranching style guys were the stars, but there were like 13 farmers who did them. when they played their video on the jumbotron, the camera would cut tool them for part of the video and they would do their signature dance move on the sideline halfheartedly and awkwardly laugh. (think psy at dodger stadium but a tad more awkward). they were all wearing cowboy hats, boots, jeans, and blazers. Before the game was a Harley day esque parade that was like a hayride but just trailers pulled by trucks.


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you're off to a pretty rough start


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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #264 on: April 29, 2013, 12:22:04 PM »
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #265 on: April 29, 2013, 12:25:21 PM »
"Son. This is why we are wildcats. Hard work, pride, the heart of this country. And if that's not enough for you, you can just move to California with your punk friends."

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #266 on: May 22, 2013, 08:49:42 AM »
Weird one....


I was out in western ks visiting soeme relatives then on my way back to KC I decided to pull off on the side of I-70 to do some fishing. I'm driving my parents old mini-van and messing around in the backseat with my fishing gear when I see like FIVE COP CARS pull up behind me and start shining their light throught he back windsheild. I reach into my pocket for my wallet to get my ID out but they think I am reaching for a gun.

They tell me to freeze and not move as they come up along the side of the mini-van, door is open and I'm freaking out thinking they are going to shoot me since my hand is still in my pocket and they think i am grabbing a gun or something. I explain that I'm grabbing my wallet and that I can take my hand out of my pocket whenever. They tell me to exit the car and slam me to the ground cuff me and find like $50 in random bills in my pocket and start accusing me of being a drug dealer.

They start searching my car(without my permission) and my GF(who was in the front seat) is all like WTF are you guys doing? So they slam her down and cuff her too.

Long story short they dont find anything in my car but are real dicks.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #267 on: May 22, 2013, 08:54:47 AM »
Weird one....


I was out in western ks visiting soeme relatives then on my way back to KC I decided to pull off on the side of I-70 to do some fishing. I'm driving my parents old mini-van and messing around in the backseat with my fishing gear when I see like FIVE COP CARS pull up behind me and start shining their light throught he back windsheild. I reach into my pocket for my wallet to get my ID out but they think I am reaching for a gun.

They tell me to freeze and not move as they come up along the side of the mini-van, door is open and I'm freaking out thinking they are going to shoot me since my hand is still in my pocket and they think i am grabbing a gun or something. I explain that I'm grabbing my wallet and that I can take my hand out of my pocket whenever. They tell me to exit the car and slam me to the ground cuff me and find like $50 in random bills in my pocket and start accusing me of being a drug dealer.

They start searching my car(without my permission) and my GF(who was in the front seat) is all like WTF are you guys doing? So they slam her down and cuff her too.

Long story short they dont find anything in my car but are real dicks.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #268 on: May 22, 2013, 09:09:40 AM »
Had a dream the other night that I got a magazine in the mail and attached to the magazine was a hunting dog puppy.  I was like  :love: but like oh man what is the Mrs gonna say?  :ohno: :runaway:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #269 on: May 22, 2013, 09:15:31 AM »
I slept walk the other night. I also talked in my sleep and filly said I kept saying my company name. I guess these aren't dreams, but they are weird occurrences. I also keep having a dream that I'm on some random island for the weekend and I can never remember what country I'm in. It always feels real.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #270 on: May 22, 2013, 11:43:37 AM »
It was farmer parody video day at BSFS. The farming and I know it guys and ranching style guys were the stars, but there were like 13 farmers who did them. when they played their video on the jumbotron, the camera would cut tool them for part of the video and they would do their signature dance move on the sideline halfheartedly and awkwardly laugh. (think psy at dodger stadium but a tad more awkward). they were all wearing cowboy hats, boots, jeans, and blazers. Before the game was a Harley day esque parade that was like a hayride but just trailers pulled by trucks.


Really, my dream log is great.

you're off to a pretty rough start

I thought it was a great dream.

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« Reply #271 on: May 22, 2013, 01:21:03 PM »
i'm sure it was fun making fun of farmers.   always is, rusty, always is.


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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #272 on: June 05, 2013, 03:59:12 PM »
ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?

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« Reply #273 on: June 05, 2013, 06:41:01 PM »
ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?
you realize you have to contact this woman, right?
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #274 on: June 05, 2013, 07:55:23 PM »
I hid two bodies in my dream last night and waited in my basement for the police to come.


Yeah I know, I was all   :sdeek: when I woke up.   Felt really disturbed for an hour after waking.


Musta been the footling spicy Italian from Subway I had last or something.