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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #375 on: May 29, 2014, 09:49:10 PM »
Holy crap you guys! Last night was some inception crap. I'm on these new meds for the HBP and one I have to take before I go to bed. One second I was late for my state championship game and I was suppose to pitch, but my mom kept taking the wrong direction. After that, Dad and I were on the grandparents farm and we were country cruising (never done that before). I knew I needed to wake up, so I tried to get out of the dream and woke up in Sioux City, Iowa at a middle school slumber party where all my middle school friends were there. That was the last layer before I woke up. I mean WTF?! :runaway:

you've never country cruised before?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #376 on: July 02, 2014, 01:49:22 PM »
I had a dream that my house was infested with giant cockroaches and I tried to get the vacuum and suck them up but before I could they would escape into the vents and then I looked down the vent and it was like a dungeon full of cockroaches down there :barf:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #377 on: July 02, 2014, 05:23:10 PM »
do you live on 1201 s 12th? :ohno:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #378 on: July 02, 2014, 05:25:04 PM »
do you live on 1201 s 12th? :ohno:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #379 on: July 03, 2014, 02:55:53 AM »
i've woken up a few times recently in the absolute best mood ever, completely laughing my ass off. i also remember thinking i had just developed the funniest joke/story ever told while i was sleeping, but can never remember what it was the next morning.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #380 on: July 03, 2014, 03:15:10 AM »
i've woken up a few times recently in the absolute best mood ever, completely laughing my ass off. i also remember thinking i had just developed the funniest joke/story ever told while i was sleeping, but can never remember what it was the next morning.

I did the best joke thing this morning, actually.

I remember the punch line ended with something hacky like "...that shouldn't be something that happens."
Can't recall the rest of it, but trust me when I say it killed in my dream, like "standing O" killed.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #381 on: July 03, 2014, 10:36:53 AM »
i've woken up a few times recently in the absolute best mood ever, completely laughing my ass off. i also remember thinking i had just developed the funniest joke/story ever told while i was sleeping, but can never remember what it was the next morning.

I have never experienced this or anything even remotely similar.  Sounds fabulous. 
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #382 on: July 03, 2014, 10:39:25 AM »
i dunno, i picture a donnie darko "waking up laughing" session.  any other weird crap happen?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #383 on: July 10, 2014, 06:05:17 PM »
Last night I took some melotonin which always makes my dreams more vivid.

Ok so I'm from Wichita, and in my dream 21st St. turned into a canal that was probably 15 feet deep.  Everyone was driving their cars like normal on top of the water.  I looked out of window into the canal and I could see tons of Lemon sharks.  I remember vividly knowing they were lemon sharks too because #sharkweek.  Anyways, how weird is that?  Bunch of lemon sharks on 21st St. 

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #384 on: July 10, 2014, 09:33:13 PM »
I think it's really weird when you accept something in your dreams as facts, like one you've always known (like the lemon sharks) even thought it's really random and not a fact at all.

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« Reply #385 on: July 10, 2014, 11:23:58 PM »
I think it's really weird when you accept something in your dreams as facts, like one you've always known (like the lemon sharks) even thought it's really random and not a fact at all.

That's the beauty of dreams.

Also every once in a while I have lucid dreams.

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« Reply #386 on: July 10, 2014, 11:49:45 PM »
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #387 on: July 11, 2014, 12:04:31 AM »
A recent dream I had(pretty mumped up) and I don't remember a lot of it but.

I was in trouble with some gang person and they were torturing me and the other people in my group. It went in stages for how bad it was, but it was all self-inflicted. Like they forced me to do it or they would kill me.

Anyway I don't remember the early ones but the last one before I woke up... I had to cut basically a giant rubber band looking strip of skin off my body, then hang it around my shoulder like you would a bow or a duffle bag.

I finally woke up and my heart about beat out of my chest.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #388 on: July 11, 2014, 12:07:51 AM »
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

it's the absolute worst feeling in the world.  it's only happened to me maybe 3 or 4 times, but it's the closest to pure fear i've ever experienced.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #389 on: July 11, 2014, 12:10:08 AM »
Ive been having alot of dreams recently of stud me doing lots of studly things.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #390 on: July 11, 2014, 12:14:56 AM »
Ive been having alot of dreams recently of stud me doing lots of studly things.

That's a pretty lame description of your dreams

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #391 on: July 11, 2014, 12:23:08 AM »
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

it's the absolute worst feeling in the world.  it's only happened to me maybe 3 or 4 times, but it's the closest to pure fear i've ever experienced.

A lot of times (not for me, but when this happens) your dreams keep playing. It's like a transparency over the reality that you're seeing, so you're seeing both in the same image. The sounds are still going too. I've had the sounds keep playing and that's extra terrifying, especially since it was before I learned this was a thing so I naturally assumed the sounds were real.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #392 on: July 11, 2014, 12:37:40 AM »
i generally don't remember dreams (except when on certain medication, then i get extremely realistic dreams) so none of the times it's happened to me did my dream keep playing.  my eyelids wouldn't even open tho.  it's rough ridin' terrifying to be awake and not be able to make a single movement except rolling your eyes around in darkness.

weirdly, the first time it happened, i had saw a thing about it on tv like a week before, so that calmed me a little.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #393 on: July 11, 2014, 06:24:40 AM »
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

it's the absolute worst feeling in the world.  it's only happened to me maybe 3 or 4 times, but it's the closest to pure fear i've ever experienced.

Very freaky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #394 on: July 11, 2014, 09:33:47 AM »
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

it's the absolute worst feeling in the world.  it's only happened to me maybe 3 or 4 times, but it's the closest to pure fear i've ever experienced.

This happened to me several times as a teenager and it really freaked me out, especially since there were people in the room at least one time and I couldn't speak to them. Hasn't happened in a really long time now though.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #395 on: July 13, 2014, 06:53:39 AM »
Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H were teaching me how to professional wrestle when the nurse came in to check my vitals this morning. I'm pretty pissed I didn't get to finish the dream. Also, this is the first dream I have remembered in quite a long time.

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« Reply #396 on: July 13, 2014, 10:17:58 AM »
I was standing  at a bar on some beach and the bartender kept making me shots, but I couldn't taste them
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #397 on: July 14, 2014, 09:09:00 AM »
Saturday night I dreamt that Gooch introduced me as his girlfriend and I was like "Wait, what?"

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #398 on: July 14, 2014, 10:23:29 AM »
I had a dream last night that I was staying in some type of college townhouse back at K-State. Like, I went back to school for some reason. Over night someone broke into our place. We didn't get it, cause they didn't harm us or take anything. Turns out, there was a group of ppl in manhattan who kept breaking into ppls houses at night while ppl were asleep to film pornos. We found a random copy and they were doing it around all the ppl who were sleeping at night. Very strange.

Oh and a shark almost attacked me last night too, before ms. wacky woke me up cause I was punching my arms in my sleep to save myself.  :)

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #399 on: July 14, 2014, 10:29:31 AM »
it was your old roommate filming you again and it wasn't a dream