Do you guys think he sees how the starship enterprise could have been interpreted as a penis?
yes. i guarantee he does. and he'll never admit it.
I guarantee he does too - but unlike complete dumbasses he views it in its proper context. Like, if I saw a fan eating a delicious, fleshy turkey leg during a game, I could certainly interpret it as a penis going into the guy's mouth. but then, I'd be a complete Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) for thinking this. after all, it's a turkey leg, not a penis.