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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #425 on: September 08, 2015, 10:57:23 PM »
This guy gets it.



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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #426 on: September 08, 2015, 11:03:41 PM »
The university probably should've just released this photo and touted it as "This shows the WHOLE formation instead of just the part of the formation cropped to look sort of a little bit like a dick." Would've been pretty easy to dispel. Confirmed that we have a terrible PR dept.

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #427 on: September 08, 2015, 11:08:12 PM »
What if Tracz asked to be "suspended" for the KU game? Maybe he was all, "I've been to shitty Lawrence and their shitty stadium enough, plus their couple of fans that show up will be extra shitty this year. How about I just take a nice Saturday off. You guys can call it a suspension and maybe that will be the end of it."

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #428 on: September 08, 2015, 11:08:50 PM »
Just shown on Fallon. #Bigtime

Saw it too. Well played, Jimmy Fallon, Well played.   :lol:


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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #429 on: September 08, 2015, 11:19:35 PM »
should've just gone with


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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #430 on: September 08, 2015, 11:37:47 PM »


if you want it to look like a penis, it looks like a penis. if you want it to look like the ss enterprise then it looks like the ss enterprise. it was a really bad representation of both.

Yeah but that's a pretty big goof for a band director with 20 years of experience. I think he'll be able to laugh about it and move on, though. (if his band makes it out of Lawrence alive.)

so blame the coach for the actions of the players? interesting. i'll be sure to make a mental note of your take on this subject.

Assuming the Enterprise had been executed perfectly (which based on the layout released, it was close), the shape + the direction and movement of it definitely could  been interpreted as a penis being inserted into a Jayhawk mouth. I'm guessing he has veto power for things like this, but I could be wrong. If he does, missing that was a goof on Tracz's part. I won't even go as far as saying it was a "mistake", it's just a head-slapping goof where you say "doh! oh man I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT" and have a laugh and move on and cash your gofundme check.

HEY GUYS! IT'S A GUY THAT'S DONE REALLY WELL AT HIS JOB FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEARS BUT COACHED A BIT TOO COMPLICATED SCHEME AND THE PLAYERS COULD NOT GET IT FOR THE FIRST GAME SO I WANT TO SUSPEND OR FIRE HIM AND I'M THE RATIONAL GUY!!!!

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #431 on: September 08, 2015, 11:41:01 PM »
You guys, I just wanted to say that I am so happy with how this fb season has gotten underway. I really hope we can carry this momentum to the journey's end. 

To the final frontier my friends.



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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #432 on: September 08, 2015, 11:41:42 PM »


if you want it to look like a penis, it looks like a penis. if you want it to look like the ss enterprise then it looks like the ss enterprise. it was a really bad representation of both.

Yeah but that's a pretty big goof for a band director with 20 years of experience. I think he'll be able to laugh about it and move on, though. (if his band makes it out of Lawrence alive.)

so blame the coach for the actions of the players? interesting. i'll be sure to make a mental note of your take on this subject.

Assuming the Enterprise had been executed perfectly (which based on the layout released, it was close), the shape + the direction and movement of it definitely could  been interpreted as a penis being inserted into a Jayhawk mouth. I'm guessing he has veto power for things like this, but I could be wrong. If he does, missing that was a goof on Tracz's part. I won't even go as far as saying it was a "mistake", it's just a head-slapping goof where you say "doh! oh man I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT" and have a laugh and move on and cash your gofundme check.

HEY GUYS! IT'S A GUY THAT'S DONE REALLY WELL AT HIS JOB FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEARS BUT COACHED A BIT TOO COMPLICATED SCHEME AND THE PLAYERS COULD NOT GET IT FOR THE FIRST GAME SO I WANT TO SUSPEND OR FIRE HIM AND I'M THE RATIONAL GUY!!!!


I thought the band executed the scheme quite well. Tracz coached 'em up! :fatty:

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #433 on: September 08, 2015, 11:50:19 PM »
Tracz coached 'em up! :fatty:

guys, this was a boner reference

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #434 on: September 09, 2015, 12:04:41 AM »
I get the impression that Tracz thinks he's a pretty big deal and that his band is also a pretty big deal. eff that. If I was his boss, I'd happily throw him under the bus, too. Good job, K-State.

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #435 on: September 09, 2015, 12:06:52 AM »
Tracz coached 'em up! :fatty:

guys, this was a boner reference

i'm glad you explained it
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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #436 on: September 09, 2015, 12:31:56 AM »

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #437 on: September 09, 2015, 12:55:42 AM »
I get the impression that Tracz thinks he's a pretty big deal and that his band is also a pretty big deal. eff that. If I was his boss, I'd happily throw him under the bus, too. Good job, K-State.


I think this warrants more talk.

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #438 on: September 09, 2015, 01:19:14 AM »
Call him Uncle Log because he's not being cereal.

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #439 on: September 09, 2015, 01:29:40 AM »
He's part of #TITLETOWN tho

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #440 on: September 09, 2015, 03:20:25 AM »

Has anyone taken these classes?

http://jmc.ksu.edu/current/public-relations.html

I have taken and or in 6 of those classes.


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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #441 on: September 09, 2015, 07:26:30 AM »
:lol:




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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #442 on: September 09, 2015, 09:11:58 AM »
TMZ is so immature

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #443 on: September 09, 2015, 09:32:10 AM »
On Yahoo now too. Lol so dumb how all this is blowing up.


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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #444 on: September 09, 2015, 09:35:59 AM »
Let's be honest here, All publicity is great publicity.

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #445 on: September 09, 2015, 09:37:20 AM »
if we're being honest, when beems was posting i always thought his name was BJayhawk

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #446 on: September 09, 2015, 09:41:42 AM »
It's been on reddit and the chive. The comments are overwhelmingly "wgaf"

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #447 on: September 09, 2015, 09:42:16 AM »

Let's be honest here, All publicity is great publicity.

Interesting point. What if the KSU PR department is actually playing this up perfectly? By ignoring it, the story goes away. By acting like there was actually something to this whole BJayhawk thing, it keeps KSU in the headlines and mobilizes support from alums and media.

Also, people get to watch (over and over) a Jayhawk ALLEGEDLY take a giant dick in the beak. It's kind of like a win win win.

#fellategate

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #448 on: September 09, 2015, 09:57:01 AM »
On Yahoo now too. Lol so dumb how all this is blowing up.


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This is only dumb/embarrassing if you have to interact with ku meanies at the office. Otherwise it's all pure entertainment and very funny.

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Re: Holler for the Band!!
« Reply #449 on: September 09, 2015, 10:00:28 AM »
Assuming your in-office ku meanies broach the subject of blow jobs first, your HR department shouldn't take issue w/your own responsive hand/mouth blow job gestures.

Consult your own local attorney before proceeding.