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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1525 on: January 06, 2015, 02:51:43 PM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1526 on: January 06, 2015, 02:58:13 PM »
uh oh. more info just came in and it looks like k-state might have been using five pound test line and bert just broke it and swam away.  :frown:

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1527 on: January 06, 2015, 03:02:08 PM »
This reminds me a lot of that time when society was so afraid of reality (2015 football season) that they invented Jesus (bert). 

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1528 on: January 06, 2015, 03:04:27 PM »
Bert Family Football Practice Goal Post

That has a nice wang to it.


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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1529 on: January 06, 2015, 03:14:18 PM »

uh oh. more info just came in and it looks like k-state might have been using five pound test line and bert just broke it and swam away.  :frown:

Let me guess: currie tried to set the hook super hard like a bass pro champ, but Bert is actually a big ol' Walleye.  Am I getting warmer?

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1530 on: January 06, 2015, 03:21:21 PM »
I really need something fun/exciting to happen so we can balance out how awful basketball is going to be.

I'll believe and cling to anything at this point.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1531 on: January 06, 2015, 04:58:13 PM »
PIPE isn't necessarily wrong.
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« Reply #1532 on: January 06, 2015, 05:04:34 PM »
PIPE isn't necessarily wrong.

Well, that clears things up.  :D

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1533 on: January 06, 2015, 05:30:57 PM »
I really need something fun/exciting to happen so we can balance out how awful basketball is going to be.

I'll believe and cling to anything at this point.

Hubener's all we got. I suggest finding another hobby since oscar effectively killed hobby sport.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1534 on: January 06, 2015, 06:15:38 PM »
PIPE isn't necessarily wrong.

elaborate.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1535 on: January 06, 2015, 07:24:27 PM »
So......let me get this straight.......

Yesterday it was all about Bert coming here, per some insiders on here.... :dunno:

Now, it's about Sean as HC, Venzy as DC, Dimel staying on....... :Yuck:

Where is Levitt? :dunno:

Oh, yeah, he was in San Antonio, along with a few million other people, so maybe they all are options as well then too?

Didn't Venzy just sign a contract extension after their bowl win? I thought he was from Kansas, maybe just visiting family after the season and stopped in to say hi to coach?

This thread......... :shakesfist:

To be fair PIPE said like 7 or 8 things so who knows
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« Reply #1536 on: January 06, 2015, 09:31:40 PM »
So......let me get this straight.......

Yesterday it was all about Bert coming here, per some insiders on here.... :dunno:

Now, it's about Sean as HC, Venzy as DC, Dimel staying on....... :Yuck:

Where is Levitt? :dunno:

Oh, yeah, he was in San Antonio, along with a few million other people, so maybe they all are options as well then too?

Didn't Venzy just sign a contract extension after their bowl win? I thought he was from Kansas, maybe just visiting family after the season and stopped in to say hi to coach?

This thread......... :shakesfist:

To be fair PIPE said like 7 or 8 things so who knows

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1537 on: January 06, 2015, 09:51:36 PM »
So......let me get this straight.......

Yesterday it was all about Bert coming here, per some insiders on here.... :dunno:

Now, it's about Sean as HC, Venzy as DC, Dimel staying on....... :Yuck:

Where is Levitt? :dunno:

Oh, yeah, he was in San Antonio, along with a few million other people, so maybe they all are options as well then too?

Didn't Venzy just sign a contract extension after their bowl win? I thought he was from Kansas, maybe just visiting family after the season and stopped in to say hi to coach?

This thread......... :shakesfist:

To be fair PIPE said like 7 or 8 things so who knows

About Ven and Leavitt. There's a lot of homage paying being done. People stopping by to pay respect prior to Friday. Their presence could be coincidence...if you believe in such things. Hays seems to want to retire though so...
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1538 on: January 06, 2015, 10:23:38 PM »
so Friday then, cool. thanks for being you bc.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1539 on: January 06, 2015, 10:25:07 PM »
So......let me get this straight.......

Yesterday it was all about Bert coming here, per some insiders on here.... :dunno:

Now, it's about Sean as HC, Venzy as DC, Dimel staying on....... :Yuck:

Where is Levitt? :dunno:

Oh, yeah, he was in San Antonio, along with a few million other people, so maybe they all are options as well then too?

Didn't Venzy just sign a contract extension after their bowl win? I thought he was from Kansas, maybe just visiting family after the season and stopped in to say hi to coach?

This thread......... :shakesfist:

To be fair PIPE said like 7 or 8 things so who knows

About Ven and Leavitt. There's a lot of homage paying being done. People stopping by to pay respect prior to Friday. Their presence could be coincidence...if you believe in such things. Hays seems to want to retire though so...

Is Friday a significant day? Did I miss something and should know what it is? Not being a dick. I am really asking.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1540 on: January 06, 2015, 10:27:08 PM »
So......let me get this straight.......

Yesterday it was all about Bert coming here, per some insiders on here.... :dunno:

Now, it's about Sean as HC, Venzy as DC, Dimel staying on....... :Yuck:

Where is Levitt? :dunno:

Oh, yeah, he was in San Antonio, along with a few million other people, so maybe they all are options as well then too?

Didn't Venzy just sign a contract extension after their bowl win? I thought he was from Kansas, maybe just visiting family after the season and stopped in to say hi to coach?

This thread......... :shakesfist:

To be fair PIPE said like 7 or 8 things so who knows

About Ven and Leavitt. There's a lot of homage paying being done. People stopping by to pay respect prior to Friday. Their presence could be coincidence...if you believe in such things. Hays seems to want to retire though so...

Is Friday a significant day? Did I miss something and should know what it is? Not being a dick. I am really asking.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1541 on: January 06, 2015, 10:31:28 PM »
So......let me get this straight.......

Yesterday it was all about Bert coming here, per some insiders on here.... :dunno:

Now, it's about Sean as HC, Venzy as DC, Dimel staying on....... :Yuck:

Where is Levitt? :dunno:

Oh, yeah, he was in San Antonio, along with a few million other people, so maybe they all are options as well then too?

Didn't Venzy just sign a contract extension after their bowl win? I thought he was from Kansas, maybe just visiting family after the season and stopped in to say hi to coach?

This thread......... :shakesfist:

To be fair PIPE said like 7 or 8 things so who knows

About Ven and Leavitt. There's a lot of homage paying being done. People stopping by to pay respect prior to Friday. Their presence could be coincidence...if you believe in such things. Hays seems to want to retire though so...

Is Friday a significant day? Did I miss something and should know what it is? Not being a dick. I am really asking.
We played a bowl game

My bad. Thought he was referring to this Friday since someone mentioned Venzy being in town after the Alamo Bowl

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1542 on: January 06, 2015, 10:37:40 PM »
Yeah I thought he was referring to this Friday but idk. Most likely bill stays. Second most likely is bill quits and we hire some dork. Refusing to get my hopes up at this point.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1543 on: January 06, 2015, 11:07:58 PM »
Friday is something to do with the College Football Hall of Fame.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1544 on: January 06, 2015, 11:09:39 PM »
Friday is something to do with the College Football Hall of Fame.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1545 on: January 07, 2015, 09:13:46 AM »
Friday is something to do with the College Football Hall of Fame.

The 2015 class is being revealed in Dallas on Friday as a part of the national championship festivities.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1546 on: January 07, 2015, 09:37:32 AM »
Friday is something to do with the College Football Hall of Fame.

So they stopped by to pay homage to the legend before his induction? Makes sense.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1547 on: January 07, 2015, 09:41:12 AM »
I thought he didn't get in this round?  :confused:

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1548 on: January 07, 2015, 09:44:31 AM »

So, super insider Blackcats has said a few things that I actually believe:

Jim Leavitt was in San Antonio this past weekend

Brent Venables is/was in Manhattan as of yesterday

Tom Hayes wants to retire

Do with that what you will.  That's all I've got.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1549 on: January 07, 2015, 09:48:31 AM »
Friday is something to do with the College Football Hall of Fame.

So they stopped by to pay homage to the legend before his induction? Makes sense.

Leavitt going to San Antonio makes sense.  I'm pretty sure he's out of a job, so maybe he called Bill, Bill told him to come to SA, maybe they had a nice conversation, a potential opening for DC came up, etc. 

If Venables is in Manhattan, well, that's weird.  Maybe he had a delayed Christmas celebration with his family or something due to bowl season and just decided to stop by.