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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1475 on: January 05, 2015, 06:30:00 PM »
Bret is not coming here. Also, Snyder is not retiring this year.

your dumbass source told you that last wednesday, dipshit.

What?

seems pretty self-explanatory dipshit

What?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

If you know, you need only ask.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1476 on: January 05, 2015, 06:40:35 PM »
Bret is not coming here. Also, Snyder is not retiring this year.

your dumbass source told you that last wednesday, dipshit.

What?

seems pretty self-explanatory dipshit

What?
He's saying your scoop is old news bruh

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1477 on: January 05, 2015, 06:49:18 PM »
Bret is not coming here. Also, Snyder is not retiring this year.

your dumbass source told you that last wednesday, dipshit.

What?

seems pretty self-explanatory dipshit

What?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

If you know, you need only ask.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1478 on: January 05, 2015, 07:24:02 PM »
Bret is not coming here. Also, Snyder is not retiring this year.

your dumbass source told you that last wednesday, dipshit.

What?

seems pretty self-explanatory dipshit

What?
He's saying your scoop is old news bruh

Hmm...interesting if true. I'll have to check with my source.   
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1479 on: January 05, 2015, 07:40:09 PM »
down here in bayou bengal country the rumor is that lsu's trying to convince arky of a Miles-for-Bert trade straight up but that Bert is torn between lsu and ksu. just what I'm hearing.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1480 on: January 05, 2015, 07:43:23 PM »
down here in bayou bengal country the rumor is that lsu's trying to convince arky of a Miles-for-Bert trade straight up but that Bert is torn between lsu and ksu. just what I'm hearing.

That would explain some of the Bo Pelini to LSU rumors I've been hearing. 
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1481 on: January 05, 2015, 08:26:45 PM »
Bert Bielma is Bret's cousin. He coaches at Incarnate Word with Ernie Beard, who happens to be Tom Cruise's best friend from high school.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1482 on: January 05, 2015, 08:28:40 PM »
Oh man!   Ray Gun's scoop!

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1483 on: January 05, 2015, 08:37:06 PM »
Premium stuff.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1484 on: January 05, 2015, 08:46:35 PM »
I came here to post what i heard today...but i see it's already been posted.   :whistle1:
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1485 on: January 06, 2015, 09:34:26 AM »
I feel like some of you think that calling Bret Bert is born out of some GPC typo.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1486 on: January 06, 2015, 09:38:13 AM »
I feel like some of you think that calling Bret Bert is born out of some GPC typo.

I did initially, then realized i was wrong.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1487 on: January 06, 2015, 10:02:59 AM »
Not much happening in this thread today......it all must have been a false alarm??
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1488 on: January 06, 2015, 10:09:03 AM »
I know it's all gE'ing, but would take

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1489 on: January 06, 2015, 10:17:06 AM »
So, super insider Blackcats has said a few things that I actually believe:

Jim Leavitt was in San Antonio this past weekend

Brent Venables is/was in Manhattan as of yesterday

Tom Hayes wants to retire

Do with that what you will.  That's all I've got.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1490 on: January 06, 2015, 10:20:36 AM »
So, super insider Blackcats has said a few things that I actually believe:

Jim Leavitt was in San Antonio this past weekend

Brent Venables is/was in Manhattan as of yesterday

Tom Hayes wants to retire

Do with that what you will.  That's all I've got.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1491 on: January 06, 2015, 10:27:01 AM »
holy crap.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1492 on: January 06, 2015, 10:30:15 AM »
So, super insider Blackcats has said a few things that I actually believe:

Jim Leavitt was in San Antonio this past weekend

Brent Venables is/was in Manhattan as of yesterday

Tom Hayes wants to retire

Do with that what you will.  That's all I've got.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1493 on: January 06, 2015, 10:31:46 AM »
Does Venzy have any reason to be in town?  I mean, does he have family here or anything?  If not, why else would he be back?   :billdance:

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1494 on: January 06, 2015, 10:34:58 AM »
daris was in austin and lil' daris needed someone to buy beer

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1495 on: January 06, 2015, 10:36:14 AM »
So, super insider Blackcats has said a few things that I actually believe:

Jim Leavitt was in San Antonio this past weekend

Brent Venables is/was in Manhattan as of yesterday

Tom Hayes wants to retire

Do with that what you will.  That's all I've got.

can you guys see my boner? i'm in CO.

Has anybody said whether or not its time to get our dicks out yet, or not?

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1496 on: January 06, 2015, 10:37:16 AM »
Brent as head coach with Leavitt as DC is a definite would take. Would never happen though.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1497 on: January 06, 2015, 10:37:24 AM »
Does Venzy have any reason to be in town?  I mean, does he have family here or anything?  If not, why else would he be back?   :billdance:

Our theory on BOTC is, potentially, Bill trying to prop up Sean since Venzy has gone on record saying that he doesn't want to be a HC.

I feel like Venzy would take the right job because he's thrown his name in the ring for a few gigs.  I remember he was a candidate when UW gave Sark the job.  But, regardless, you can afford Venzy if you pay Sean peanuts.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1498 on: January 06, 2015, 10:39:22 AM »
Has anybody said whether or not its time to get our dicks out yet, or not?

 :impatient:

I'm guessing Bill is looking to see if anyone is interested in coming back, and both of those guys are going to take his call because you don't say no to the Godfather.

Whether or not it turns into anything is simply speculation.

However, if Dimel runs the offense and Venzy runs the defense, it kind of makes Sean as HC a little more tolerable of a thought.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1499 on: January 06, 2015, 10:42:45 AM »
Has anybody said whether or not its time to get our dicks out yet, or not?

 :impatient:

I'm guessing Bill is looking to see if anyone is interested in coming back, and both of those guys are going to take his call because you don't say no to the Godfather.

Whether or not it turns into anything is simply speculation.

However, if Dimel runs the offense and Venzy runs the defense, it kind of makes Sean as HC a little more tolerable of a thought.

i can't imagine a world where either of those two would be ok with sean snyder being the head coach and their boss.