Author Topic: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread (Read 9206 times)

star seed 7 · « **on:** November 03, 2014, 12:40:15 PM »

So everyone in the big 12 knows tcu is the dirtiest team in the league, which puts them in contention for dirtiest team worldwide. This band of thugs have headhunted our more valuable players the last few years and I'm sick of it. No more mr nice guy, it's time to give these cheaters a taste of their own medicine.

Proposal: each of us pledge a dollar amount (or possibly services rendered) that we will donate to each player or group of players that severely injures a tcu horned frog.

You can put me down for $50 per injury, I hope everyone here supports our team as much as I do

CNS · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2014, 12:42:39 PM »

I will help Mueller mulch, in the off season, one hour for every time our defense performs a late'ish hit on a wr, qb, or rb.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2014, 12:49:29 PM »

I pledge $50 for each injured Texas Christian player and $250 if the injury is accompanied by a personal foul penalty.

nicname · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2014, 12:50:13 PM »

Also, the Lebowski reference.

Your magnum opus.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:00:15 PM »

Quote from: CNS on November 03, 2014, 12:42:39 PM

I will help Mueller mulch, in the off season, one hour for every time our defense performs a late'ish hit on a wr, qb, or rb.

That's very generous CNS, but would you be willing to extend the same offer for legwhips, chopblocks, and high/lows so the offense can have a little payback too?

MadCat · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:08:57 PM »

I only have farms to deal with. Perhaps a timeshare? Would also be a large area for mulching, raking, etc.

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:11:01 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on November 03, 2014, 01:00:15 PM

Quote from: CNS on November 03, 2014, 12:42:39 PM
I will help Mueller mulch, in the off season, one hour for every time our defense performs a late'ish hit on a wr, qb, or rb.

That's very generous CNS, but would you be willing to extend the same offer for legwhips, chopblocks, and high/lows so the offense can have a little payback too?

Do any of those guys do cash mulch jobs in the summer?

CNS · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:13:37 PM »

I guess the offense is going to get shorted this game. I mean, the refs already encourage us to hold basically every single play. Can we actually ask for more? Seems like enough

I guess, if Mueller hires an OL guy for summer cash mulching work, I could take their shift while they sit back and count, or something.

Tobias · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:14:42 PM »

I'll pledge $100 to shelly getting a sacrificial, tone-setting targeting call

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:16:17 PM »

Due to some great advice I got in the handicapping thread I'll go $1000 for every throat that's ended. Every rough ridin' one.

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:21:31 PM »

$100 for every injury that costs them a shot at a national tile berth their fanbase has been looking forward to for the last 2 decades

Tobias · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:22:22 PM »

lib, should I paypal to the usual account?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:31:36 PM »

I believe that because of the delicacies involved here that we should only do untraceable cash. Winters is a close personal friend of mine and he has all sorts of connections to get this money distributed to the hardworking members of our wildcats

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:42:05 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on November 03, 2014, 01:31:36 PM

I believe that because of the delicacies involved here that we should only do untraceable cash. Winters is a close personal friend of mine and he has all sorts of connections to get this money distributed to the hardworking members of our wildcats

I've used paypal for much more unscrupulous dealings than NCAA infractions. As long as you don't include text in the transfer there isn't going to be an issue. Asking a 140lb kid to do $1000s in cash transfers is a bigger concern, tbqh.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:46:42 PM »

bubbles4ksu sounds like a total badass. im going to trust him on this one. DM me the paypal account.

CNS · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:49:00 PM »

This is the NCAA, not the law. I mean, donating to a kid who just happened to end a throat or two isn't illegal and if the NCAA asks for Paypal records, just say no.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:49:17 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 03, 2014, 01:46:42 PM

bubbles4ksu sounds like a total badass. im going to trust him on this one. DM me the paypal account.

Like, what if a player believes he isn't receiving what he's due for breaking a tcu horned frog player's arm and he pulls a Devonta Fields on Winters?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:50:09 PM »

I hope Sports Illustrated doesn't see this thread.

kslim · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:51:57 PM »

im in, eff those toads

Pete · « **Reply #19 on:** November 03, 2014, 01:52:47 PM »

I'm in, usual amount.

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #20 on:** November 03, 2014, 02:45:09 PM »

I don't know why you guys even want your team to show up. We're going to end at least half your starters' careers.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #21 on:** November 03, 2014, 03:23:05 PM »

I'll double my usual contribution

TownieCat · « **Reply #22 on:** November 03, 2014, 03:24:17 PM »

My accountant wants to know if this is tax deductible. This will help determine my donation amount.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #23 on:** November 03, 2014, 03:31:27 PM »

Quote from: TownieCat on November 03, 2014, 03:24:17 PM

My accountant wants to know if this is tax deductible. This will help determine my donation amount.

have you ever done this before townie? sheesh. yes, its tax deductible. ksu ad is on board and you just write it off as a donation to them and they take care of it.

TownieCat · « **Reply #24 on:** November 03, 2014, 03:32:07 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 03, 2014, 03:31:27 PM

Quote from: TownieCat on November 03, 2014, 03:24:17 PM
My accountant wants to know if this is tax deductible. This will help determine my donation amount.

have you ever done this before townie? sheesh. yes, its tax deductible. ksu ad is on board and you just write it off as a donation to them and they take care of it.