The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread

[Frankenklein]

I don't know why you guys even want your team to show up.  We're going to end at least half your starters' careers.

We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats

[Obvious Troll]

Come on fellas,
We're just a tiny Mountain West Team.
You're like the big bad BYU with all the cerebral wit of Wyoming.
Go easy on us. 

[EMAWmeister]

Welcome, Obvious Troll.

[Cartierfor3]

I'm out

wink wink nudge nudge.paypal

[BRULL]

I think the OP is a week late and a team short on this thread.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

hi, obvious troll! welcome to goEMAW. before you get started making this your home please sign up for updog (link is on the home page).

[XocolateThundarr]

I have already sent a box of gently used bills (the usual amount) to Winters for distribution.  I encourage all of you guys to do the same.

[TCUHornedFrog]

We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats

Horned frogs are lizards not toads.

[TCUHornedFrog]

Come on fellas,
We're just a tiny Mountain West Team.
You're like the big bad BYU with all the cerebral wit of Wyoming.
Go easy on us.

I like this guy.

[star seed 7]

We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats

Horned frogs are lizards not toads.

Literally no one cares

[sonofdaxjones]

Just call me banker in Vanuatu

[Frankenklein]

We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats

Horned frogs are lizards not toads.

Are not 

[Spracne]

We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats

Horned frogs are lizards not toads.

Did u no that Wildcats are dogs not cats?

[Obvious Troll]

hi, obvious troll! welcome to goEMAW. before you get started making this your home please sign up for updog (link is on the home page).

Thanks man.  UD is off the chart. 

[Pete]

I'll be damned, it really is a lizard.    Phrynosoma cornutum.   I had no idea. None. 

[TCUHornedFrog]

Literally no one cares

Incorrect. There have been several posts regarding the Horned Frog on goEMAW.

[TCUHornedFrog]

We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats

Horned frogs are lizards not toads.

Are not 

Are so.

[Pete]

Literally no one cares

Incorrect. There have been several posts regarding the Horned Frog on goEMAW.

I mean I was CURIOUS once you mentioned it, but I really don't CARE. Ya know?

Also, separate topic I suppose, but who the eff names their mascot something that it really isn't, then takes issue with people assuming it was you said it was?  Sociopaths.  That's who.

[TCUHornedFrog]

Did u no that Wildcats are dogs not cats?

That makes sense because your mascot is an imaginary animal

[Pete]

I mean, I guess KU is that way too, since Jayhawks are really not hawks.  What's next, Baylor is going to announce that their's is really a marsupial?  This is madness.

[TCUHornedFrog]

I mean I was CURIOUS once you mentioned it, but I really don't CARE. Ya know?

Also, separate topic I suppose, but who the eff names their mascot something that it really isn't, then takes issue with people assuming it was you said it was?  Sociopaths.  That's who.

Lies. The proper classification of the horned frog is obviously a very important issue in your life.

Also, I have been accused of being a sociopath before. Such is life.

[Pete]

I mean I was CURIOUS once you mentioned it, but I really don't CARE. Ya know?

Also, separate topic I suppose, but who the eff names their mascot something that it really isn't, then takes issue with people assuming it was you said it was?  Sociopaths.  That's who.

Lies. The proper classification of the horned frog is obviously a very important issue in your life.

Also, I have been accused of being a sociopath before. Such is life.

Where there's smoke, there's fire my man.  Food for thought.

Look, I am going to remind loads of people that your mascot is really not a frog at all, but that's more about me trying to impress others with my knowledge of diverse topics, and not really about TCU per se.  I'm sure you understand.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I mean, I guess KU is that way too, since Jayhawks are really not hawks.  What's next, Baylor is going to announce that their's is really a marsupial?  This is madness.

Baylor fans are VERY good at getting a mass of people to believe one thing and then just dropping (truth) bombs on them.

[TCUHornedFrog]

Where there's smoke, there's fire my man.  Food for thought.

Look, I am going to remind loads of people that your mascot is really not a frog at all, but that's more about me trying to impress others with my knowledge of diverse topics, and not really about TCU per se.  I'm sure you understand.

Smoke could also indicate that someone is smoking.

But I'm glad I have contributed to an increase in your knowledge and that you use this new found knowledge to impress your friends.

[TCUHornedFrog]

I mean, I guess KU is that way too, since Jayhawks are really not hawks.  What's next, Baylor is going to announce that their's is really a marsupial?  This is madness.

They may. The weirdos in Waco are a strange bunch.