Author Topic: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread (Read 9210 times)

star seed 7 · « **Reply #50 on:** November 03, 2014, 05:18:44 PM »

Can the mods clean this thread up so we can get back to some bounty action?

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #51 on:** November 03, 2014, 05:19:14 PM »

I arranged for GearBear to receive my annual bonus if he takes out Boykin.

Cire · « **Reply #52 on:** November 03, 2014, 05:47:32 PM »

If you use updog you can send money cleanly to my guy at jardine

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #53 on:** November 03, 2014, 05:50:17 PM »

I'm not interested in ankles and wrists. I want knees and necks and shoulders this week.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #54 on:** November 03, 2014, 05:55:33 PM »

Great point bubbles4ksu, let's not piddly dick around with this thing. I think knees have to have the highest priority

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #55 on:** November 03, 2014, 05:57:07 PM »

I'm strictly interested in sketting some brains. Let's ruin these kids' lives.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #56 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:03:31 PM »

I wanna Tonya Harding these bitches.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #57 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:04:27 PM »

What's the thing with the undescended testies? That could be interesting.

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #58 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:05:18 PM »

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And now they're pledging to a fund to pay for each TCU player hurt in the game. We go from the classiness of WVU to…this!

Spracne · « **Reply #59 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:14:19 PM »

Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on November 03, 2014, 04:52:17 PM

Quote from: Pete on November 03, 2014, 04:39:12 PM
I mean, I guess KU is that way too, since Jayhawks are really not hawks. What's next, Baylor is going to announce that their's is really a marsupial? This is madness.

They may. The weirdos in Waco are a strange bunch.

TCU was located in Waco for fifteen years

During that period, the school began playing college sports, picked its school colors and adopted its mascot, so you could accurately say that TCU spent its formative years incubating in Waco

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #60 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:14:48 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 03, 2014, 06:03:31 PM

I wanna Tonya Harding these bitches.

she gets a bad name, imo.

DQ12 · « **Reply #61 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:15:33 PM »

Let's make them BLEED blood out of their eyes. Thumbs to the orbitals is what i'm saying here.

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #62 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:40:28 PM »

Did Saul move that invisible embedded Google wallet link from the updog thread? I'm clicking all over and can't seem to hit it.

Obvious Troll · « **Reply #63 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:48:02 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 03, 2014, 06:14:48 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 03, 2014, 06:03:31 PM
I wanna Tonya Harding these bitches.

she gets a bad name, imo.

then....

now...

cDubya · « **Reply #64 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:54:13 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 03, 2014, 06:05:18 PM

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And now they're pledging to a fund to pay for each TCU player hurt in the game. We go from the classiness of WVU to…this!

Hell, I've seen it all now.

ben ji · « **Reply #65 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:06:17 PM »

Here is a quick list of what I'm willing to pay

Late hit on Boinken- $50
Blind side hit away from play- $100
Concussion- $150 ***Bonus $50 if the guy stumbles when he gets up***
Torn ACL from chop block- $175
Broken Leg- $200

star seed 7 · « **Reply #66 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:07:28 PM »

Great bonus Ben ji

CNS · « **Reply #67 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:13:01 PM »

#teamAnkle knees have been known to be tricky. Also, hips. A bad hip is a real mother. Like a $100 mother.

CNS · « **Reply #68 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:15:54 PM »

I would like to add a $250 payout to the player who's questionable, yet unflagged hit, leads to a formal complaint to the NCAA. All other formal complaints of cheating or poor calls to benefit cats will be paid to refs under the current contractual agreement.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #69 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:31:32 PM »

Blindside on Boykin after one of his picks = $500

Spracne · « **Reply #70 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:33:41 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 03, 2014, 07:31:32 PM

Blindside on Boykin after one of his picks = $500

I will transfer all my UpDog credits to whoever pulls a Jason Street on him.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #71 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:35:21 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on November 03, 2014, 07:33:41 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 03, 2014, 07:31:32 PM
Blindside on Boykin after one of his picks = $500
I will transfer all my UpDog credits to whoever pulls a Jason Street on him.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #72 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:35:49 PM »

$150 to any player who "Nyle Wirens" their QB. An extra $500 if he leaves the field in a neck brace.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #73 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:43:42 PM »

I will buy a bud light pounder at rustys outback for any player that does the ol' "grab and twist" to christian balls and nutsacks

ben ji · « **Reply #74 on:** November 03, 2014, 07:44:58 PM »

I wish I knew more players from TCU so I could give more "Personalized" Bounties. I knew who Devondre Fields was but they kicked him off the team, now all I've got is Trevor Boinken and thats only because he wore the EMAW arm sleeve one time.