Author Topic: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens (Read 2382 times)

Cannoncat · « **on:** October 30, 2014, 11:02:45 PM »

The wells of stilly have run dry
There is something that's gone a rye
There maybe something really dry
Why is okie really fry.....

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2014, 11:04:49 PM »

Quote from: Cannoncat on October 30, 2014, 11:02:45 PM

The wells of stilly have run dry
There is something that's gone a rye
There maybe something dry
Why is okie really fry.....

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:31:42 AM »

Hey T Boone how does that $80/bbl taste?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:40:46 AM »

An Moon Boone Look...
A Losers Losersinto the Look,
Moon! Pantless again.

Pett · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:47:09 AM »

Let's just beat his pants off, no underwear...

mocat · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2014, 09:06:20 AM »

Nay, the cowboy way.
I say, how much would you pay?
Not the K-State way

BushBlister · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2014, 10:47:35 AM »

stop quoting gundy
'i'm 40" isnt funny
t'was 9 years ago

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2014, 10:49:05 AM »

Quote from: BushBlister on October 31, 2014, 10:47:35 AM

stop quoting gundy
'i'm 40" isnt funny
t'was 9 years ago

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CHONGS · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2014, 10:51:30 AM »

There once lived a man named Daxx
Whose passes were very lax
Tomorrow night
He'll surely fight
But still give up seven sacks

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2014, 10:58:02 AM »

There once was a guy named Wes Lunt
He threw three INT's, why punt?
We knocked him down, they sent in Clint Chelf,
While Wes puked all over himself

CHONGS · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:18:07 AM »

There's a man that is named Pistol Pete
Who appears to have bow-legged feet
Most say he smells fantastic
Nope, I'm being sarcastic
He emits a foul stench like bad meat

mocat · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:29:11 AM »

No, Barry Sanders
Is not walking through that door.
T Boone sighs, aghast

mocat · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:31:32 AM »

Twenty Eleven
Was so great to O-S-U
Iowa State tho

mocat · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:35:28 AM »

Oklahoma State
The Qatar of U-S-A
Woof at those sightlines

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:36:44 AM »

I once went to Gallager Iba
But not to watch Coach Snyda
The Pokes struck our vitals
I pounded the Midol
But that night we still clinched the Title.

mocat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:38:27 AM »

Oklahoma State
Is worse than 9/11
They hurt Collin Klein

Brock Landers · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:53:38 AM »

There once was a man named Sanders
Who could make defenders look like bystanders
But now their players suck
And can't even be helped with luck
Cats victory guaranteed by Brock Landers

TownieCat · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:53:55 AM »

Lynch Mob has big day
Why would you name your kid Daxx
Cats win by thirty

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2014, 12:14:41 PM »

weird thread.

DQ12 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2014, 12:38:49 PM »

Haiku week isn't for almost another year, wierdies.

MadCat · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:07:50 PM »

There once was a town called Stillwater
I don't know if I should not or oughter
make fun of my birth city
because it's so shitty.
See ya'll in the police blotter.

The Big Train · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:15:01 PM »

pistol pete doesnt wave the wheat
pistol pete doesnt like red meat
he does dangle out of his rear cheerleader feet

CHONGS · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:16:34 PM »

I tried...

MadCat · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2014, 04:42:00 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on October 31, 2014, 03:16:34 PM

I tried...

I appreciated it.

DQ12 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2014, 06:44:17 PM »

appreciate your efforts, Chings. a more concerted effort should be made next year.

Author Topic: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens (Read 2382 times)

The Big Train