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Title: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: Cannoncat on October 30, 2014, 11:02:45 PM
The wells of stilly have run dry
There is something that's gone a rye
There maybe something really dry
Why is okie really fry.....

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Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: HerrSonntag on October 30, 2014, 11:04:49 PM
The wells of stilly have run dry
There is something that's gone a rye
There maybe something dry
Why is okie really fry.....

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Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 31, 2014, 08:31:42 AM
Hey T Boone how does that $80/bbl taste?
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 31, 2014, 08:40:46 AM
An Moon Boone Look...
A Losers Losersinto the Look,
Moon! Pantless again.
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: Pett on October 31, 2014, 08:47:09 AM
Let's just beat his pants off, no underwear...
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: mocat on October 31, 2014, 09:06:20 AM
Nay, the cowboy way.
I say, how much would you pay?
Not the K-State way
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: BushBlister on October 31, 2014, 10:47:35 AM
stop quoting gundy
'i'm 40" isnt funny
t'was 9 years ago
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 31, 2014, 10:49:05 AM
stop quoting gundy
'i'm 40" isnt funny
t'was 9 years ago


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Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: CHONGS on October 31, 2014, 10:51:30 AM
There once lived a man named Daxx
Whose passes were very lax
Tomorrow night
He'll surely fight
But still give up seven sacks

Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 31, 2014, 10:58:02 AM
There once was a guy named Wes Lunt
He threw three INT's, why punt?
We knocked him down, they sent in Clint Chelf,
While Wes puked all over himself
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: CHONGS on October 31, 2014, 11:18:07 AM
There's a man that is named Pistol Pete
Who appears to have bow-legged feet
Most say he smells fantastic
Nope, I'm being sarcastic
He emits a foul stench like bad meat

 
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: mocat on October 31, 2014, 11:29:11 AM
No, Barry Sanders
Is not walking through that door.
T Boone sighs, aghast
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: mocat on October 31, 2014, 11:31:32 AM
Twenty Eleven
Was so great to O-S-U
Iowa State tho
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: mocat on October 31, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
Oklahoma State
The Qatar of U-S-A
Woof at those sightlines
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 31, 2014, 11:36:44 AM
I once went to Gallager Iba
But not to watch Coach Snyda
The Pokes struck our vitals
I pounded the Midol
But that night we still clinched the Title.
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: mocat on October 31, 2014, 11:38:27 AM
Oklahoma State
Is worse than 9/11
They hurt Collin Klein
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: Brock Landers on October 31, 2014, 11:53:38 AM
There once was a man named Sanders
Who could make defenders look like bystanders
But now their players suck
And can't even be helped with luck
Cats victory guaranteed by Brock Landers
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: TownieCat on October 31, 2014, 11:53:55 AM
Lynch Mob has big day
Why would you name your kid Daxx
Cats win by thirty
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 31, 2014, 12:14:41 PM
weird thread.
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: DQ12 on October 31, 2014, 12:38:49 PM
Haiku week isn't for almost another year, wierdies.


Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: MadCat on October 31, 2014, 03:07:50 PM
There once was a town called Stillwater
I don't know if I should not or oughter
make fun of my birth city
because it's so shitty.
See ya'll in the police blotter.
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: The Big Train on October 31, 2014, 03:15:01 PM
pistol pete doesnt wave the wheat
pistol pete doesnt like red meat
he does dangle out of his rear cheerleader feet
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: CHONGS on October 31, 2014, 03:16:34 PM
I tried...
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: MadCat on October 31, 2014, 04:42:00 PM
I tried...
I appreciated it.
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: DQ12 on October 31, 2014, 06:44:17 PM
appreciate your efforts, Chings.  a more concerted effort should be made next year.
Title: Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
Post by: renocat on November 01, 2014, 08:29:09 AM
Old cowboy legend.  Two bulls were standing on a hill looking at a pasture of cows and heifers. The young bull Gundy said let's run down and breed one.  Stud Bull Bill from KSU said let's walk down and breed them all.  Wiley wisdom prevails.