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Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« on: October 30, 2014, 11:02:45 PM »
The wells of stilly have run dry
There is something that's gone a rye
There maybe something really dry
Why is okie really fry.....

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2014, 11:04:49 PM »
The wells of stilly have run dry
There is something that's gone a rye
There maybe something dry
Why is okie really fry.....

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 08:31:42 AM »
Hey T Boone how does that $80/bbl taste?

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 08:40:46 AM »
An Moon Boone Look...
A Losers Losersinto the Look,
Moon! Pantless again.
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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 08:47:09 AM »
Let's just beat his pants off, no underwear...
« Last Edit: October 31, 2014, 08:56:14 AM by Pett »

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 09:06:20 AM »
Nay, the cowboy way.
I say, how much would you pay?
Not the K-State way

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2014, 10:47:35 AM »
stop quoting gundy
'i'm 40" isnt funny
t'was 9 years ago
i got a laptop now

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2014, 10:49:05 AM »
stop quoting gundy
'i'm 40" isnt funny
t'was 9 years ago


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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2014, 10:51:30 AM »
There once lived a man named Daxx
Whose passes were very lax
Tomorrow night
He'll surely fight
But still give up seven sacks


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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2014, 10:58:02 AM »
There once was a guy named Wes Lunt
He threw three INT's, why punt?
We knocked him down, they sent in Clint Chelf,
While Wes puked all over himself

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2014, 11:18:07 AM »
There's a man that is named Pistol Pete
Who appears to have bow-legged feet
Most say he smells fantastic
Nope, I'm being sarcastic
He emits a foul stench like bad meat

 

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2014, 11:29:11 AM »
No, Barry Sanders
Is not walking through that door.
T Boone sighs, aghast

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2014, 11:31:32 AM »
Twenty Eleven
Was so great to O-S-U
Iowa State tho

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2014, 11:35:28 AM »
Oklahoma State
The Qatar of U-S-A
Woof at those sightlines

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2014, 11:36:44 AM »
I once went to Gallager Iba
But not to watch Coach Snyda
The Pokes struck our vitals
I pounded the Midol
But that night we still clinched the Title.

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2014, 11:38:27 AM »
Oklahoma State
Is worse than 9/11
They hurt Collin Klein

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2014, 11:53:38 AM »
There once was a man named Sanders
Who could make defenders look like bystanders
But now their players suck
And can't even be helped with luck
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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2014, 11:53:55 AM »
Lynch Mob has big day
Why would you name your kid Daxx
Cats win by thirty

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2014, 12:14:41 PM »
weird thread.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2014, 12:38:49 PM »
Haiku week isn't for almost another year, wierdies.




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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2014, 03:07:50 PM »
There once was a town called Stillwater
I don't know if I should not or oughter
make fun of my birth city
because it's so shitty.
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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2014, 03:15:01 PM »
pistol pete doesnt wave the wheat
pistol pete doesnt like red meat
he does dangle out of his rear cheerleader feet

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2014, 03:16:34 PM »
I tried...

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Re: Beat the pants off ole Boone Pickens
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2014, 06:44:17 PM »
appreciate your efforts, Chings.  a more concerted effort should be made next year.


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