Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth

[damonismyhero]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

After the games, generally the good opposing posters stick around.  We have posters from KU, WVU, Michigan, and Illinois to prove this point.  To further prove the point, no Arkansas posters stuck around.

lol

i'd truly enjoy it if some of these war eagles stuck around so we can double dose brucketball over on the bball board in the coming winters.

did you guys know you got a new basketball coach? and he's awesome, and his name is oscar?

Wait...we have a basketball team?

[Lizard of Oz]

I have not read the previous 18 pages but I thought to ask, what exactly is a piss pounding? How do you go about pounding piss? I mean, its liquid an all so wouldn't that cause excessive splashing therefore causing one to smell like piss? These are all serious questions and should not be taken lightly.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I have not read the previous 18 pages but I thought to ask, what exactly is a piss pounding? How do you go about pounding piss? I mean, its liquid an all so wouldn't that cause excessive splashing therefore causing one to smell like piss? These are all serious questions and should not be taken lightly.

You have to freeze it first.

[Spracne]

"To piss pound" is a verb.  One does not speak of "A piss pound" as it were.  To piss pound is to pound another with such terrible vigor than the lesser pugilist loses all control of his bladder, thereby pissing himself.

[#1AUFAN]

"To piss pound" is a verb.  One does not speak of "A piss pound" as it were.  To piss pound is to pound another with such terrible vigor than the lesser pugilist loses all control of his bladder, thereby pissing himself.

I would have bought that in a game of balderdash

[Spracne]

"To piss pound" is a verb.  One does not speak of "A piss pound" as it were.  To piss pound is to pound another with such terrible vigor than the lesser pugilist loses all control of his bladder, thereby pissing himself.

I would have bought that in a game of balderdash

+3 for #1AUFAN, then.

[Lizard of Oz]

Ah, I see. Similar to our phrase, "get your crap kicked in". Now, obviously, no one would really want to kick ones crap in because a number of things could happen like messing up a perfectly good pair of shoes or worse, getting ones foot stuck in someones ass. That would be difficult to explain.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

"To piss pound" is a verb.  One does not speak of "A piss pound" as it were.  To piss pound is to pound another with such terrible vigor than the lesser pugilist loses all control of his bladder, thereby pissing himself.

I would have bought that in a game of balderdash

Is that anything like quidditch?  Spracs is a squawk and may be more likely to take kindly to a quidditch reference.

[#1AUFAN]

"To piss pound" is a verb.  One does not speak of "A piss pound" as it were.  To piss pound is to pound another with such terrible vigor than the lesser pugilist loses all control of his bladder, thereby pissing himself.

I would have bought that in a game of balderdash

Is that anything like quidditch?  Spracs is a squawk and may be more likely to take kindly to a quidditch reference.

a squawk? I am but a mere muggle

[The Big Train]

Why can't we have more #1AUFANs and less Swamp People cast members?

[Chief Saugahatchee]

You have to freeze it first.

Now you tell me.  You could have said something before the 18th flippin' page, son.

WDE

[MadCat]

You have to freeze it first.

Now you tell me.  You could have said something before the 18th flippin' page, son.

WDE

The only REAL way to learn is through experience.

[Chief Saugahatchee]

[EMAW4Lyfe]

Thought I would go ahead and post this video so auburn fans could go ahead and see a preview of what's going to happen to them on Thursday 

[Muldoon]

Awwwhhhh I just looked at the K-State stadium on Google Earth....it's so cute!

Was it the version with the combine driving past on the north side?   

[damonismyhero]

Congrats on the Oklahoma win

[AUEKU]

I got my cousin,,,I mean my wife to write this...I done got my GED while I was in prison, but your big words got me all confused.  I still don't understand why in Sam Hill we are goin up to that fancy pants institute higher lernin....shoot, for munths now I have dreaded this coming Thursday.  I just hope I get off in time from my job as a gizzard puller at the chicken plant to watch the game.  I watched the highlights from your ins total domination of our boy Paul Roads.  Man...that was a clinic.  I just hope none of boys get whipped too bad....I just hope we come back with only our pride wounded. Gotta run, my parole officer is callin me.


P.S.  I really like your basketball Coach, that Bob Huggins sure can coach.

[Harvey Updyke]

I got my cousin,,,I mean my wife to write this...I done got my GED while I was in prison, but your big words got me all confused.  I still don't understand why in Sam Hill we are goin up to that fancy pants institute higher lernin....shoot, for munths now I have dreaded this coming Thursday.  I just hope I get off in time from my job as a gizzard puller at the chicken plant to watch the game.  I watched the highlights from your ins total domination of our boy Paul Roads.  Man...that was a clinic.  I just hope none of boys get whipped too bad....I just hope we come back with only our pride wounded. Gotta run, my parole officer is callin me.


P.S.  I really like your basketball Coach, that Bob Huggins sure can coach.

 

[Spracne]

rollingplains sock.

[slobber]

rollingplains sock.

Maybe, but I think it might just be a dumbass.


Gonna win 'em all!

[Bqqkie Pimp]

rollingplains sock.

Maybe, but I think it might just be a dumbass.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

I got my cousin,,,I mean my wife to write this...I done got my GED while I was in prison, but your big words got me all confused.  I still don't understand why in Sam Hill we are goin up to that fancy pants institute higher lernin....shoot, for munths now I have dreaded this coming Thursday.  I just hope I get off in time from my job as a gizzard puller at the chicken plant to watch the game.  I watched the highlights from your ins total domination of our boy Paul Roads.  Man...that was a clinic.  I just hope none of boys get whipped too bad....I just hope we come back with only our pride wounded. Gotta run, my parole officer is callin me.


P.S.  I really like your basketball Coach, that Bob Huggins sure can coach.

It's Bill Huggins, idiot.

[Cire]

Frank Huggins

[slobber]

rollingplains sock.

Maybe, but I think it might just be a dumbass.

No difference between rollingplains and rollingplains sock. I guess not, when I type it out.

crap, maybe I'm rollingplains!


Gonna win 'em all!

[Denim Vest]

Harsh doses of reality in this thread.  I think some of us Auburn fans needed to hear it but it makes me sick to my stomach.  Unfortunately, I've already made plans to watch some of this game.  Since there seems to be little suspense related to what's actually going to happen on the field I'm curious about what kind of pageantry we'll be in for pregame.

Is the world's largest groundhog/ gopher at all affiliated with K St?
Are there any cool pregame videographics used to hype the crowd?  Thinking like a LHC Bill Snyder going out to get the morning paper and all hell breaks loose.  Or a spinning LHC Bill Snyder head ala Mugatu from Zoolander.


Anyways, looking forward to seeing what real football looks like.  This hurry up option BS with Kim Kardashian flash cards gets kind of silly to be honest but as an Auburn fan we have to embrace it.  All I ask is that you don't ridicule our male fans for bringing their own pom poms to the game.  It's a very important part of cfb in the South and people get sensitive about it.  If this thread is any indication, I'm sure you'll show nothing but class.  Maybe even humor them and say how cool it is even if you don't mean it.