Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth

[#1AUFAN]

Wildcats,

I was sure that Auburn stood a chance in this week's game until I came here, and realized the truth. Having grown up in Alabama without access to television, internet, books, indoor plumbing or dental care I had previously thought that Kansas was just a funny way of saying Arkansas, the place God sent Gus Malzahn from. I had no idea that Kansas existed, let alone the prestigious Kansas State football program. Why Jay Jacobs would send our boys to LHC Bill Snyder Family Football Stadium to be slaughtered is about as puzzling to me as abortion, or un-sweet tea.

My sister and I were planning on attending this Thursday night with our fourteen children, but our horse is sick and apparently this ankle bracelet they gave me will shoot electricity through my body if I cross the state line  . Don't let other "Auburn" fans fool you, we're about as scared of Jake Waters as we are of having to read in public. Barring the results of the 57 pending investigations on our program being released, and the subsequent death penalty being imposed upon our program, I'm afraid that we are actually going to play ya'll on Thursday night, and when that happens we might never recover, especially our ear-drums.

Signed,

A REAL Auburn fan

[CNS]

Oh man. #1, you are in luck.  We have a game thread and chat on here then get your party line phone going.  You could live report as fast as you can read.

[Pippi LongSausage]

Wildcats,

I was sure that Auburn stood a chance in this week's game until I came here, and realized the truth. Having grown up in Alabama without access to television, internet, books, indoor plumbing or dental care I had previously thought that Kansas was just a funny way of saying Arkansas, the place God sent Gus Malzahn from. I had no idea that Kansas existed, let alone the prestigious Kansas State football program. Why Jay Jacobs would send our boys to LHC LHC Bill Snyder Family Football Stadium to be slaughtered is about as puzzling to me as abortion, or un-sweet tea.

My sister and I were planning on attending this Thursday night with our fourteen children, but our horse is sick and apparently this ankle bracelet they gave me will shoot electricity through my body if I cross the state line  . Don't let other "Auburn" fans fool you, we're about as scared of Jake Waters as we are of having to read in public. Barring the results of the 57 pending investigations on our program being released, and the subsequent death penalty being imposed upon our program, I'm afraid that we are actually going to play ya'll on Thursday night, and when that happens we might never recover, especially our ear-drums.

Signed,

A REAL Auburn fan

Best post so far today!  LMAO

[Rage Against the McKee]

#1AUFAN is not a real fan, but a sock.

[CNS]

#1AUFAN is not a real fan, but a sock.

I don't believe it.   

[Pippi LongSausage]

I'm curious how you Cat fans explain I - State hanging 28 on your butts?  Marshall and Company will have a track meet.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I'm curious how you Cat fans explain I - State hanging 28 on your butts?  Marshall and Company will have a track meet.

It happens almost every year.

[#1AUFAN]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

[SkinnyBenny]

Have been to LSU many, many times. Very disappointing crowd noise. Overhyped. Had no problems getting tickets to big games. Honestly a little bit pud. And yes, I know about the earthquake game. Doesn't matter, don't care. Probably a fluke.

[420seriouscat69]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

Every fan base has their dumbasses. Looking forward to the game. 

[meow meow]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

Every fan base as their dumbasses. Looking forward to the game. 

yep 

[ChiComCat]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

After the games, generally the good opposing posters stick around.  We have posters from KU, WVU, Michigan, and Illinois to prove this point.  To further prove the point, no Arkansas posters stuck around.

[#1AUFAN]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

After the games, generally the good opposing posters stick around.  We have posters from KU, WVU, Michigan, and Illinois to prove this point.  To further prove the point, no Arkansas posters stuck around.

lol

[420seriouscat69]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

Every fan base as their dumbasses. Looking forward to the game. 

yep 

Hey! 

[Shooter Jones]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

After the games, generally the good opposing posters stick around.  We have posters from KU, WVU, Michigan, and Illinois to prove this point.  To further prove the point, no Arkansas posters stuck around.

lol

i'd truly enjoy it if some of these war eagles stuck around so we can double dose brucketball over on the bball board in the coming winters.

did you guys know you got a new basketball coach? and he's awesome, and his name is oscar?

[UncleCharlie]

Is it true that most SEC teams keep 4 punters on scholarship because of the history of overuse?

[#1AUFAN]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

After the games, generally the good opposing posters stick around.  We have posters from KU, WVU, Michigan, and Illinois to prove this point.  To further prove the point, no Arkansas posters stuck around.

lol

i'd truly enjoy it if some of these war eagles stuck around so we can double dose brucketball over on the bball board in the coming winters.

did you guys know you got a new basketball coach? and he's awesome, and his name is oscar?

heck yeah, and Alabama is still butt-hurt over it

[opticalcarrier]

Is it true that most SEC teams keep 4 punters on scholarship because of the history of overuse?

not quite.  the actual number is 6

[Bqqkie Pimp]

I'm curious how you Cat fans explain I - State hanging 28 on your butts?  Marshall and Company will have a track meet.

A track meet?!?!? WTF?!? Do they not know we will be playing American football?

 

[Pippi LongSausage]

Awwwhhhh I just looked at the K-State stadium on Google Earth....it's so cute!

[Benja]

I think it takes real hubris to come to our blog and use words like hubris.

I'll make it a point to "dumb" it down for you next time...if there is a next time.  If you don't want someone coming to your blog, I'd recommend a surcharge for registering. Since its free...we can agree to call it "our blog" (at least up until your fans are leaving the stadium next Thursday night in the early 4th quarter then I'll move on to the next victim).  You shouldn't have to endure a beat-down well into the night and then have to attend class early the next AM.

Seriously though...good luck to you guys going forward (as opposed to backward).

 

you can't say like 12 mean things and then end with one nice thing and call it all good.

[0.42]

To be fair, 'Bama fans would have detailed dossiers on every poster on this interblog

still  tho

[XocolateThundarr]

In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

After the games, generally the good opposing posters stick around.  We have posters from KU, WVU, Michigan, and Illinois to prove this point.  To further prove the point, no Arkansas posters stuck around.

lol

i'd truly enjoy it if some of these war eagles stuck around so we can double dose brucketball over on the bball board in the coming winters.

did you guys know you got a new basketball coach? and he's awesome, and his name is oscar?

heck yeah, and Alabama is still butt-hurt over it

To be fair...I am pretty butthurt over it as well.  But that is a topic for another board.

[Pippi LongSausage]

We've been terrible at B'ball so long Ill only believe when I see it.  Call me cynical...you'd be right. 

[Shooter Jones]

We've been terrible at B'ball so long Ill only believe when I see it.  Call me cynical...you'd be right.

you're gonna cheat real good and respectable.. you'll be near the top of the sec in no time, long sausage.