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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #75 on: August 07, 2014, 08:02:01 PM »
Please name and quantify the alcohol and drugs consumed in the past 24 hours.

coke morphine and

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #76 on: August 07, 2014, 08:08:13 PM »
Please name and quantify the alcohol and drugs consumed in the past 24 hours.

coke morphine and
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #77 on: August 07, 2014, 08:19:09 PM »
Please name and quantify the alcohol and drugs consumed in the past 24 hours.

coke morphine and
What do you think of the fire breathing butterflies that are trying to attack you?

they are pussies

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #78 on: August 07, 2014, 08:30:00 PM »
life is hard most of the time - some of the time for sure.  It might seem like you can't trust anyone.  The weight of your head is weighing you down.  The weight of the world is pushing you around, but I found a way.  I wish that you would.  I wish that you could.
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #79 on: August 07, 2014, 10:46:41 PM »
That stinks, Sundance Kid.

I only hope I don't have to start a similar thread on Monday if nobody gives me a cake thread for my birthday on Sunday, August 10.   :whistle1:

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #80 on: August 07, 2014, 11:11:18 PM »
Sun Dance Kid

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #81 on: August 08, 2014, 10:21:20 AM »
I've been a member of this board for going on 4.5 years and the motherfuckers have NEVER given me a cake thread.  It's honestly pretty rough ridin' depressing. 

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2014, 10:25:48 AM »
I've been a member of this board for going on 4.5 years and the motherfuckers have NEVER given me a cake thread.  It's honestly pretty rough ridin' depressing. 

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Helps to have your birthday in your profile or be Facebook friends with people on here
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2014, 11:05:17 AM »
sdk dead or wut?

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #84 on: August 08, 2014, 11:11:41 AM »
Happy birthday

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #85 on: August 08, 2014, 01:07:34 PM »
I've been a member of this board for going on 4.5 years and the motherfuckers have NEVER given me a cake thread.  It's honestly pretty rough ridin' depressing. 

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Same here, T1BW.  Same here.
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #86 on: August 08, 2014, 01:27:51 PM »
Nobody knows when my birthday is on this site. Its on a fairly popular day however.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #87 on: August 08, 2014, 01:40:46 PM »
The biggest component of getting cake threads is being facebook friends with Stevesie60

I love cake threads, they're one of my fav things about goEMAW. I went through the threads I've started recently and over half of them were birthday threads.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #88 on: August 08, 2014, 01:42:00 PM »
Cake threads are a great tradition started by a great human being.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #89 on: August 08, 2014, 02:31:32 PM »
If you don't get a cake thread, I would suggest actually meeting some of the other posters.....maybe even have a drink or two with them.  Maybe lunch?  :dunno:
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #90 on: August 08, 2014, 02:36:57 PM »
I've met a few other posters. I've pointed out that my birthday is the same day as TLBL. Who gets a cake thread? TLBL. Who doesn't get a cake thread? dobber.

Who makes a conscious choice to not do the drugs and such simply because of no cake thread? dobber.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #91 on: August 08, 2014, 02:44:51 PM »
Happy Birthday SDK (belated).  Great job on your morphine induced 3 some!  I hope you put a baby in them.  Sorry on the no cake thread.  Cakes are overrated anyway.  Usually too much frosting which makes for the cake farts (or carts) during the 3way sex/pre-parenting party.  Great job out of you!
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #92 on: August 08, 2014, 03:54:06 PM »
If you don't get a cake thread, I would suggest actually meeting some of the other posters.....maybe even have a drink or two with them.  Maybe lunch?  :dunno:

I slept with one of them and still no cake thread.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #93 on: August 08, 2014, 03:59:54 PM »
If you don't get a cake thread, I would suggest actually meeting some of the other posters.....maybe even have a drink or two with them.  Maybe lunch?  :dunno:

I slept with one of them and still no cake thread.
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #94 on: August 08, 2014, 04:13:44 PM »
If you don't get a cake thread, I would suggest actually meeting some of the other posters.....maybe even have a drink or two with them.  Maybe lunch?  :dunno:

I slept with one of them and still no cake thread.
If you weren't married, I'd suggest you keep trying until you get your cake thread!

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #95 on: August 08, 2014, 08:10:55 PM »
If you don't get a cake thread, I would suggest actually meeting some of the other posters.....maybe even have a drink or two with them.  Maybe lunch?  :dunno:

hard to meet people on this board living in dallas.  maybe i'll meet some gEs at tcu this fall so as to be able to fulfill my lifelong cake thread dream next year.  :crossfingers:

or, maybe i'm just unlikeable.  :dunno: