My birthday was yesterday

[steve dave]

[SdK]

How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

Do tell!

If you insist.

I scored some morphine from a nurse friend of mine. We set up an iv drip and just layed in bed for a while. Then we laid in bed for a while. She invited her friend over to join. We put on sheriff badges and like any good posse would do, we layed down the law. On each other in a very consenting way. Yes, sometimes folks were restrained, but it was for their pleasure. We made a pact that if anyone got pregnant that we would raise the kiddo together in a 3way parenting scheme that made sense at the time. I'm hoping they both are as fertile as I!

You did all of that in your mom's basement?

Indeed I did. I built a wall to close off the stairs to the basement so that I could celebrate in peace.

But but but but how did your two lady friends get in?

The window silly willie! Then it was all to the Windows to the Wall!

[SdK]

Thank God. Your posting ability has diminished as of late.

[mocat]

yes, well to the cub sdk

What are you even talking about?

i lol'd

[SdK]

How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

Do tell!

If you insist.

I scored some morphine from a nurse friend of mine. We set up an iv drip and just layed in bed for a while. Then we laid in bed for a while. She invited her friend over to join. We put on sheriff badges and like any good posse would do, we layed down the law. On each other in a very consenting way. Yes, sometimes folks were restrained, but it was for their pleasure. We made a pact that if anyone got pregnant that we would raise the kiddo together in a 3way parenting scheme that made sense at the time. I'm hoping they both are as fertile as I!

You did all of that in your mom's basement?

Indeed I did. I built a wall to close off the stairs to the basement so that I could celebrate in peace.

But but but but how did your two lady friends get in?

The window silly willie! Then it was all to the Windows to the Wall!

hahah omg, you are right! I am super silly! Were they the yin to your yang?

[SdK]

How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

Do tell!

If you insist.

I scored some morphine from a nurse friend of mine. We set up an iv drip and just layed in bed for a while. Then we laid in bed for a while. She invited her friend over to join. We put on sheriff badges and like any good posse would do, we layed down the law. On each other in a very consenting way. Yes, sometimes folks were restrained, but it was for their pleasure. We made a pact that if anyone got pregnant that we would raise the kiddo together in a 3way parenting scheme that made sense at the time. I'm hoping they both are as fertile as I!

You did all of that in your mom's basement?

Indeed I did. I built a wall to close off the stairs to the basement so that I could celebrate in peace.

But but but but how did your two lady friends get in?

The window silly willie! Then it was all to the Windows to the Wall!

hahah omg, you are right! I am super silly! Were they the yin to your yang?

You might say we fit together nicely. Like an Oscar Wilde puzzle. The best part was when we just hooked the nurse up to the iv (Opositive) then I tapped her vein and ran it into my femoral (I'm O positive too) then the friend tapped my other femoral and we got high and really close all at the same time. The friend is type AB so she was the end due to necessity

[Emo EMAW]

Dobber really mumped me over on my god damned cake thread.

[SdK]

How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

Do tell!

If you insist.

I scored some morphine from a nurse friend of mine. We set up an iv drip and just layed in bed for a while. Then we laid in bed for a while. She invited her friend over to join. We put on sheriff badges and like any good posse would do, we layed down the law. On each other in a very consenting way. Yes, sometimes folks were restrained, but it was for their pleasure. We made a pact that if anyone got pregnant that we would raise the kiddo together in a 3way parenting scheme that made sense at the time. I'm hoping they both are as fertile as I!

You did all of that in your mom's basement?

Indeed I did. I built a wall to close off the stairs to the basement so that I could celebrate in peace.

But but but but how did your two lady friends get in?

The window silly willie! Then it was all to the Windows to the Wall!

hahah omg, you are right! I am super silly! Were they the yin to your yang?

You might say we fit together nicely. Like an Oscar Wilde puzzle. The best part was when we just hooked the nurse up to the iv (Opositive) then I tapped her vein and ran it into my femoral (I'm O positive too) then the friend tapped my other femoral and we got high and really close all at the same time. The friend is type AB so she was the end due to necessity

OMG! arent you worried about diseases?

[SdK]

How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

Do tell!

If you insist.

I scored some morphine from a nurse friend of mine. We set up an iv drip and just layed in bed for a while. Then we laid in bed for a while. She invited her friend over to join. We put on sheriff badges and like any good posse would do, we layed down the law. On each other in a very consenting way. Yes, sometimes folks were restrained, but it was for their pleasure. We made a pact that if anyone got pregnant that we would raise the kiddo together in a 3way parenting scheme that made sense at the time. I'm hoping they both are as fertile as I!

You did all of that in your mom's basement?

Indeed I did. I built a wall to close off the stairs to the basement so that I could celebrate in peace.

But but but but how did your two lady friends get in?

The window silly willie! Then it was all to the Windows to the Wall!

hahah omg, you are right! I am super silly! Were they the yin to your yang?

You might say we fit together nicely. Like an Oscar Wilde puzzle. The best part was when we just hooked the nurse up to the iv (Opositive) then I tapped her vein and ran it into my femoral (I'm O positive too) then the friend tapped my other femoral and we got high and really close all at the same time. The friend is type AB so she was the end due to necessity

OMG! arent you worried about diseases?

No. We have all been tested and are clean. Do you think I'm an animal? smh.

[Shooter Jones]

assuming sdk is no longer sober. 

[SdK]

tl dr: life after morphine sucks.

[SdK]

assuming sdk is no longer sober. 

I didn't drink, so I'm still good right? 

[XocolateThundarr]

[SdK]

We are going to have a pissing contest in a month. To see if SdK is the proud father of two beautiful babies or not!

[SdK]

We are going to have a pissing contest in a month. To see if SdK is the proud father of two beautiful babies or not!

I suggest DNA testing to make sure you're the father

[Mrs. Gooch]

Dobber really mumped me over on my god damned cake thread.

I had this cake all picked out for you and then a few days after your birthday I realized I had missed it. :(

[Rage Against the McKee]

Nobody's in the wagon.

[SdK]

We are going to have a pissing contest in a month. To see if SdK is the proud father of two beautiful babies or not!

I suggest DNA testing to make sure you're the father

Good point. But why ruin it? If they are pregnant and want me to be the dad, why would I reject that? I'm just looking forward to having SdK juniors so that I can bump the tall people thread in 13 years. I dont think you all know how happy I am. I can't think of a better story for conception!

[Emo EMAW]

Dobber really mumped me over on my god damned cake thread.

I had this cake all picked out for you and then a few days after your birthday I realized I had missed it. :(

That is so good. 

[SdK]

We are going to have a pissing contest in a month. To see if SdK is the proud father of two beautiful babies or not!

I suggest DNA testing to make sure you're the father

Good point. But why ruin it? If they are pregnant and want me to be the dad, why would I reject that? I'm just looking forward to having SdK juniors so that I can bump the tall people thread in 13 years. I dont think you all know how happy I am. I can't think of a better story for conception!

Very true. I just hope, for your sake and new life's (no one will ever bee DSAMS) sake, one or both aren't pro choice. Have you thought of that?

[slobber]

Dobber really mumped me over on my god damned cake thread.

Did I make promises or something? If I did, then man, I am really sorry. Come to the TCU game and we will celebrate there.

[SdK]

We are going to have a pissing contest in a month. To see if SdK is the proud father of two beautiful babies or not!

I suggest DNA testing to make sure you're the father

Good point. But why ruin it? If they are pregnant and want me to be the dad, why would I reject that? I'm just looking forward to having SdK juniors so that I can bump the tall people thread in 13 years. I dont think you all know how happy I am. I can't think of a better story for conception!

Very true. I just hope, for your sake and new life's (no one will ever bee DSAMS) sake, one or both aren't pro choice. Have you thought of that?

Good point, but I thought of that. We brought over my lawyer friend to draft up an iron clad no aborts clause! You might remember my lawyer friend from past threads. She's still a lawyer and still awesome.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

What in the world is this nonsense?

[SdK]

And yes they are both prochoice. I don't play around with those bible thumpers. Na mean? 

[TownieCat]