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My birthday was yesterday
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:38:35 PM »
you sons of bitches didn't give me a cake thread. It's over guys. It's not me, it's you.


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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2014, 02:40:24 PM »
you sons of bitches didn't give me a cake thread. It's over guys. It's not me, it's you.

Welcome to the club.
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2014, 02:40:44 PM »
yes, well to the cub sdk

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2014, 02:42:07 PM »
yes, well to the cub sdk
What are you even talking about?

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2014, 02:48:34 PM »
That stinks, Sundance Kid.

I only hope I don't have to start a similar thread on Monday if nobody gives me a cake thread for my birthday on Sunday, August 10.   :whistle1:

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2014, 02:49:27 PM »
well to the cub sdk


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2014, 02:49:34 PM »
That stinks, Sundance Kid.

I only hope I don't have to start a similar thread on Monday if nobody gives me a cake thread for my birthday on Sunday, August 10.   :whistle1:

I definitely will remember to wish you a happy birthday, since mine is this Saturday, August 9th.
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2014, 02:50:01 PM »
That stinks, Sundance Kid.

I only hope I don't have to start a similar thread on Monday if nobody gives me a cake thread for my birthday on Sunday, August 10.   :whistle1:

I'll put it on my agenda so you don't have to share a similar plight.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2014, 02:53:48 PM »
That stinks, Sundance Kid.

I only hope I don't have to start a similar thread on Monday if nobody gives me a cake thread for my birthday on Sunday, August 10.   :whistle1:

I'll put it on my agenda so you don't have to share a similar plight.


Man there are some elite 2nd week of August bdays on this blog.  Anyway, here's a cake from yesterday:


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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2014, 02:54:21 PM »
That stinks, Sundance Kid.

I only hope I don't have to start a similar thread on Monday if nobody gives me a cake thread for my birthday on Sunday, August 10.   :whistle1:

I definitely will remember to wish you a happy birthday, since mine is this Saturday, August 9th.

That stinks, Sundance Kid.

I only hope I don't have to start a similar thread on Monday if nobody gives me a cake thread for my birthday on Sunday, August 10.   :whistle1:

I'll put it on my agenda so you don't have to share a similar plight.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2014, 02:54:35 PM »
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2014, 02:55:34 PM »
Just kidding. That was just the most topical cake I could find.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2014, 02:55:51 PM »
Note to self:  Don't do an image search for "throat cake" at work...
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2014, 02:57:24 PM »
happy b-day.


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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2014, 03:01:02 PM »
this thread is relevant to my interests as mine was sunday, no cake thread either.


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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2014, 03:02:47 PM »
How did you celebrate?

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2014, 03:03:32 PM »
How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2014, 03:08:04 PM »
How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

Do tell!

If you insist. :D

I scored some morphine from a nurse friend of mine. We set up an iv drip and just layed in bed for a while. Then we laid in bed for a while. She invited her friend over to join. We put on sheriff badges and like any good posse would do, we layed down the law. On each other in a very consenting way. Yes, sometimes folks were restrained, but it was for their pleasure. We made a pact that if anyone got pregnant that we would raise the kiddo together in a 3way parenting scheme that made sense at the time. I'm hoping they both are as fertile as I!

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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2014, 03:09:10 PM »
Happy birthday everybody
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Re: My birthday was yesterday
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2014, 03:10:42 PM »
How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

Do tell!

If you insist. :D

I scored some morphine from a nurse friend of mine. We set up an iv drip and just layed in bed for a while. Then we laid in bed for a while. She invited her friend over to join. We put on sheriff badges and like any good posse would do, we layed down the law. On each other in a very consenting way. Yes, sometimes folks were restrained, but it was for their pleasure. We made a pact that if anyone got pregnant that we would raise the kiddo together in a 3way parenting scheme that made sense at the time. I'm hoping they both are as fertile as I!

You did all of that in your mom's basement?

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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2014, 03:11:49 PM »
How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

Do tell!

If you insist. :D

I scored some morphine from a nurse friend of mine. We set up an iv drip and just layed in bed for a while. Then we laid in bed for a while. She invited her friend over to join. We put on sheriff badges and like any good posse would do, we layed down the law. On each other in a very consenting way. Yes, sometimes folks were restrained, but it was for their pleasure. We made a pact that if anyone got pregnant that we would raise the kiddo together in a 3way parenting scheme that made sense at the time. I'm hoping they both are as fertile as I!

You did all of that in your mom's basement?

Indeed I did. I built a wall to close off the stairs to the basement so that I could celebrate in peace.

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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2014, 03:12:33 PM »
How did you celebrate?

Well, I was very libertine about it.

Do tell!

If you insist. :D

I scored some morphine from a nurse friend of mine. We set up an iv drip and just layed in bed for a while. Then we laid in bed for a while. She invited her friend over to join. We put on sheriff badges and like any good posse would do, we layed down the law. On each other in a very consenting way. Yes, sometimes folks were restrained, but it was for their pleasure. We made a pact that if anyone got pregnant that we would raise the kiddo together in a 3way parenting scheme that made sense at the time. I'm hoping they both are as fertile as I!

You did all of that in your mom's basement?

Indeed I did. I built a wall to close off the stairs to the basement so that I could celebrate in peace.

But but but but how did your two lady friends get in?