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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #276 on: March 08, 2021, 12:09:32 PM »
hmm she's definitely got a type

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #277 on: March 08, 2021, 05:03:51 PM »
hmm she's definitely got a type

Poor Man's Lex Luthor?

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #278 on: June 29, 2021, 09:48:14 AM »
I'd build a lazy river at the mansion and invite my gE buddies a day of floating with belinis and trulys, and I'd have a chef homemaking whatever ice cream anyone wanted.

Hurry.

https://medium.com/@mackenzie_scott/384-ways-to-help-45d0b9ac6ad8

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mackenzie-scott-gives-away-4-1-billion-to-384-organizations-including-4-washington-state-groups/

[redacted] you're up there, get me her phone number or my twitter handle, in put in work. She's got some Mack Brown butter teeth in that Seattle Times article, but I'd still show her things her ex could never even imagine. Get to work and make that connection, trim.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #279 on: June 29, 2021, 10:01:38 AM »
I'd build a lazy river at the mansion and invite my gE buddies a day of floating with belinis and trulys, and I'd have a chef homemaking whatever ice cream anyone wanted.

Hurry.

https://medium.com/@mackenzie_scott/384-ways-to-help-45d0b9ac6ad8

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mackenzie-scott-gives-away-4-1-billion-to-384-organizations-including-4-washington-state-groups/

[redacted] you're up there, get me her phone number or my twitter handle, in put in work. She's got some Mack Brown butter teeth in that Seattle Times article, but I'd still show her things her ex could never even imagine. Get to work and make that connection, trim.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #280 on: June 29, 2021, 10:15:51 AM »
You just won the Mackenzie Scott Love Sweepstakes!

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #281 on: June 29, 2021, 10:27:42 AM »
100 million!

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #282 on: June 29, 2021, 10:56:56 AM »
Every time I see this thread bumped and the most recent poster listed, I get concerned for that person.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #283 on: June 29, 2021, 11:24:34 AM »
What if it's a poster divorcing his wife to marry Mackenzie Scott?

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #284 on: June 29, 2021, 12:24:37 PM »
What if it's a poster divorcing his wife to marry Mackenzie Scott?

I guess I would be happy for you if that's what you're after

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #285 on: June 29, 2021, 12:27:25 PM »
Tell her that K-State athletics will house people in the new:  Indoor Facility, Basketball Arena, Volleyball Arena, Olympic Training Center and new Indoor Track during the next national calamity and that K-State athletics has been seriously impacted by Covid -19 and needs approximately $150 million dollars.   We'll even name the new arena of your Mackenzie.


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #286 on: September 28, 2022, 11:18:55 PM »
What if it's a poster divorcing his wife to marry Mackenzie Scott?

Window’s back open.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #287 on: September 29, 2022, 08:52:28 AM »

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #288 on: September 29, 2022, 09:48:07 AM »
My wife and I are so peanut butter and jelly it's ridiculous. Feel bad for dudes that loathe their wife.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #289 on: September 29, 2022, 11:03:36 AM »
Plow as many fillies as you can in your 20's and find your soulmate at 30. Case closed!

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #290 on: September 29, 2022, 11:38:22 PM »
What if it's a poster divorcing his wife to marry Mackenzie Scott?

Window’s back open.


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #291 on: October 01, 2022, 10:53:53 AM »

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #292 on: October 01, 2022, 11:25:43 AM »
Spracs is probably a divorce lawyer. Sad!

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #293 on: October 04, 2022, 04:07:17 PM »
Giselle might be on the market soon!  And Tom too, NTTAWTT!!!

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #294 on: October 04, 2022, 04:14:18 PM »
Divorces are hilarious.
My god! :facepalm:

Cancel his ass, DreamWeaver69!

I don't know why he wants to cancel my ass so badly, considering he sticks his dink in a squawk.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #295 on: October 05, 2022, 08:08:08 AM »
Cheering on divorce! Seeing families destroyed, etc. Hilarious! - Huge Psycopath @Spracne
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #296 on: October 05, 2022, 09:02:25 AM »
Staying together out of spite or raising children in a loveless marriage are worse than getting a divorce, finding someone else and being happy.

IMO

but every situation is unique and if you are good parents/people your kids will be ok most likely.  And if they are not ok, therapy works if you give it a real chance.  Also IMO

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #297 on: October 05, 2022, 09:03:39 AM »
Staying together out of spite or raising children in a loveless marriage are worse than getting a divorce, finding someone else and being happy.

IMO

but every situation is unique and if you are good parents/people your kids will be ok most likely.  And if they are not ok, therapy works if you give it a real chance.  Also IMO

Yes, there are many situations where divorce is the best option

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #298 on: October 05, 2022, 09:08:53 AM »
Divorce is an awesome answer and should be looked at as a win in many situations. And that’s without a villain. People change. Staying married because divorce seems like a failure is a bad situation.


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #299 on: October 05, 2022, 10:10:09 AM »
Divorce is an awesome answer and should be looked at as a win in many situations. And that%u2019s without a villain. People change. Staying married because divorce seems like a failure is a bad situation.


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yes I think people are stuck on the old catholic "divorcing means you'll go to hell" mindset and don't think logically about the real-life implications of staying married to avoid hell.