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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #225 on: August 03, 2018, 08:54:41 AM »
I wonder if one child will live a little bit better than the other child

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #226 on: August 03, 2018, 12:20:07 PM »
So, I know we're talking about Blake Griffin, but I just read this thread front to back today for the first time. Lots of good info in here. My wife and I are potty training our first kid, and I can say with almost 100% certainty, that anybody else I dated other than my wife would not have been a good enough person to put up with me during these difficult times in life. She handles it with a grace and aplomb that is admirable. Also, I think I was just incredibly lucky that I didn't end up with the other ones. There were a couple that I was head over heels for that would have made my life a living hell.
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #227 on: August 05, 2018, 04:05:24 PM »
Welp. This is a barrel of fun.
I didn't update you fine Cats. We reconciled a few months ago. Life's pretty good now. Gotta stay focused though.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #228 on: August 05, 2018, 04:13:20 PM »
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #229 on: August 07, 2018, 11:14:16 AM »
I wonder if one child will live a little bit better than the other child

I feel sorry for both of them.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #230 on: January 09, 2019, 09:21:40 PM »
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #231 on: January 09, 2019, 09:50:12 PM »
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Why did I think he was gay?

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #232 on: January 09, 2019, 09:53:38 PM »
Welp. This is a barrel of fun.
I didn't update you fine Cats. We reconciled a few months ago. Life's pretty good now. Gotta stay focused though.

Have you stayed focused these last ~5 months?
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #233 on: January 09, 2019, 09:55:45 PM »
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Not that kind of lawyer.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #234 on: January 09, 2019, 10:10:27 PM »
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Not that kind of lawyer.
Nor I, but I'd happily learn how for a contingent fee arrangement.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #235 on: January 09, 2019, 10:11:51 PM »
I just assumed your barber might be able to comfort poor Mackenzie in her time of distress
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #236 on: January 09, 2019, 10:30:36 PM »
I just assumed your barber might be able to comfort poor Mackenzie in her time of distress

He may be what caused the trial separation to proceed to full-on divorce.  :surprised:

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #237 on: January 10, 2019, 04:53:33 AM »
Welp. This is a barrel of fun.
I didn't update you fine Cats. We reconciled a few months ago. Life's pretty good now. Gotta stay focused though.

Have you stayed focused these last ~5 months?
Focused on her infidelity. See ya. :/

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #238 on: January 10, 2019, 08:26:01 AM »

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #239 on: January 12, 2019, 11:07:21 PM »
She's pretty enough where she'll find some 30 something that will do whatever the hell she wants.

Also we should probably discuss that they are getting a divorce because bezos is smashing his friend's celebrity (minor) wife. Hope it was worth the $72 billion. His mistress isn't even leaving her husband. Both guys are simps.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #240 on: January 12, 2019, 11:30:46 PM »
She's pretty enough where she'll find some 30 something that will do whatever the hell she wants.

Also we should probably discuss that they are getting a divorce because bezos is smashing his friend's celebrity (minor) wife. Hope it was worth the $72 billion. His mistress isn't even leaving her husband. Both guys are simps.

Money is nothing to people of this magnitude. They do what they want, when they want, with who they want.

Obviously money is something to him but he can always make more.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #241 on: January 14, 2019, 10:38:29 AM »
She's pretty enough where she'll find some 30 something that will do whatever the hell she wants.

Also we should probably discuss that they are getting a divorce because bezos is smashing his friend's celebrity (minor) wife. Hope it was worth the $72 billion. His mistress isn't even leaving her husband. Both guys are simps.

I believe I read her husband filed for divorce

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #242 on: January 14, 2019, 06:50:50 PM »
She's pretty enough where she'll find some 30 something that will do whatever the hell she wants.

Also we should probably discuss that they are getting a divorce because bezos is smashing his friend's celebrity (minor) wife. Hope it was worth the $72 billion. His mistress isn't even leaving her husband. Both guys are simps.

I believe I read her husband filed for divorce

https://people.com/movies/lauren-sanchez-estranged-husband-still-living-together/

She'd have to bounce and leave the kids. Having an affair is one thing but this woman has embarrassed the entire family, publicly. She's made him out to be the fool.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #243 on: January 14, 2019, 10:37:16 PM »
Welp. This is a barrel of fun.
I didn't update you fine Cats. We reconciled a few months ago. Life's pretty good now. Gotta stay focused though.

Have you stayed focused these last ~5 months?
Focused on her infidelity. See ya. :/


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #244 on: January 15, 2019, 05:39:39 PM »
Thx SB.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #245 on: January 16, 2019, 11:44:19 PM »
Thx SB.

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Mackenzie Bezos is kinda cute, she's aged very well.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #246 on: January 17, 2019, 12:18:00 AM »
Thx SB.

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Mackenzie Bezos is kinda cute, she's aged very well.
Can you share some digits?

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #247 on: January 17, 2019, 12:43:30 AM »


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Mackenzie Bezos has aged very well.

More like she is a transformer


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #248 on: January 17, 2019, 05:35:55 AM »
Would smash

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #249 on: January 17, 2019, 08:21:32 AM »
pretty sure Jeff Bezos is half turtle
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