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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #175 on: January 19, 2017, 01:43:12 PM »
Per se?
Or some word that makes sense there.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #176 on: January 19, 2017, 01:58:09 PM »
I wouldn't think divorce would be that complicated if you don't have kids or own a business. It probably is, though.
It depends. If she signs the waiver then it's very simple. If she choses to contest it then... Well who knows.

It should be easy unless one or more parties is an bad person.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #177 on: January 19, 2017, 02:01:24 PM »
If i'm tired of going to all these family get togethers, can I get something in writing that if we hit per se 15+ family get togethers in over a year, it's grounds for divorce?

You don't need a contract to have a grounds for divorce. The only reason for the contract would be some other consequence, like a financial payment. Like if you have to go to 15+ family events then you will get divorced and she will give you a settlement of $1 million for each year you had been married or something to that effect.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #178 on: January 19, 2017, 02:03:49 PM »
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #179 on: January 19, 2017, 02:55:25 PM »
Met a group of girls last weekend, one of them was really damn cute, but dating a creepy weirdo (who turns out is owner of some company and rich as balls). I guess she had just finalized her divorce, tho. and she says something along the lines of, "the first time you marry, you marry for love. The second time you marry, you marry for money."

So if this is HER first divorce, it sounds like it should be pretty easy to get it done...


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #180 on: January 19, 2017, 02:58:48 PM »

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #181 on: January 19, 2017, 02:59:34 PM »
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #182 on: January 19, 2017, 08:59:18 PM »
Met a group of girls last weekend, one of them was really damn cute, but dating a creepy weirdo (who turns out is owner of some company and rich as balls). I guess she had just finalized her divorce, tho. and she says something along the lines of, "the first time you marry, you marry for love. The second time you marry, you marry for money."

So if this is HER first divorce, it sounds like it should be pretty easy to get it done...

It makes more sense to reverse the order, which is also the way I've heard it.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #183 on: January 19, 2017, 09:33:54 PM »
Hi guys.... So um...I officially filed the other day. :Ugh:
Just wanted to get that off my chest. Hopefully it will go smoothly (or as smooth as can be reasonably hoped for) but I'm not holding my breath.
Sorry about that, man.  Glad you got it off your chest.  Best of luck for a reasonably smooth transition. 

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #184 on: January 27, 2018, 07:27:18 AM »
Welp. This is a barrel of fun.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #185 on: January 27, 2018, 07:28:18 AM »
Met a group of girls last weekend, one of them was really damn cute, but dating a creepy weirdo (who turns out is owner of some company and rich as balls). I guess she had just finalized her divorce, tho. and she says something along the lines of, "the first time you marry, you marry for love. The second time you marry, you marry for money."

So if this is HER first divorce, it sounds like it should be pretty easy to get it done...
Solid knowledge. I'll be on the lookout for a rich lady.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #186 on: January 27, 2018, 07:39:19 AM »
Sorry to hear that, IPA.  This is another one of the threads that I shudder to open. 

This too shall pass, man.  This too shall pass.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #187 on: January 27, 2018, 08:16:11 AM »
That blows bud, I hope it doesn't get too nasty
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #188 on: January 27, 2018, 08:20:51 AM »
Damnit man, that breaks my heart.   You are an awesome guy and I'm sorry you are facing this.
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #189 on: January 27, 2018, 08:51:45 AM »
Sorry to hear that IPA.   :frown:

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #190 on: January 27, 2018, 09:26:34 AM »
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #191 on: January 27, 2018, 09:28:44 AM »
Damn bud. Sorry to hear.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #192 on: January 27, 2018, 09:34:06 AM »
Met a group of girls last weekend, one of them was really damn cute, but dating a creepy weirdo (who turns out is owner of some company and rich as balls). I guess she had just finalized her divorce, tho. and she says something along the lines of, "the first time you marry, you marry for love. The second time you marry, you marry for money."

So if this is HER first divorce, it sounds like it should be pretty easy to get it done...

I was told (by a lady) first is love, second is sex, third is money. Not sure which step she was on.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #193 on: January 27, 2018, 10:16:08 AM »
Well crap, sorry IPA
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #194 on: January 30, 2018, 12:04:15 PM »
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #195 on: January 30, 2018, 12:45:35 PM »
It's all good dudes. I'm way happier already. 

I appreciate the kind thoughts.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #196 on: January 30, 2018, 01:39:05 PM »
saul does really seem to be living life now

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #197 on: January 30, 2018, 01:43:15 PM »
Does this mean you can stop being a gross uk fan?
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #198 on: January 30, 2018, 03:17:20 PM »
Congratulations.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #199 on: January 30, 2018, 05:56:12 PM »
Does this mean you can stop being a gross uk fan?
Yes unless I start spooning another one.