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Ebola
« on: July 26, 2014, 06:05:51 PM »
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/deadly-ebola-virus-spreads-to-nigeria-by-plane-as-sierra-leone-hunts-kidnapped-patient-9630359.html

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The Ebola virus that has already killed 660 people across West Africa has spread to Nigeria after a Liberian man boarded a plane to the country, the most populous in the continent.H e managed to board the flight despite of having a high fever. Once on the plane he vomited, before dying in Nigeria.

Upon arrival in the country’s capital Lagos - a megacity home to 21 million people - the 40-year-old had been moved to an isolation ward.

Believed to be a government official with the finance ministry, he had recently lost his sister to Ebola in Liberia, health officials there said. Authorities are now investigating anyone who may have come into contact with him.


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Saudatu Koroma, 32, a resident of the densely populated Wellington neighbourhood, had been admitted to an isolation ward while blood samples were analysed, health ministry spokesman Sidi Yahya Tunis. The results came back on Thursday.

“The family of the patient stormed the hospital and forcefully removed her and took her away,” Tunis said. “We are searching for her.”


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Re: Ebola
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2014, 06:12:41 PM »
Spread to Lagos is pretty sdeek worthy

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2014, 04:32:20 PM »
Dallas

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29437070

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2014, 04:35:44 PM »
Dallas

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29437070

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2014, 04:36:03 PM »
they need to keep these idiots in holding tanks for 1 month prior to letting them touch US soil.  who the eff goes to liberia except mongloids?


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Re: Ebola
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2014, 04:48:41 PM »
i would be honored to christopher tolkien your map

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2014, 04:54:20 PM »
i would be honored to christopher tolkien your map

no that'll get released prior to death

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2014, 03:05:28 AM »
Dallas

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29437070

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2014, 09:44:24 AM »
Dallas

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29437070

tobias gets all my emaw gear after death. i'll arrange for spracne's book of puns to be shipped to a secure location.

If something happens to me, come grab it and then get thee to a punnery.  (That's an elite Hamlet joke, sons)

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2014, 09:57:45 AM »
Heh

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2014, 11:58:20 AM »
You son of a bitch, Spracne.

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2014, 12:10:41 PM »
You son of a bitch, Spracne.

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2014, 12:12:55 PM »
Based on his body of work, I feel like you've read a lot of Richard Lederer in your life.

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2014, 12:16:25 PM »
Based on his body of work, I feel like you've read a lot of Richard Lederer in your life.

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2014, 12:34:58 PM »
posters most likely to get ebola:
1) ast - always around raw meat. loves to bbq. lives in dallas near usa ebola patient.  these factors cement ast at #1 spot.
2) kat kid- has young children, lives near nbaf (crucible of death)
3) cns "the brain surgeon" - eats known virus carrier vegetables like zucchini.  loves to go to the zoo.  if lived in dallas, would be prime candidate #1.


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Re: Ebola
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2014, 03:58:03 PM »
Guys, the Ebola outbreak has fully doubled in Dallas.  If it continues at this rate, we will need 'clams to start a longer list. 

 :surprised:

100% increase day to day is pretty aggressive. 

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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2014, 04:00:10 PM »
Guys, the Ebola outbreak has fully doubled in Dallas.  If it continues at this rate, we will need 'clams to start a longer list. 

 :surprised:

100% increase day to day is pretty aggressive.

Did Batt BcKee catch the bug?

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2014, 04:01:34 PM »
posters most likely to get ebola:
1) ast - always around raw meat. loves to bbq. lives in dallas near usa ebola patient.  these factors cement ast at #1 spot.
2) kat kid- has young children, lives near nbaf (crucible of death)
3) cns "the brain surgeon" - eats known virus carrier vegetables like zucchini.  loves to go to the zoo.  if lived in dallas, would be prime candidate #1.

ast took this risk when he moved to Dallas county, he got himself into this mess
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Re: Ebola
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2014, 09:47:51 PM »
Was in dallas last weekend, stopped by the state fair.....eff
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Re: Ebola
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2014, 09:52:44 PM »
Evivently they are forcibly quarantining 5 of d00ds family members,  and they also removed 3 kids from some school due to contact with the Ebola guy.

Also, they are saying ebola bad person was in liberia caring for an infected preggo lady until she died, then he bounced and lied about being around any Ebola. 

Liberia is charging him w a crime.  We shoukd ship him there tomorrow in that bubble.

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2014, 08:03:52 AM »
I would lie about being around Ebola if it meant leaving Liberia, too. This guy is probably dead if he stays there. He will survive in the USA.

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2014, 08:18:33 AM »
Evivently they are forcibly quarantining 5 of d00ds family members,  and they also removed 3 kids from some school due to contact with the Ebola guy.

Also, they are saying ebola bad person was in liberia caring for an infected preggo lady until she died, then he bounced and lied about being around any Ebola. 

Liberia is charging him w a crime.  We shoukd ship him there tomorrow in that bubble.

I don't quite understand why Liberia is charging him and not the U.S.

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Re: Ebola
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2014, 08:24:14 AM »
prob cause he didn't break any US laws


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Re: Ebola
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2014, 08:45:55 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2014, 12:43:44 PM »
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