What? Ever see a cage with too many apes in it? An apartment ape lives in an apartment with 6 to 8 guys that was designed for 2. THe fridge has 5 shelves, 3 for beer, one for semi-edible food, and 1 for brown green leftovers that says things to you, a barf bucket in the kitchen, and a bathroom that has thing destined for cnemical warfare. Jim at that fall party I was drunk and forgot your bedroom wasn't the can.
