Author Topic: Ebola (Read 18630 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 03, 2014, 12:45:54 PM »

Ebola is such the trendy disease these days. It's really for hipsters.

puniraptor · « **Reply #26 on:** October 03, 2014, 01:21:08 PM »

possibly in DC

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2014/10/03/d-c-hospital-evaluating-patient-who-has-ebola-like-symptoms/

Winters · « **Reply #27 on:** October 03, 2014, 01:23:29 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on October 03, 2014, 12:45:54 PM

Ebola is such the trendy desease these days. It's really for hipsters.

Pete · « **Reply #28 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:03:50 PM »

Necrophiliacs are really getting hit hard by this outbreak. It used to be that there was really very little risk associated with having sex with dead bodies. Now, it's quite perilous.

I wonder if Necros sit around and talk about the good old days?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #29 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:17:02 PM »

Quote from: Pete on October 03, 2014, 02:03:50 PM

Necrophiliacs are really getting hit hard by this outbreak. It used to be that there was really very little risk associated with having sex with dead bodies. Now, it's quite perilous.

I wonder if Necros sit around and talk about the good old days?

They are going to have to start bringing Lysol, anyway. Sex just isn't as safe as it used to be, no matter what you are into.

mocat · « **Reply #30 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:22:39 PM »

I am irrationally terrified of this

Pete · « **Reply #31 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:25:02 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 03, 2014, 02:22:39 PM

I am irrationally terrified of this

Dead body sex Ebola risk, or just Ebola?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:27:04 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 03, 2014, 02:22:39 PM

I am irrationally terrified of this

Maybe Royals playoff ticket prices will drop if people get scared to go outside. #BeRoyalKC

mocat · « **Reply #33 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:29:24 PM »

Quote from: Pete on October 03, 2014, 02:25:02 PM

Quote from: mocat on October 03, 2014, 02:22:39 PM
I am irrationally terrified of this

Dead body sex Ebola risk, or just Ebola?

Whichever one ends up with me living on the set of 28 Days Later

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:30:28 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 03, 2014, 02:29:24 PM

Quote from: Pete on October 03, 2014, 02:25:02 PM

Quote from: mocat on October 03, 2014, 02:22:39 PM
I am irrationally terrified of this

Dead body sex Ebola risk, or just Ebola?

Whichever one ends up with me living on the set of 28 Days Later

It would be more like Contagion

mocat · « **Reply #35 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:32:41 PM »

Or I Am Legend

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #36 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:42:38 PM »

The "Spanish" Flu pandemic of 1918-1920 killed somewhere between 50 and 100 million people. Ebola has been around for years and killed less than 1,000 so far? How many people have died of AIDS?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #37 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:44:35 PM »

I'm pretty sure that Outbreak is the closest scenario. Just hope that you don't live in whichever town they end up bombing...because in real life they aren't going to find one stupid monkey to cure everyone.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #38 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:45:06 PM »

Quote from: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 03, 2014, 02:42:38 PM

The "Spanish" Flu pandemic of 1918-1920 killed somewhere between 50 and 100 million people. Ebola has been around for years and killed less than 1,000 so far? How many people have died of AIDS?

Ebolafication of America

puniraptor · « **Reply #39 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:45:32 PM »

what radio frequency do they use so i can talk those airmen out of dropping that fuel air bomb on my town

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #40 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:47:57 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 03, 2014, 02:45:32 PM

what radio frequency do they use so i can talk those airmen out of dropping that fuel air bomb on my town

Are you saying you're as convicing as Dustin Hoffman? Doubtful. Also, I think Dustin Hoffman was in a helicopter at the time.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #41 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:49:53 PM »

If they ever tried to bomb my town, I think I would just GTFO.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #42 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:51:29 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2014, 02:49:53 PM

If they ever tried to bomb my town, I think I would just GTFO.

They aren't going to tell you about the bombing ahead of time.

Spracne · « **Reply #43 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 03, 2014, 02:51:29 PM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2014, 02:49:53 PM
If they ever tried to bomb my town, I think I would just GTFO.

They aren't going to tell you about the bombing ahead of time.

Apparently they brought that guy's blood to a lab here in Austin because there are only a handful of places that are certified to test for Ebola. You don't think there's any reason to be ligitima

puniraptor · « **Reply #44 on:** October 03, 2014, 02:58:56 PM »

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #45 on:** October 03, 2014, 03:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on October 03, 2014, 02:52:56 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 03, 2014, 02:51:29 PM
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2014, 02:49:53 PM
If they ever tried to bomb my town, I think I would just GTFO.

They aren't going to tell you about the bombing ahead of time.

Apparently they brought that guy's blood to a lab here in Austin because there are only a handful of places that are certified to test for Ebola. You don't think there's any reason to be ligitima

I don't know what you are asking but you should get out now.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #46 on:** October 03, 2014, 03:11:06 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 03, 2014, 02:27:04 PM

Quote from: mocat on October 03, 2014, 02:22:39 PM
I am irrationally terrified of this

Maybe Royals playoff ticket prices will drop if people get scared to go outside. #BeRoyalKC

Honestly, one of the things I thought when I first looked at this thread is that if some ebola outbreak messes up the Royals postseason I'd be pretty disappointed. I mean, I don't want myself or friends/family to get sick and stuff either.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #47 on:** October 03, 2014, 03:16:16 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 03, 2014, 02:22:39 PM

I am irrationally terrified of this

Don't cuddle with any Ebola patients.

puniraptor · « **Reply #48 on:** October 03, 2014, 03:18:39 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 03, 2014, 03:16:16 PM

Quote from: mocat on October 03, 2014, 02:22:39 PM
I am irrationally terrified of this

Don't cuddle with any Ebola patients.

or victims

Institutional Control · « **Reply #49 on:** October 03, 2014, 03:44:52 PM »

Or eat ebola vomit.