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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2014, 04:50:59 PM »
Do you guys wear your jeans more than once before washing? Well I do because I am just sitting in an office all day not getting dirty or anything. Plus I only wore them until 5:30 then changed.

So, anyway I went to the gym on Monday and when I changed clothes I put my underwear in the back pocket of my jeans (because they are very small and I didn't want to just have them floating around in the random locker).

So I wore the same pair of jeans today and just now realized that I have underwear in my back pocket. So then I had to walk back to my desk and casually take the underwear out of my pocket and put them in my bag in my desk.

Has this ever happened to you guys?

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2014, 05:02:03 PM »
You aren't supposed to wash jeans after 1 wearing. In fact, it's recommended to wash them as little as possible.
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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2014, 05:43:39 PM »
#MrsGoochbrag
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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2014, 06:54:34 PM »
I told my wife's  cousin congrats in getting prego when she wasn't in fact prego in front of our whole family. Was very awkward

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2014, 07:11:20 PM »

#MrsGoochbrag

Ya, the whole "little (panties)" thing.  Geesh! 

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2014, 07:37:47 PM »
I got in a big hurry and I put some other dudes underwear on by accident.  They were sitting next to mine at the gym locker room and they were fully engaged before he and I realized.

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2014, 07:40:39 PM »
Do you guys wear your jeans more than once before washing? Well I do because I am just sitting in an office all day not getting dirty or anything. Plus I only wore them until 5:30 then changed.

So, anyway I went to the gym on Monday and when I changed clothes I put my underwear in the back pocket of my jeans (because they are very small and I didn't want to just have them floating around in the random locker).

So I wore the same pair of jeans today and just now realized that I have underwear in my back pocket. So then I had to walk back to my desk and casually take the underwear out of my pocket and put them in my bag in my desk.

Has this ever happened to you guys?

I get the not washing after one days worth of use, but back to back days?

Mix it up a lil.

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2014, 07:48:49 PM »


I get the not washing after one days worth of use, but back to back days?

Mix it up a lil.

Jeans can be worn for a long time.

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« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2014, 07:52:55 PM »
Do you guys wear your jeans more than once before washing? Well I do because I am just sitting in an office all day not getting dirty or anything. Plus I only wore them until 5:30 then changed.

So, anyway I went to the gym on Monday and when I changed clothes I put my underwear in the back pocket of my jeans (because they are very small and I didn't want to just have them floating around in the random locker).

So I wore the same pair of jeans today and just now realized that I have underwear in my back pocket. So then I had to walk back to my desk and casually take the underwear out of my pocket and put them in my bag in my desk.

Has this ever happened to you guys?

I get the not washing after one days worth of use, but back to back days?

Mix it up a lil.

I wore them on Monday and Wednesday. I don't know which schedule you adhere to, but in my week there is a day in between there.

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« Reply #35 on: July 02, 2014, 07:54:38 PM »
I feel like Mrs. G's incorrect use of the reflexive "yourself" in the title is making this thread pretty awks for everyone  :facepalm:

I almost went with "Awkward Situations caused by You" but I wanted it to be clear that you caused the awkward situation and it is awkward for you...not that you caused a situation which is awkward for someone else but not for you (yourself).

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #36 on: July 02, 2014, 08:02:35 PM »
Do you guys wear your jeans more than once before washing? Well I do because I am just sitting in an office all day not getting dirty or anything. Plus I only wore them until 5:30 then changed.

So, anyway I went to the gym on Monday and when I changed clothes I put my underwear in the back pocket of my jeans (because they are very small and I didn't want to just have them floating around in the random locker).

So I wore the same pair of jeans today and just now realized that I have underwear in my back pocket. So then I had to walk back to my desk and casually take the underwear out of my pocket and put them in my bag in my desk.

Has this ever happened to you guys?

I get the not washing after one days worth of use, but back to back days?

Mix it up a lil.

I wore them on Monday and Wednesday. I don't know which schedule you adhere to, but in my week there is a day in between there.

I had to re-read that. Got it now

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2014, 12:14:17 AM »
I feel like Mrs. G's incorrect use of the reflexive "yourself" in the title is making this thread pretty awks for everyone  :facepalm:

I almost went with "Awkward Situations caused by You" but I wanted it to be clear that you caused the awkward situation and it is awkward for you...not that you caused a situation which is awkward for someone else but not for you (yourself).

Your first instinct was correct.  Using passive voice, by definition, negates the need for reflexive pronouns.  Mr Bread can co.
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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2014, 12:24:40 AM »
You know what they say about girls with tiny underwear...huge feet! Omg got her

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« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2014, 08:01:08 AM »
You aren't supposed to wash jeans after 1 wearing. In fact, it's recommended to wash them as little as possible.

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2014, 08:11:25 AM »
I got in a big hurry and I put some other dudes underwear on by accident.  They were sitting next to mine at the gym locker room and they were fully engaged before he and I realized.

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« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2014, 08:18:24 AM »

I got in a big hurry and I put some other dudes underwear on by accident.  They were sitting next to mine at the gym locker room and they were fully engaged before he and I realized.

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2014, 08:33:26 AM »
When guys are in the locker room, do they regularly just throw their underwear out on a bench so close to other men's underwear that they could get mixed up?


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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2014, 08:38:00 AM »
When guys are in the locker room, do they regularly just throw their underwear out on a bench so close to other men's underwear that they could get mixed up?

pretty much, yeah.

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« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2014, 08:39:15 AM »
When guys are in the locker room, do they regularly just throw their underwear out on a bench so close to other men's underwear that they could get mixed up?

pretty much, yeah.

Seems weird.

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2014, 08:39:46 AM »
I told my wife's  cousin congrats in getting prego when she wasn't in fact prego in front of our whole family. Was very awkward

Oh man, about 5 years ago at OMalley's I was level 7 and saw this girl who was obviously prego.  I stopped her and told her she shouldn't be drinking if she's pregnant and she's like "I'M NOT PREGNANT YOU bad person!!!"   :sdeek:

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #46 on: July 03, 2014, 08:48:05 AM »

I told my wife's  cousin congrats in getting prego when she wasn't in fact prego in front of our whole family. Was very awkward

Oh man, about 5 years ago at OMalley's I was level 7 and saw this girl who was obviously prego.  I stopped her and told her she shouldn't be drinking if she's pregnant and she's like "I'M NOT PREGNANT YOU bad person!!!"   :sdeek:

On the upside, I bet you inspired her new diet and exercise program.

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #47 on: July 03, 2014, 08:48:15 AM »
When guys are in the locker room, do they regularly just throw their underwear out on a bench so close to other men's underwear that they could get mixed up?

pretty much, yeah.

Seems weird.

Very awkward.  He was cool about it but still free balled it out of there (as I would have done had we both been dually wrongfully engaged)


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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #48 on: July 03, 2014, 08:49:34 AM »
This thread could get dangerously close to the shame yourself thread.

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Re: Awkward Situations caused by Yourself
« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2014, 08:58:02 AM »

I told my wife's  cousin congrats in getting prego when she wasn't in fact prego in front of our whole family. Was very awkward

Oh man, about 5 years ago at OMalley's I was level 7 and saw this girl who was obviously prego.  I stopped her and told her she shouldn't be drinking if she's pregnant and she's like "I'M NOT PREGNANT YOU bad person!!!"   :sdeek:

On the upside, I bet you inspired her new diet and exercise program.

It was that era where all the girls were wearing shirts that made them look prego.  You know the ones that are tight like right under the boobs but then are pretty loose and flow down?  Like something the girls in Dazed and Confused wore?  Kinda like this.