Awkward Situations caused by Yourself

[Mrs. Gooch]

Do you guys wear your jeans more than once before washing? Well I do because I am just sitting in an office all day not getting dirty or anything. Plus I only wore them until 5:30 then changed.

So, anyway I went to the gym on Monday and when I changed clothes I put my underwear in the back pocket of my jeans (because they are very small and I didn't want to just have them floating around in the random locker).

So I wore the same pair of jeans today and just now realized that I have underwear in my back pocket. So then I had to walk back to my desk and casually take the underwear out of my pocket and put them in my bag in my desk.

Has this ever happened to you guys?

[OK_Cat]

there was probably room in your shoes to hide them

[j-dub]

not the underwear thing. no.

[Mrs. Gooch]

there was probably room in your shoes to hide them

I was wearing flip flops that day.

[OK_Cat]

i've gone all afternoon with my zipper down on several occasions.  always hope nobody was scanning my area.

[420seriouscat69]

lol. 

[Emo EMAW]

I complained to a friend who had a premie that waiting for my kid to be born was taking too long.   

[Benja]

sometimes i text people stuff not 100% true about my whereabouts and then see them 10 minutes later at a grocery store or something

[OK_Cat]

my previous boss once said "when are you having the baby?  you've been pregnant forever" to a woman who had a miscarriage like a week before.  he didn't know, but still. 

[Brock Landers]

i've gone all afternoon with my zipper down on several occasions.  always hope nobody was scanning my area.

It's only awkward if someone says something about it because then you know for sure at least one person noticed, and it's also even more awkward for that person since they pretty much admitted to sneaking a peek at your junkzone.

[Shooter Jones]

came home hammered one night, and in one swift motion, I took my jeans and socks off at the same time, leaving a sock in my pant leg. just threw the same jeans on the next AM to go get breakfast, and about 2 hours later, look down, and there is a sock hanging out the bottom of my jeans. no idea how long it was there or many people saw this without saying anything.. very possibly they thought it was TP.

[j-dub]

i've gone all afternoon with my zipper down on several occasions.  always hope nobody was scanning my area.

It's only awkward if someone says something about it because then you know for sure at least one person noticed, and it's also even more awkward for that person since they pretty much admitted to sneaking a peek at your junkzone.

it's @cf3 re: rusty

[mocat]

I complained to a friend who had a premie that waiting for my kid to be born was taking too long.   

 

[Emo EMAW]

Yup, real foot in mouth moment right there. 

[puniraptor]

prolly could have winked your way out of that one

[deputy dawg]

Boofed major stink fart in elevator when no one was on it, foolishly not realizing someone could get on at any time.  Next floor elevator stopped where my suspect (now defendant) got on the elevator with his attorney.

[Trogdor]

I sometimes trip when I walk because I dont pick my foot up enough

[puniraptor]

I sometimes trip when I walk because I dont pick my foot up enough

toe-walking is an indicator of autism spectrum disorders, interestingly

[j-dub]

I sometimes trip when I walk because I dont pick my foot up enough

toe-walking is an indicator of autism spectrum disorders, interestingly

this is a true statement.

[star seed 7]

I'm mean to people on a bbs and then when we meet irl it's like weird cause they are like um, do you actually hate me? (I don't, unless you're sunnycat)

[Trogdor]

I sometimes trip when I walk because I dont pick my foot up enough

toe-walking is an indicator of autism spectrum disorders, interestingly

this is a true statement.

probably explains some things about myself

[slobber]

I'm mean to people on a bbs and then when we meet irl it's like weird cause they are like um, do you actually hate me? (I don't, unless you're sunnycat)

Gonna win 'em all!

[Spracne]

I feel like Mrs. G's incorrect use of the reflexive "yourself" in the title is making this thread pretty awks for everyone 

[puniraptor]

shoulda been "your own self"

[Spracne]

shoulda been "your own damn self"