World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread

[mocat]

hey guys, this is good right?

i don't know, i mean, are we assuming germany will rape us but we may have a chance to beat portugal? then yes.
if we assume germany will rape us and we think we'll beat portugal, then i'd prefer portugal beat germany.

[Asteriskhead]

I love Pepe. This is some bullshit. These germans are cunts.

[j-dub]

hey guys, this is good right?

i don't know, i mean, are we assuming germany will rape us but we may have a chance to beat portugal? then yes.
if we assume germany will rape us and we think we'll beat portugal, then i'd prefer portugal beat germany.

from what the soccer guys i've talked to have said, germany is gonna eff us up three ways to sunday and no mistake. but portugal..

portugal could... be... a... ....DRAW!!!

[Tobias]

the only bad thing is that @officialpepe didn't last long enough to get tossed from their match against us

[mocat]

in that case i hope germany rapes portugal harder than they rape us, because, we will finish 2nd based on being slightly less hurt from the deutschenrapen

[j-dub]

WOW 

[j-dub]

the only bad thing is that @officialpepe didn't last long enough to get tossed from their match against us

he will still play against us? even with a red card?

 

[mocat]

wow portugal's keeper is not v. good

[Tobias]

the only bad thing is that @officialpepe didn't last long enough to get tossed from their match against us

he will still play against us? even with a red card?

 

no, he won't play against us... was just counting on him to get kicked out of our game so they'd have to play short-handed!

[mocat]

germany is just grabbing both hips and closing their eyes and leaning their heads back at this point, wow. nothing portugal can do about it, despite Lisbon being very trendy

[j-dub]

in that case i hope germany rapes portugal harder than they rape us, because, we will finish 2nd based on being slightly less hurt from the deutschenrapen

no way our anuses will be more abused than portugal's are right now

[Asteriskhead]

I don't understand this sport.

[mocat]

in that case i hope germany rapes portugal harder than they rape us, because, we will finish 2nd based on being slightly less hurt from the deutschenrapen

no way our anuses will be more abused than portugal's are right now

yeah plus our anuses are way more used to it than portugal's i feel like

[j-dub]

the only bad thing is that @officialpepe didn't last long enough to get tossed from their match against us

he will still play against us? even with a red card?

 

no, he won't play against us... was just counting on him to get kicked out of our game so they'd have to play short-handed!

oh. should i be  or 

please tell me how to properly respond in this sitch. thanks irl bud and friend and pal tobias 

[Tobias]

oh. should i be  or 

please tell me how to properly respond in this sitch. thanks irl bud and friend and pal tobias 

it's kinda like if you win a couple of cases of boulevard but then find out it's wheat?  i mean still pretty sweet but could be better ya know?

[Asteriskhead]

This sucks. His ejection wasn't even that entertaining.

[j-dub]

in that case i hope germany rapes portugal harder than they rape us, because, we will finish 2nd based on being slightly less hurt from the deutschenrapen

no way our anuses will be more abused than portugal's are right now

yeah plus our anuses are way more used to it than portugal's i feel like

can co. we carry around lube in a hip holster for just such an occasion

[Tobias]

This sucks. His ejection wasn't even that entertaining.

i'll never understand the people that "headbutt" like that.  the punishment is more or less the same no matter what, might as well get your money's worth out of it

[Asteriskhead]

Did he get tossed that quick based on reputation? I think the announcer says he has had eight red cards while playing with real madrid.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

this is v. good for us.

[Tobias]

Did he get tossed that quick based on reputation? I think the announcer says he has had eight red cards while playing with real madrid.

head contact like that is automatic, no questions asked.  one of the few things in soccer not really open to interpretation

[mocat]

portugal. the man down.

[mocat]

any of you guys going to pnl today with your old pal mocat? i think there will be like 2500 people there so should be pretty easy to find each other 

[mocat]

we need the tater mater app 

[Cartierfor3]

any of you guys going to pnl today with your old pal mocat? i think there will be like 2500 people there so should be pretty easy to find each other 

Got a date with this lady otherwise I'd be there