World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread

[Asteriskhead]

Did he get tossed that quick based on reputation? I think the announcer says he has had eight red cards while playing with real madrid.

head contact like that is automatic, no questions asked.  one of the few things in soccer not really open to interpretation

I guess I can understand that, but that particular instance wouldn't have even been painful.

[TownieCat]

oh. should i be  or 

please tell me how to properly respond in this sitch. thanks irl bud and friend and pal tobias 

it's kinda like if you win a couple of cases of boulevard but then find out it's wheat?  i mean still pretty sweet but could be better ya know?

 

[Cartierfor3]

oh. should i be  or 

please tell me how to properly respond in this sitch. thanks irl bud and friend and pal tobias 

it's kinda like if you win a couple of cases of boulevard but then find out it's wheat?  i mean still pretty sweet but could be better ya know?

 

Yeah. At the end of the day its still free beer tho

[mocat]

any of you guys going to pnl today with your old pal mocat? i think there will be like 2500 people there so should be pretty easy to find each other 

Got a date with this lady otherwise I'd be there

is that at sprint center?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

man europeans are so stupid and angry its hilarious.

[Cartierfor3]

Uptown Theater.

[Asteriskhead]

You could tell by the German's reaction that it wasn't even painful. He jumped up and got in Pepe's face right away.

Pepe: *head tap* Don't flop like a bitch in my house.
German Pansy: Who are you calling a bitch?
Pepe:  you're the one who just took a dramatic dive, but you're all good now, huh, bro?

[j-dub]

oh. should i be  or 

please tell me how to properly respond in this sitch. thanks irl bud and friend and pal tobias 

it's kinda like if you win a couple of cases of boulevard but then find out it's wheat?  i mean still pretty sweet but could be better ya know?

 

so basically boulevardia 

[j-dub]

hey ronaldo aren't you like supposed to be good and stuff 

[mocat]

these two guys calling the game sound exactly like Tom Wilkinson + Mark Strong from RocknRolla

[Asteriskhead]

Maybe I should put more of an effort into learning about this sport, but at the international level, I find wrestling and rugby far more appealing. I think I'm just going to stick with those. You guys have fun.

[Cartierfor3]

You guys see that one portugal guy just block the other one from a goal? WHAT STUPID IDIOTS

[Cartierfor3]

Guys, someone who knows about this stuff, give me the percentage chance for our three games of win/tie/lose

[_33]

It looks to me like we are locks to beat Ghana and Portugal and should be a slight favorite against Germany seeing as how we are the only team to beat them in their last 18 games.

[Pete]

Guys, someone who knows about this stuff, give me the percentage chance for our three games of win/tie/lose

This is based on my review of the current Germany vs Portugal score via my iphone 5s while I work, and the guys on 810 radio's comments this morning when I was driving to work:


Germany game:  0%.  No chance.  They are currently fist rough ridin' Portugal to death. 

Ghana game:  50% chance of a tie, 30% chance of a loss, and 20% of a victory.  It's apparently a "pick 'em" in Vegas.  I didn't look this up, but apparently Ghana has beaten us in the last two World Cup's to knock us out.  NOT a good sign.

Portugal game:  ???  Is Germany rough ridin' amazing, or does Portugal suck balls?  I do not know.  If they suck balls, we have a 60% of a tie, 30% of a victory, and 10% chance of a loss.


HOPE THIS HELPS!  GO USA!  FEAR THE WHITE UNCLE SAM BEARD!

[Nick Florences Beard]

Wow, things just got THAT much worse for Portugal with Fábio Coentrão going down.

[Pete]

Wow, things just got THAT much worse for Portugal with Fábio Coentrão going down.

Hmmm, CIA? Same laser that they used on Hugo Chavez?  Probably.  Don't care, tho.

[pissclams]

hey ronaldo aren't you like supposed to be good and stuff 

incredible looking stud
thoughts on 0-10 looks? 0 is not good, 10 is elite pro style stud.

[pissclams]

he is very good looking we all agree. but?  it will be fun to watch kc stud matt besler shut him down in wc 14

[Pete]

hey ronaldo aren't you like supposed to be good and stuff 

incredible looking stud
thoughts on 0-10 looks? 0 is not good, 10 is elite pro style stud.

Too tall.  For ideal looks you need to be about 5' 9" or within about 1 inches in either direction, according to most people.  Deducting for his too tallness, I'd give him a 6.

[pissclams]

hey ronaldo aren't you like supposed to be good and stuff 

incredible looking stud
thoughts on 0-10 looks? 0 is not good, 10 is elite pro style stud.

Too tall.  For ideal looks you need to be about 5' 9" or within about 1 inches in either direction, according to most people.  Deducting for his too tallness, I'd give him a 6.

[puniraptor]

Has any team with a man disadvantage ever come from behind and won?

[mocat]

for some context on how good Germany is at non-consensual sex with other countries, Portugal came into the WC as the #4 ranked team on planet earth

[mocat]

look at this tall ugly freak who is a 6 out of 10 on the good looking scale

[Kat Kid]

Hopefully mats Hummels is out for awhile too