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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #175 on: June 05, 2014, 11:25:04 AM »
Great job everybody, next up: World Hunger.

But hey, did the administration trade 5 bad guys for a deserter and possible traitor?

Hmmm

5 bad guys with GPS up their ass for a guy who will be interrogated to an insane degree to learn how these AQ guys operate?

I'd take it
Now see. I didn't think outside the box on this one. This is good.

You realize this means AQ has 5 guys to interrogate to an insaner degree to learn how the US operates.
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hopefully we shut down gitmo and it will all be worthless info. Joke's on you, suckers! :lol:

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #176 on: June 05, 2014, 11:25:44 AM »
and they were probably all sheep/opium farmers anyway

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #177 on: June 05, 2014, 11:31:22 AM »
Great job everybody, next up: World Hunger.

But hey, did the administration trade 5 bad guys for a deserter and possible traitor?

Hmmm

5 bad guys with GPS up their ass for a guy who will be interrogated to an insane degree to learn how these AQ guys operate?

I'd take it
Now see. I didn't think outside the box on this one. This is good.

You realize this means AQ has 5 guys to interrogate to an insaner degree to learn how the US operates.
 :curse:

Yeah, I hope they don't tell them about what fabric our hoods are made of or pizza tuesdays

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #178 on: June 05, 2014, 12:08:39 PM »
The libtards desperation for a silver lining here has really clouded their sense of humor and ability to think rationally (to the extent they were capable of doing this to begin with).
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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #179 on: June 05, 2014, 12:53:02 PM »
uhh... they have been sitting in a concrete box for 10 years

Whereas Bergdahl probably wasn't right? I bet they let him sit in the corner of important meetings, taking notes, kind of like a summer intern. Yeah, he'll be a major intelligence asset.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #180 on: June 05, 2014, 12:58:33 PM »
Here's what Obama couldn't tell you.  These 5 "terrorists" have spent the last 10 years watching Disney movies and listening to Hanson.  3 years ago, they turned coat and became sympathetic to American interests.  We didn't swap prisoners earlier this week, we planted 5 double agents deep in the belly of the beast. 

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #181 on: June 05, 2014, 01:00:49 PM »
Here's what Obama couldn't tell you.  These 5 "terrorists" have spent the last 10 years watching Disney movies and listening to Hanson.  3 years ago, they turned coat and became sympathetic to American interests.  We didn't swap prisoners earlier this week, we planted 5 double agents deep in the belly of the beast.

even better than ass gps!

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #182 on: June 05, 2014, 01:11:31 PM »
Here's what Obama couldn't tell you.  These 5 "terrorists" have spent the last 10 years watching Disney movies and listening to Hanson.  3 years ago, they turned coat and became sympathetic to American interests.  We didn't swap prisoners earlier this week, we planted 5 double agents deep in the belly of the beast.

Do you think the American public will swallow that lie?

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #183 on: June 05, 2014, 01:11:54 PM »
Here's what Obama couldn't tell you.  These 5 "terrorists" have spent the last 10 years watching Disney movies and listening to Hanson.  3 years ago, they turned coat and became sympathetic to American interests.  We didn't swap prisoners earlier this week, we planted 5 double agents deep in the belly of the beast.

The implications would be tough to digest.

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #184 on: June 05, 2014, 02:13:15 PM »
Here's what Obama couldn't tell you.  These 5 "terrorists" have spent the last 10 years watching Disney movies and listening to Hanson.  3 years ago, they turned coat and became sympathetic to American interests.  We didn't swap prisoners earlier this week, we planted 5 double agents deep in the belly of the beast.

even better than ass gps!

Do you think they made them watch Frozen? Or maybe more accurate to say "let them" watch Frozen? That movie friggin rocks.

This is all pretty irrelevant, though. We don't need double agents or ass GPS. To hear Obama tell it, this five-for-one exchange rate is the first step towards a constructive relationship with the Taliban. A "reset" if you will.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #185 on: June 05, 2014, 02:35:58 PM »
No. We just look like a Talihoe amirite?

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #186 on: June 05, 2014, 02:37:40 PM »
Our eyes was on the mark and we took him home

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #187 on: June 05, 2014, 03:28:25 PM »
The Real Tragedy of all this is we are forgetting the true cover-up #BENGHAZI. Obummer is just playing us all for fools. 

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #188 on: June 05, 2014, 03:46:03 PM »
Great point, chuckjames (if that is your real name).

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #189 on: June 05, 2014, 03:50:32 PM »
uhh... they have been sitting in a concrete box for 10 years

Whereas Bergdahl probably wasn't right? I bet they let him sit in the corner of important meetings, taking notes, kind of like a summer intern. Yeah, he'll be a major intelligence asset.

I bet he was moved all over.  It's not like AQ has a awesome joint like gitmo

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #190 on: June 05, 2014, 03:52:04 PM »
Here's what Obama couldn't tell you.  These 5 "terrorists" have spent the last 10 years watching Disney movies and listening to Hanson.  3 years ago, they turned coat and became sympathetic to American interests.  We didn't swap prisoners earlier this week, we planted 5 double agents deep in the belly of the beast.

even better than ass gps!

Do you think they made them watch Frozen? Or maybe more accurate to say "let them" watch Frozen? That movie friggin rocks.

This is all pretty irrelevant, though. We don't need double agents or ass GPS. To hear Obama tell it, this five-for-one exchange rate is the first step towards a constructive relationship with the Taliban. A "reset" if you will.

yup, no benefit to know where these 5 go after we release them.  None.  In fact, seeing exactly where they travel probably hurts us in long run. 

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #191 on: June 05, 2014, 04:00:19 PM »
What if instead of ass GPS, we gave them ass bombs, and the next time they fart, that whole terrorist war base goes up in flames?

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #192 on: June 05, 2014, 04:13:29 PM »
ksu is right. 5 to 1 exchange for living bodies seems like crap compared to the 20 to 1 exchange rate for dead ones we normally get.

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #193 on: June 05, 2014, 04:35:28 PM »
What if instead of ass GPS, we gave them ass bombs, and the next time they fart, that whole terrorist war base goes up in flames?

Intelligence is more valuable than casualties.  You obviously never spent any time in country

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #194 on: June 05, 2014, 04:38:49 PM »
haven't been following this story. how does it stack up against iran-contra?

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #195 on: June 05, 2014, 04:46:02 PM »
haven't been following this story. how does it stack up against iran-contra?
So much worse there isnt a hero like Ollie North to keep #KingObama honest.

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #197 on: June 05, 2014, 05:11:47 PM »
I guess since I never had the balls to join the military I find it hard to criticize anybody who did. Was he troubled? Absolutely but Im sure something similar has happened in every war we have been a part of other than Gulf War 1, that was an ass kicking.

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #198 on: June 05, 2014, 05:22:56 PM »
I guess since I never had the balls to join the military I find it hard to criticize anybody who did. Was he troubled? Absolutely but Im sure something similar has happened in every war we have been a part of other than Gulf War 1, that was an ass kicking.
Yeah, I'm not arguing that. I'm just saying if we're going to go behind normal procedures, this is a weird case to do so.

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Re: So it turns out we do negotiate with terrorists
« Reply #199 on: June 05, 2014, 05:33:24 PM »
I guess since I never had the balls to join the military I find it hard to criticize anybody who did. Was he troubled? Absolutely but Im sure something similar has happened in every war we have been a part of other than Gulf War 1, that was an ass kicking.
Yeah, I'm not arguing that. I'm just saying if we're going to go behind normal procedures, this is a weird case to do so.

Exchanging prisoners at the end of a war is a "normal procedure".