CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos

[Cartierfor3]

The delivery really is a lost element when taco'ing blogged jokes dobber. We're all working within the limitations we're given unfortunately

[star seed 7]

The delivery really is a lost element when taco'ing blogged jokes dobber. We're all working within the limitations we're given unfortunately

did you see the hellhammer thread?  pretty great delivery that would not be appreciated at all in straight text bbsn' form

[Cartierfor3]

I'll check it out seven thanks for the tip

[star seed 7]

I'll check it out seven thanks for the tip

make sure the little ones are in bed before you open that thread

[Cartierfor3]

seven there's no way that was five taco worthy

[star seed 7]

seven there's no way that was five taco worthy

ya, prolly 4, but i really laughed and smiled at it so benefit of the doubt 5 man, you know how it is

[Cartierfor3]

that's the thing about taco'ing a joke. Its all about if it makes YOU laugh.

[WillieWatanabe]

The programmer's wife tells him... "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

[Cartierfor3]

The programmer's wife tells him... "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

[Spracne]

The programmer's wife tells him... "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Oh come on....

[slobber]

I'd have to reread all of gE to be certain, but this seems like nepotism. That rough ridin' kraut kraut kraut joke kills every damn time and if got like 1 or 2 tacos. Bullshit.


Gonna win 'em all!

[Stevesie60]

slobber I reread that joke 3 times trying to see why it was even considered a joke. 1+ tacos is generous.

[kim carnes]

The programmer's wife tells him... "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

[Tobias]

The programmer's wife tells him... "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

that's good

[slobber]

slobber I reread that joke 3 times trying to see why it was even considered a joke. 1+ tacos is generous.

Well you're considered a real funny joke. 5 tacos.


Gonna win 'em all!

[mocat]

why is he a programmer?

[Cartierfor3]

Last time I checked the thread is called "CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos" not "CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos and then everyone complains about how many tacos their mediocre washed up old jokes got like a bunch of stupid babies"

[Bqqkie Pimp]

A little boy sees his grandpa smoking a cigar on the porch and asks for a puff.  Grandpa says, "Son, can you touch your bad person with your pecker?" and the little boy says "no".  Grandpa replies, "Well, then you're not old enough to puff a cigar".

A couple days later the little boy sees his grandpa drinking a beer on the porch and asks for a sip.  Grandpa says, "Son, can you touch your bad person with your pecker?" and the little boy says "no".  Grandpa replies, "Well, then you're not old enough to drink beer".

The next day, the little boy is sitting on the porch with a plateful of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies that grandma made when grandpa sits down and asks for a cookie.  The little boy says, "Grandpa, can you touch your bad person with your pecker?" and grandpa says proudly, "As a matter of fact, I can!"

The little boy says, "In that case, you can go eff yourself. Grandma made these cookies for me!"

[Cartierfor3]

A little boy sees his grandpa smoking a cigar on the porch and asks for a puff.  Grandpa says, "Son, can you touch your bad person with your pecker?" and the little boy says "no".  Grandpa replies, "Well, then you're not old enough to puff a cigar".

A couple days later the little boy sees his grandpa drinking a beer on the porch and asks for a sip.  Grandpa says, "Son, can you touch your bad person with your pecker?" and the little boy says "no".  Grandpa replies, "Well, then you're not old enough to drink beer".

The next day, the little boy is sitting on the porch with a plateful of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies that grandma made when grandpa sits down and asks for a cookie.  The little boy says, "Grandpa, can you touch your bad person with your pecker?" and grandpa says proudly, "As a matter of fact, I can!"

The little boy says, "In that case, you can go eff yourself. Grandma made these cookies for me!"

That guy is a horrible grandpa

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Roman soldier walks in a bar and says I'll have a martinus. Bartender says "a martini?" Soldier says if I wanted more than one I would have said so. Little while later another soldier walks in, holds up two fingers, and says I'll have five beers.

IMHO, this deserved way more than one taco.  So did the H2O2 joke.

**************

So I run into this guy at a bar who tell me he has a talking dog.  Like, actually speaks Engligh.  Of course I don't believe him, but he says the dog is tied up outside, so we go out to see the dog.

"Ask my dog anything you want, you'll see," the guy says.  Rolling my eyes, I ask his dog: "What's on top of a house?"

"Roof!" says the dog.

Hey that's amazing!!  But I still have a little bit of doubt, so I ask the dog: "Where do golfers want to avoid hitting the ball?"

"Rough!" says the dog.

BOOOM!  Mind.  Blown.  "Alright," I say to the guy, "I believe you, I've just got to ask one more question because this is amazing!"  So I ask the dog: "What's a good tourist spot in San Fransisco?"

"Wharf!" says the dog, "Fisherman's Wharf."

[Cartierfor3]

Roman soldier walks in a bar and says I'll have a martinus. Bartender says "a martini?" Soldier says if I wanted more than one I would have said so. Little while later another soldier walks in, holds up two fingers, and says I'll have five beers.

IMHO, this deserved way more than one taco.  So did the H2O2 joke.

If one more person complains about how many tacos I taco a joke I will never taco again. Get over it. I taco the way I want to taco.

[Cartierfor3]

Roman soldier walks in a bar and says I'll have a martinus. Bartender says "a martini?" Soldier says if I wanted more than one I would have said so. Little while later another soldier walks in, holds up two fingers, and says I'll have five beers.

IMHO, this deserved way more than one taco.  So did the H2O2 joke.

**************

So I run into this guy at a bar who tell me he has a talking dog.  Like, actually speaks Engligh.  Of course I don't believe him, but he says the dog is tied up outside, so we go out to see the dog.

"Ask my dog anything you want, you'll see," the guy says.  Rolling my eyes, I ask his dog: "What's on top of a house?"

"Roof!" says the dog.

Hey that's amazing!!  But I still have a little bit of doubt, so I ask the dog: "Where do golfers want to avoid hitting the ball?"

"Rough!" says the dog.

BOOOM!  Mind.  Blown.  "Alright," I say to the guy, "I believe you, I've just got to ask one more question because this is amazing!"  So I ask the dog: "What's a good tourist spot in San Fransisco?"

"Wharf!" says the dog, "Fisherman's Wharf."

so old

[Stevesie60]

Roman soldier walks in a bar and says I'll have a martinus. Bartender says "a martini?" Soldier says if I wanted more than one I would have said so. Little while later another soldier walks in, holds up two fingers, and says I'll have five beers.

IMHO, this deserved way more than one taco.  So did the H2O2 joke.

**************

So I run into this guy at a bar who tell me he has a talking dog.  Like, actually speaks Engligh.  Of course I don't believe him, but he says the dog is tied up outside, so we go out to see the dog.

"Ask my dog anything you want, you'll see," the guy says.  Rolling my eyes, I ask his dog: "What's on top of a house?"

"Roof!" says the dog.

Hey that's amazing!!  But I still have a little bit of doubt, so I ask the dog: "Where do golfers want to avoid hitting the ball?"

"Rough!" says the dog.

BOOOM!  Mind.  Blown.  "Alright," I say to the guy, "I believe you, I've just got to ask one more question because this is amazing!"  So I ask the dog: "What's a good tourist spot in San Fransisco?"

"Wharf!" says the dog, "Fisherman's Wharf."

so old

[Stevesie60]

Roman soldier walks in a bar and says I'll have a martinus. Bartender says "a martini?" Soldier says if I wanted more than one I would have said so. Little while later another soldier walks in, holds up two fingers, and says I'll have five beers.

IMHO, this deserved way more than one taco.  So did the H2O2 joke.

If one more person complains about how many tacos I taco a joke I will never taco again. Get over it. I taco the way I want to taco.

[kslim]

What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long?



 Eclipse it!