4 nuns die in a car crash (because they had just went through Taco Bell drive thru and the driver was an uncoordinated nub fan and couldn't drive and eat tacos at the same time). They go up to heaven and St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates. The first nun steps up to St. Peter and he says, "Tell me the worst thing you have ever done and that will determine whether or not you can enter the gates of heaven." She says, "Oh St. Peter, I once did a very horrible thing. I once touched a man's penis with this finger. I beg for forgiveness." St. Peter says, "my child, your acknowledgement of such a horrible act is penance enough. Simply wash your finger in this fountain of holy water and enter the gates of heaven."
The second nun steps up to St Peter and he says, "Tell me the worst thing you have ever done and that will determine whether or not you can enter the gates of heaven." She says, "Oh St. Peter, I once did a very horrible thing. I once grabbed a man's penis with this hand. I beg for forgiveness." St. Peter says, "my child, your acknowledgement of such a horrible act is penance enough. Simply wash your hand in this fountain of holy water and enter the gates of heaven."
At that moment St. Peter sees the 4th nun cut in front of the third nun and hurriedly approach him at the entrance gates. St. Peter inquires, "My Sister, why the rudeness with your Sister?"
The 4th nun replies, "St Peter, I am terribly sorry, but I don't want to have to gargle with what she is going to have to sit in."
Gonna win 'em all!
