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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #400 on: June 25, 2014, 09:51:23 AM »
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #401 on: June 25, 2014, 09:58:08 AM »
I agree with offside to an extent. Prevents cherry picking. Which would Essentially turn into a bunch of pks.

Would ruin the beauty of the pitch, but 10/20 meter lines or something and you can't be more than 10/20 meters deeper than the last defender seems a fair trade. :dunno:

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #402 on: June 25, 2014, 10:06:02 AM »
I agree with offside to an extent. Prevents cherry picking. Which would Essentially turn into a bunch of pks.

Would ruin the beauty of the pitch, but 10/20 meter lines or something and you can't be more than 10/20 meters deeper than the last defender seems a fair trade. :dunno:

I would like to see something like that. Probably.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #403 on: June 25, 2014, 12:12:42 PM »
offsides is fine. i do think its dumb how you can shoot the ball off the goalie and he saves it but if it goes to an offsides teammate he is ruled offsides. once that ball is kicked at the goal eff offsides.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #404 on: June 25, 2014, 12:13:46 PM »
offsides is fine. i do think its dumb how you can shoot the ball off the goalie and he saves it but if it goes to an offsides teammate he is ruled offsides. once that ball is kicked at the goal eff offsides.

yeah i hate/do not understand that

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #405 on: June 25, 2014, 12:19:18 PM »

offsides is fine. i do think its dumb how you can shoot the ball off the goalie and he saves it but if it goes to an offsides teammate he is ruled offsides. once that ball is kicked at the goal eff offsides.

it's only called offside if he was in an offside position at the time of the original shot

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #406 on: June 25, 2014, 12:22:26 PM »
it can be a little confusing - you can be in an offside *position* all you want but you won't be called until you impact the play (ball is passed to you, you obstruct view of the keeper, ball is deflected to you)

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #407 on: June 25, 2014, 12:33:38 PM »
yeah i understand the rule toby i just think its dumb. offsides is to prevent the cherry picker getting a pass and to stop the goalie from being screened and some other lame soccer crap, not to stop the advantage of the ball randomly bouncing off the post or the goalie to a player who can score.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #408 on: June 25, 2014, 01:19:51 PM »
I agree with offside to an extent. Prevents cherry picking. Which would Essentially turn into a bunch of pks.

Would ruin the beauty of the pitch, but 10/20 meter lines or something and you can't be more than 10/20 meters deeper than the last defender seems a fair trade. :dunno:

that phrase right there. lame.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #409 on: June 25, 2014, 01:27:38 PM »
the kickball could hit you in the hand and break your arm!

prolly should be wearing pads and helmets

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #410 on: June 26, 2014, 02:08:44 PM »
We lost and people at the Peanut cheered.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #411 on: June 26, 2014, 02:10:27 PM »
We lost and people at the Peanut cheered.

i love the peanut!

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #412 on: June 26, 2014, 02:31:29 PM »
We lost and people at the Peanut cheered.

We didn't REALLY lose tho

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #413 on: June 26, 2014, 02:56:11 PM »
We lost and people at the Peanut cheered.
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #414 on: June 26, 2014, 03:09:25 PM »
We lost and people at the Peanut cheered.

i love the peanut!

I split a dozen 3 boners with a bro (not J-Dub, we're not married good grief)

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #415 on: June 26, 2014, 03:38:34 PM »
We lost and people at the Peanut cheered.

i love the peanut!

I split a dozen 3 boners with a bro (not J-Dub, we're not married good grief)

Even though I ordered a burger he still gave me a wing tho  :D
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #420 on: July 08, 2014, 05:07:47 PM »
3rd place games

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #421 on: July 08, 2014, 05:11:43 PM »
Germany is good at it.

I like 3rd place games tho :dunno:
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #422 on: July 08, 2014, 05:12:18 PM »
too many goals

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #423 on: July 08, 2014, 05:12:29 PM »
i mean, how big is that goal anyways

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #424 on: July 08, 2014, 05:13:02 PM »
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