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Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« on: May 23, 2014, 09:38:13 PM »
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2014, 09:39:05 PM »
Limited substitutions (I think)
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2014, 09:39:54 PM »
Too big of a playing surface for such limited action
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2014, 09:40:41 PM »
Running clock and arbitrary "extra" time
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2014, 09:41:30 PM »
Net is huge and people still seem to miss it a lot
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2014, 09:42:49 PM »
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2014, 09:43:19 PM »
Flopping (I've heard  :dunno:)
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2014, 09:43:59 PM »
Net is huge and people still seem to miss it a lot

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2014, 09:44:23 PM »
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2014, 09:46:49 PM »
Different name in other countries
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2014, 09:47:27 PM »
fans do a lot of stuff to make it about themselves. shows that the game is boring.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2014, 09:48:19 PM »
Can't use your hands (mostly)
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2014, 09:49:54 PM »
Vuvuzelas (lol jk those are great)
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2014, 10:07:49 PM »
those haircuts

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2014, 10:08:02 PM »
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2014, 10:08:43 PM »
most racist sport

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2014, 10:09:40 PM »
wtf is a kit

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2014, 10:34:27 PM »
Boots?

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2014, 10:41:41 PM »
"nil"

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2014, 10:49:12 PM »
They spell out "goal" as "gooool"  (maybe sporting only related)
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2014, 10:50:57 PM »
They spell out "goal" as "gooool"  (maybe sporting only related)

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2014, 10:51:54 PM »
" see you on the pitch" gmafb
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2014, 10:53:55 PM »
" see you on the pitch" gmafb

pitch. good one :thumbs:

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2014, 10:55:01 PM »
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2014, 11:17:17 PM »
not enough scoring