Reasons soccer is kinda lame

[j-dub]

mir, as his irl best bud, and we talk a lot let me tell you, i can confirm that he doesn't give even half an eff about sporting's coach.

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I mean, Team USA's coach is a German. I'm just supposed to blindly ignore that we're paying some communist to coach our team? Its like World War II never even happened.

Let me just reiterate this one more time. The guy who coaches the team that represents freedom has little dots above the u in his name.

Eff soccer.

Jesus, be more jingoistic.

It's a sport played by the entire world, it's the only widely played team sport in America that is played on a large scale level worldwide. Not to mention its the most popular team sport not invented here. Should Serena fire her French coach because he wasn't born in America?

Men's soccer is the rare team sport that we aren't the best in, build a rough ridin' bridge and get over it.

MIR I honestly could not care less about who coaches soccer, I'm goEMAWing, Chillax.

You seriously think your trolling wasn't obvious? You were trolling for a reaction but you absolutely care that the coach isn't American, let's not kid ourselves here.

I care big time.

Also you don't know what jingoism means.

[Cartierfor3]

I mean, Team USA's coach is a German. I'm just supposed to blindly ignore that we're paying some communist to coach our team? Its like World War II never even happened.

Let me just reiterate this one more time. The guy who coaches the team that represents freedom has little dots above the u in his name.

Eff soccer.

Jesus, be more jingoistic.

It's a sport played by the entire world, it's the only widely played team sport in America that is played on a large scale level worldwide. Not to mention its the most popular team sport not invented here. Should Serena fire her French coach because he wasn't born in America?

Men's soccer is the rare team sport that we aren't the best in, build a rough ridin' bridge and get over it.

MIR I honestly could not care less about who coaches soccer, I'm goEMAWing, Chillax.

You seriously think your trolling wasn't obvious? You were trolling for a reaction but you absolutely care that the coach isn't American, let's not kid ourselves here.

yes i'm so furious with blind rage i might never watch soccer again

[MakeItRain]

mir, as his irl best bud, and we talk a lot let me tell you, i can confirm that he doesn't give even half an eff about sporting's coach.

This is a very good post

[MakeItRain]

I mean, Team USA's coach is a German. I'm just supposed to blindly ignore that we're paying some communist to coach our team? Its like World War II never even happened.

Let me just reiterate this one more time. The guy who coaches the team that represents freedom has little dots above the u in his name.

Eff soccer.

Jesus, be more jingoistic.

It's a sport played by the entire world, it's the only widely played team sport in America that is played on a large scale level worldwide. Not to mention its the most popular team sport not invented here. Should Serena fire her French coach because he wasn't born in America?

Men's soccer is the rare team sport that we aren't the best in, build a rough ridin' bridge and get over it.

MIR I honestly could not care less about who coaches soccer, I'm goEMAWing, Chillax.

You seriously think your trolling wasn't obvious? You were trolling for a reaction but you absolutely care that the coach isn't American, let's not kid ourselves here.

yes i'm so furious with blind rage i might never watch soccer again

That trick you just attempted is daxian.

[Cartierfor3]

not gonna pretend the dax comment doesn't hurt....... 

[MakeItRain]

not gonna pretend the dax comment doesn't hurt....... 

I'm sorry friend #1eagle

[Cartierfor3]

not gonna pretend the dax comment doesn't hurt....... 

I'm sorry friend #1eagle

 

[hemmy]

magic spray that heals all injuries

[hemmy]

[Dugout DickStone]

Net is huge and people still seem to miss it a lot

Yeah, this is weird.  They always kick it over

[sunny_cat]

magic spray that heals all injuries

opposite of lame imo

[bubbles4ksu]

they beheaded a referee once or something.

[bubbles4ksu]

soccer isn't the least bit lame but i'm a bit cynical about it since learning that its culture isn't as terrific as i once imagined.

[j-dub]

any sport where you pay people to let you go and sit in their seats and entertain yourself by singing "oh my darling clementine" for 2 hours is completely effed.

i can do that for free on my own couch t-y very much.

[j-dub]

any sport where you pay people to let you go and sit in their seats and entertain yourself by singing "oh my darling clementine" for 2 hours is completely effed.

i can do that for free on my own couch t-y very much.

not that i'd want to

[sunny_cat]

they beheaded a referee once or something.

also that one colombian guy who scored an own goal against the usa and then his own fans kidnapped and murdered him. thats pretty lame.

[Spaces]

Mean thread. Try to find the good in things and people

[j-dub]

guys, i guess i don't understand why there are different free agency periods all the time. how can half the team be "out on loan" or whatevs also?

i mean, it's like heat fans being like, "well guys, i really wanted that 3 peat, but ya know, they're shipping lebron and d wade over to england for a couple months so there goes that.. just crap luck on our part huh fellas, welp, maybe next year :shrugs:"

 

[sunny_cat]

loans are one of the best things about soccer

[sunny_cat]

also, they're called transfer windows. also, MLS doesn't have free agency (which is lame).

[Cartierfor3]

guys, i guess i don't understand why there are different free agency periods all the time. how can half the team be "out on loan" or whatevs also?

i mean, it's like heat fans being like, "well guys, i really wanted that 3 peat, but ya know, they're shipping lebron and d wade over to england for a couple months so there goes that.. just crap luck on our part huh fellas, welp, maybe next year :shrugs:"

 

Its like when a player gets called up from Single A Wilmington to play in Kansas City. As a Wilmington minor league fan, you're super pumped that your player gets to play in a game that isn't completely worthless.

[yoga-like_abana]

It's like cross country with a ball


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[sunny_cat]

guys, i guess i don't understand why there are different free agency periods all the time. how can half the team be "out on loan" or whatevs also?

i mean, it's like heat fans being like, "well guys, i really wanted that 3 peat, but ya know, they're shipping lebron and d wade over to england for a couple months so there goes that.. just crap luck on our part huh fellas, welp, maybe next year :shrugs:"

 

Its like when a player gets called up from Single A Wilmington to play in Kansas City. As a Wilmington minor league fan, you're super pumped that your player gets to play in a game that isn't completely worthless.

That's pretty much the exact opposite of most loans

[j-dub]

guys, i guess i don't understand why there are different free agency periods all the time. how can half the team be "out on loan" or whatevs also?

i mean, it's like heat fans being like, "well guys, i really wanted that 3 peat, but ya know, they're shipping lebron and d wade over to england for a couple months so there goes that.. just crap luck on our part huh fellas, welp, maybe next year :shrugs:"

 

Its like when a player gets called up from Single A Wilmington to play in Kansas City. As a Wilmington minor league fan, you're super pumped that your player gets to play in a game that isn't completely worthless.

That's pretty much the exact opposite of most loans

no, cartier is right. 

he doesn't get it bud