Reasons soccer is kinda lame

[fun muffin]

fans do a lot of stuff to make it about themselves. shows that the game is boring.

this a good one.  especially true of mls fans.

[0.42]

its threads get mumped with all the time by steve dave

[slobber]

Why can't you be offsides? WHY????


Gonna win 'em all! (But maybe not now)

[kso_FAN]

Fans dying.


http://oddculture.com/historys-top-15-worst-soccer-disasters/

[Tobias]

they always clutter up the board with their threads

[slobber]

There is no _FAN on gE that explains soccer in a nice and thorough manner.


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[sunny_cat]

There is no _FAN on gE that explains soccer in a nice and thorough manner.


Gonna win 'em all! (But maybe not now)

are you rough ridin' serious dobber, we're nice

[slobber]

I never said you weren't nice, or awesome! Was just referring to the way _FAN breaks down football in a way that most people can really understand. Admittedly, I know very little about soccer, ya know?
Was really meant to compliment _FAN, not as a put down for my gE soccer bros.


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[slobber]

You all think I am trying to be funny when I report on dobber jr 's matches, but I am actually just describing the action as best as I can!


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[_33]

American coach not american.  #america #screamingbaldeagle #colorsdon'trun #rememberthealamo

[sunny_cat]

lots of racist fans (Italy, Russia, etc)

[star seed 7]

45 minute halves 

[Cartierfor3]

People acting like the World Cup matters

[Cartierfor3]

I mean, Team USA's coach is a German. I'm just supposed to blindly ignore that we're paying some communist to coach our team? Its like World War II never even happened.

[Cartierfor3]

Let me just reiterate this one more time. The guy who coaches the team that represents freedom has little dots above the u in his name.

Eff soccer.

[Tobias]

solid arguments.  I'm boycotting the WC

[bubbles4ksu]

Sponsors on jerseys is weird.

[star seed 7]

Sponsors on jerseys is weird.

can't believe i didn't think of this.  i thought those were team names for the longest time   

[Cartierfor3]

Any organized game lower than like varsity high school level is glorified game of ball chase.

[scottwildcat]

A lot of good stuff in this thread, the terminology and wording has been debated a million times. Racism is bad, diving is bad, Qatar and the politics in FIFA are bad.

Good thread.

Bitching about a foreign coach is stupid though.


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[Cartierfor3]

A lot of good stuff in this thread, the terminology and wording has been debated a million times. Racism is bad, diving is bad, Qatar and the politics in FIFA are bad.

Good thread.

Bitching about a foreign coach is stupid though.


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Yeah totally. Maybe we should elect an East German Communist president while we're at it.

[MakeItRain]

I mean, Team USA's coach is a German. I'm just supposed to blindly ignore that we're paying some communist to coach our team? Its like World War II never even happened.

Let me just reiterate this one more time. The guy who coaches the team that represents freedom has little dots above the u in his name.

Eff soccer.

Jesus, be more jingoistic.

It's a sport played by the entire world, it's the only widely played team sport in America that is played on a large scale level worldwide. Not to mention its the most popular team sport not invented here. Should Serena fire her French coach because he wasn't born in America?

Men's soccer is the rare team sport that we aren't the best in, build a rough ridin' bridge and get over it.

[Cartierfor3]

I mean, Team USA's coach is a German. I'm just supposed to blindly ignore that we're paying some communist to coach our team? Its like World War II never even happened.

Let me just reiterate this one more time. The guy who coaches the team that represents freedom has little dots above the u in his name.

Eff soccer.

Jesus, be more jingoistic.

It's a sport played by the entire world, it's the only widely played team sport in America that is played on a large scale level worldwide. Not to mention its the most popular team sport not invented here. Should Serena fire her French coach because he wasn't born in America?

Men's soccer is the rare team sport that we aren't the best in, build a rough ridin' bridge and get over it.

MIR I honestly could not care less about who coaches soccer, I'm goEMAWing, Chillax.

[MakeItRain]

People who don't like it or understand it being butthurt about the sport and then act like soccer fans are the only people who get offended by non fans shitting on the sport when a conversation about the sport is going on.

I'm sure if I interrupted a couple of chiefs fans talking about their chances in the playoffs, lol, by taking about why the NFL is shitty it would be received with poise and graceful articulation.

[MakeItRain]

I mean, Team USA's coach is a German. I'm just supposed to blindly ignore that we're paying some communist to coach our team? Its like World War II never even happened.

Let me just reiterate this one more time. The guy who coaches the team that represents freedom has little dots above the u in his name.

Eff soccer.

Jesus, be more jingoistic.

It's a sport played by the entire world, it's the only widely played team sport in America that is played on a large scale level worldwide. Not to mention its the most popular team sport not invented here. Should Serena fire her French coach because he wasn't born in America?

Men's soccer is the rare team sport that we aren't the best in, build a rough ridin' bridge and get over it.

MIR I honestly could not care less about who coaches soccer, I'm goEMAWing, Chillax.

You seriously think your trolling wasn't obvious? You were trolling for a reaction but you absolutely care that the coach isn't American, let's not kid ourselves here.