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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #850 on: April 18, 2016, 12:49:34 PM »
my yard is entirely dandelions. like it looks like i should be harvesting seed.

Me too - I am not seeing a good way to fight this.  I tried weed killer and they essentially gave me the middle finger.  Weed burner maybe but most of my yard would be black.

When did you do the weed killer?  The way I understand it (dobbs chime in here if I'm wackying this up) is the weed killer tricks the plant into outgrowing its root system.  So at first they grow all big and then they can't support themselves and die. So maybe yours are in this phase.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #851 on: April 18, 2016, 12:51:18 PM »
my yard guys did something to my yard because there was a flag in it and a they billed my account.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #852 on: April 18, 2016, 12:55:37 PM »
my yard is entirely dandelions. like it looks like i should be harvesting seed.

Me too - I am not seeing a good way to fight this.  I tried weed killer and they essentially gave me the middle finger.  Weed burner maybe but most of my yard would be black.

I'd get a fertilizer with broadleaf weed killer in it.  To be fully effective, it's best to get out there after a rain or morning dew and get this on there sometime in May.

http://www.scotts.com/smg/goprod/turf-builder-weed-and-feed/prod11670004

You may want to buy two bags and do another in July.  The chemicals should target some of the seed that's dormant and will plan on germinating this fall.

Then, in late August, cut your lawn down pretty short, do some verticut aerating, and overseed the crap out of it and use some golf course starter.  The biggest key to preventing dandelions, clover, and the rest of the broadleaf weeds is to choke them out with healthy grass.

We had a ton of yardwork done in our back yard last year, and we had Bobcats and other heavy equipment tearing up our side yards and back yard, so I've got some weed problems this Spring.  One more good year of diligence with the fertilizer, weed control, overseeding, etc. should get me back to where I need to be come a year from now.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #853 on: April 18, 2016, 12:57:50 PM »
MS. Wacky loves to mow and said once we get a house, she wants that to be her chore. Will the neighbors think I'm an abusive FP for allowing that? :dunno:

CNSWife mows our lawn.  She thinks its relaxing.  Since buying a riding lawn mower and moving to the new house, I have mowed maybe 6 times in like 4 yrs.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #854 on: April 18, 2016, 12:58:40 PM »
Why do people hate dandelions? It's like a tiny little baby Sunflower (the state plant or something)
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #855 on: April 18, 2016, 12:59:37 PM »
MS. Wacky loves to mow and said once we get a house, she wants that to be her chore. Will the neighbors think I'm an abusive FP for allowing that? :dunno:

CNSWife mows our lawn.  She thinks its relaxing.  Since buying a riding lawn mower and moving to the new house, I have mowed maybe 6 times in like 4 yrs.
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #856 on: April 18, 2016, 01:00:56 PM »
Why do people hate dandelions? It's like a tiny little baby Sunflower (the state plant or something)

The more mind blowing questions is how do you not have an absolute crap ton in that pic?  Grass choking them out?

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #857 on: April 18, 2016, 01:03:11 PM »
Possible. The front doesn't have many either, but the house across the street is essentially 1 dandelion per square inch
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #858 on: April 18, 2016, 01:19:45 PM »
my yard is entirely dandelions. like it looks like i should be harvesting seed.

Me too - I am not seeing a good way to fight this.  I tried weed killer and they essentially gave me the middle finger.  Weed burner maybe but most of my yard would be black.

I'm renting so I really don't care and won't spend any money on it. If i remember right, they die down here within a couple weeks. Those bastards pop back up the next day after I mow. It's impressive.
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #859 on: April 18, 2016, 01:32:45 PM »
my yard is weed free.

Not as thick as I'd like.  I"m on like a slab of clay not sure there is anything to do about that though.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #860 on: April 18, 2016, 02:00:22 PM »
my yard is entirely dandelions. like it looks like i should be harvesting seed.

Me too - I am not seeing a good way to fight this.  I tried weed killer and they essentially gave me the middle finger.  Weed burner maybe but most of my yard would be black.

When did you do the weed killer?  The way I understand it (dobbs chime in here if I'm wackying this up) is the weed killer tricks the plant into outgrowing its root system.  So at first they grow all big and then they can't support themselves and die. So maybe yours are in this phase.
Depends on the mode of action, so I can't make fun of you and say you are wrong.

Don't spray right after you mow. Give the weeds a day or two to recover. You want them actively growing. If the already seeded out, you probably won't kill them because their biological reason for living is done anyway and they won't be actively growing.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #861 on: April 19, 2016, 01:49:20 PM »
This continues to the street and then back behind the house.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #862 on: April 19, 2016, 01:55:59 PM »
Yikes WW!  That's pretty much what the yard on the other side of my garage looks like.  I didn't spray for weeds this year and it's probably the worst I've ever seen it.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #863 on: April 19, 2016, 02:11:50 PM »
This continues to the street and then back behind the house.


Oh man! Go to outdoor department and buy a bunch of everything and spray the crap out of that!

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #864 on: April 19, 2016, 02:12:23 PM »
Why?
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #865 on: April 19, 2016, 02:23:32 PM »

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #866 on: April 19, 2016, 02:23:56 PM »
watanabe, you need mint


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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #868 on: April 19, 2016, 02:31:13 PM »
My God dubdub, I am embarrassed to post on the same blog as you after seeing this.   :sdeek: :sdeek:

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #869 on: April 19, 2016, 02:43:29 PM »
This continues to the street and then back behind the house.



I want to stand in that yard while the wind is blowing and have my picture taken.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #870 on: April 19, 2016, 03:01:39 PM »
This continues to the street and then back behind the house.



I want to stand in that yard while the wind is blowing and have my picture taken.

I am just going to go out on a limb here and assume the inside of the house is probably not much better.  That's surely not the yard of a homeowner. 
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #871 on: April 19, 2016, 03:51:21 PM »
watanabe, you need mint

the money manager? or a mint? I mean I had fish for lunch but I think it smells fine.
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #872 on: April 19, 2016, 03:52:16 PM »
none of those - you need to farm mint in your yard to choke out the dandelions

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #873 on: April 19, 2016, 03:53:52 PM »
This continues to the street and then back behind the house.



I want to stand in that yard while the wind is blowing and have my picture taken.

I am just going to go out on a limb here and assume the inside of the house is probably not much better.  That's surely not the yard of a homeowner. 

You're right, I rent. Inside is fine tho.

I didn't catch the noon ag report, but I'm assuming with all the recent rains, the price of Dandelions should be up at least 50 cents a bushel.  :crossfingers:
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #874 on: April 19, 2016, 04:07:00 PM »
If you spray this everywhere, it will kill all of them

http://www.amazon.com/Southern-Ag-Selective-Broadleaf-Control/dp/B0072289CA