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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1025 on: November 18, 2016, 09:28:38 AM »
Blow your leaves into the olds yards the day before the lawn crew shows up

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1026 on: November 18, 2016, 09:28:49 AM »
I think all you guys need to buy mowers with these:


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« Reply #1027 on: November 18, 2016, 09:35:35 AM »
My mower has that feature and it probably costs half as much.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1028 on: November 18, 2016, 09:36:25 AM »
all mowers have that feature

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« Reply #1029 on: November 18, 2016, 09:37:32 AM »
guys I have a serious issue. My mansion is amongst several others that are owned by old, retired people. They all pay to have their lawns maintained and leaves picked up and crap. Being that I am young (old) and handsome, I do not pay for this service. I feel super bad that I can't keep up and my leaves are ruining my life and eff oak trees, etc.

Do you think they understand? Or do you think they are super annoyed?

They absolutely don't understand and are very annoyed.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1030 on: November 18, 2016, 09:39:11 AM »
yes, they hate you

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1031 on: November 18, 2016, 09:39:18 AM »
guys I have a serious issue. My mansion is amongst several others that are owned by old, retired people. They all pay to have their lawns maintained and leaves picked up and crap. Being that I am young (old) and handsome, I do not pay for this service. I feel super bad that I can't keep up and my leaves are ruining my life and eff oak trees, etc.

Do you think they understand? Or do you think they are super annoyed?

They absolutely don't understand and are very annoyed.

That's no reason to change anything you are doing, though.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1032 on: November 18, 2016, 09:48:32 AM »
If it bothers them so much, they can just tell their guy to pick up your leaves too
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1033 on: November 18, 2016, 11:16:45 AM »
AJ we might live in the same neighborhood.  :sdeek:

I have the same problem, I was picking up my leaves this week with a headlamp on.  My neighbors are all pretty nice and understanding people, and they see me in a constant state of motion so maybe that enables their understanding.  Just don't be a lazy ass in front of them and I'm sure they understand.  Especially if you have kids.  If you don't have kids they hate you for sure and nothing short of picking up the leaves will change that. 

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1034 on: November 18, 2016, 11:32:50 AM »
Here is the methond i have found most enjoyable for leaf clean up short of a $10k front mount ztr with an additional $2k bagger attachment

1. Mow the grass as short as possible

2. Use this to blow leaves into piles


3. Rake piles into this






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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1035 on: November 18, 2016, 12:19:23 PM »
My leaf removal method:
1a. live on a hill with a good south/west exposure
1b. enjoy pretty orange, yellow, and red leaves on your very green lawn at the beginning of the leaves falling
2. mow lawn as needed
3. wait for large winds that always come this time of year
4. feel sad that all the leaves are off the trees, but enjoy how clear, green, and lush your yard is because it loves fall weather
5. don't feel bad at all when neighbors to the north and east are raking again

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« Reply #1036 on: November 18, 2016, 01:21:31 PM »
5. don't feel bad at all when neighbors to the north and east are raking again

Yes. If they didn't like raking the leaves more than once, they would have bought higher ground.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1037 on: November 18, 2016, 09:04:56 PM »
i use one of these rigs, works really well


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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1038 on: May 08, 2018, 10:25:58 AM »
lol, my lawn is hilarious.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1039 on: May 08, 2018, 10:41:06 AM »
what kind of stuff are you growing this year?

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1040 on: May 08, 2018, 11:50:48 AM »
I have so many dandelions again this year. I love it.
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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1041 on: May 08, 2018, 01:28:44 PM »
front yard: 100% dandelion coverage. more dandelions than blades of grass.
back yard: not one single dandelion.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1042 on: May 08, 2018, 02:16:33 PM »
front yard: 100% dandelion coverage. more dandelions than blades of grass.
back yard: not one single dandelion.

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Sounds like you need what he's having...

True green story from like 10 yrs ago:

Wife was home one day when they came to service the yard.  The service tech didn't know she was home.  He sprayed the front like he was supposed to, went in back, leaned on the fence for about 10 min, then left after putting the ticket on the door saying he treated the whole lawn.   
Will never hire them again and tell everyone in ear shot about this whenever their name comes up.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1043 on: May 08, 2018, 02:23:50 PM »
I have a few dandelions but I have A TON of those purple weeds.  So pretty, and super emaw.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1044 on: May 08, 2018, 04:04:20 PM »
My yard in MHK is rough ridin' awful but i'm needing some suggestions on the best seed or stuff to use on our yard.
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« Reply #1045 on: May 08, 2018, 04:27:34 PM »
My yard in MHK is rough ridin' awful but i'm needing some suggestions on the best seed or stuff to use on our yard.

If you don't own the yard, this is a terrible idea.

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« Reply #1046 on: May 08, 2018, 04:30:17 PM »
My yard in MHK is rough ridin' awful but i'm needing some suggestions on the best seed or stuff to use on our yard.

If you don't own the yard, this is a terrible idea.
Yeah but my landlord is gonna pay me to do it.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1047 on: May 08, 2018, 04:36:25 PM »
how much?  maybe get a real summer job

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1048 on: May 08, 2018, 04:44:21 PM »
how much?  maybe get a real summer job
I have two jobs already.

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Re: Lawn Care
« Reply #1049 on: May 08, 2018, 04:44:52 PM »
JFC guys just asking for suggestions.

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