Author Topic: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag... (Read 1253334 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1250 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:42:14 PM »

Quote from: Trim on February 20, 2012, 01:32:25 PM

Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2012, 01:23:05 PM
oh man celebrity apprentice was pretty good last night folks...

Did not understand at all what the point of making sandwiches and redesigning a restaurant and all that was when all that mattered was which team leader had the most money personally to throw in. Although, I did like how it was exactly how we won BBBS.

Adam Carolla is my hero

AppleJack · « **Reply #1251 on:** February 20, 2012, 06:36:41 PM »

Food Network's Heat Seekers this evening at 7pm - Kansas City edition

Trim · « **Reply #1252 on:** February 20, 2012, 07:42:43 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on February 20, 2012, 05:42:14 PM

Quote from: Trim on February 20, 2012, 01:32:25 PM
Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2012, 01:23:05 PM
oh man celebrity apprentice was pretty good last night folks...

Did not understand at all what the point of making sandwiches and redesigning a restaurant and all that was when all that mattered was which team leader had the most money personally to throw in. Although, I did like how it was exactly how we won BBBS.

Adam Carolla is my hero

That's why I watched it. I think I'll be fast-forwarding through a lot.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1253 on:** February 20, 2012, 07:48:16 PM »

GTFO Kacie B.'s dad.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #1254 on:** February 20, 2012, 07:49:53 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 07:48:16 PM

GTFO Kacie B.'s dad.

yeah no crap. no way ben wants any part of that family. kacie b is my favorite too

Cire · « **Reply #1255 on:** February 20, 2012, 07:54:33 PM »

lmfao@ sanctity of marriage bs

what a backward ass clown

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1256 on:** February 20, 2012, 07:55:13 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on February 20, 2012, 07:49:53 PM

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 07:48:16 PM
GTFO Kacie B.'s dad.

yeah no crap. no way ben wants any part of that family. kacie b is my favorite too

Yeah

I like horse girl too but only children are spooky.

The Texas girl...no thanks.

Cire · « **Reply #1257 on:** February 20, 2012, 07:58:52 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 07:55:13 PM

Quote from: wes mantooth on February 20, 2012, 07:49:53 PM
Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 07:48:16 PM
GTFO Kacie B.'s dad.

yeah no crap. no way ben wants any part of that family. kacie b is my favorite too

Yeah

I like horse girl too but only children are spooky.

The Texas girl...no thanks.

saddle bags

wes mantooth · « **Reply #1258 on:** February 20, 2012, 08:01:13 PM »

Quote from: Cire on February 20, 2012, 07:58:52 PM

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: wes mantooth on February 20, 2012, 07:49:53 PM
Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 07:48:16 PM
GTFO Kacie B.'s dad.

yeah no crap. no way ben wants any part of that family. kacie b is my favorite too

Yeah

I like horse girl too but only children are spooky.

The Texas girl...no thanks.

saddle bags

what about skinny dipping girl? seems like she'd be impossible to be with

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1259 on:** February 20, 2012, 08:30:01 PM »

Skinny dip girl is good seks. He is taking advantage like Jake/Vienna

wes mantooth · « **Reply #1260 on:** February 20, 2012, 08:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 08:30:01 PM

Skinny dip girl is good seks. He is taking advantage like Jake/Vienna

DO NOT get me started on Vienna Limestone.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #1261 on:** February 20, 2012, 08:55:17 PM »

kacie's parents just ruined it for for

pissclams · « **Reply #1262 on:** February 20, 2012, 08:58:58 PM »

Great non picked girl meltdown, what a surprising treat!

wes mantooth · « **Reply #1263 on:** February 20, 2012, 09:10:08 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2012, 08:58:58 PM

Great non picked girl meltdown, what a surprising treat!

too soon

pissclams · « **Reply #1264 on:** February 20, 2012, 09:17:41 PM »

Also of note, The dark hair girl from Santa Monica looks like russell brand

Cire · « **Reply #1265 on:** February 20, 2012, 09:22:11 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2012, 09:17:41 PM

Also of note, The dark hair girl from Santa Monica looks like russell brand

good comparo

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1266 on:** February 20, 2012, 09:58:06 PM »

American Experience: Clinton

felix rex · « **Reply #1267 on:** February 20, 2012, 09:59:59 PM »

Tough thing about TWD is when you have to decide what one you would be. My wife is much more compassionate than me. Even then, we'd both go rogue manipulator pretty fast.
Maybe fake a pregnancy as a pretext for killing other scavengers. Have to admit, it lights my fire when she says things like "we could use them a couple weeks or so. You see his boots? Those would fit you. And he has no idea how to clear a room, so disposal would be simple. He has no functional field concept of an angle."

Me: so we'd come out alive?

LadyRex: well, the last alive. Not sure this game's winnable.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #1268 on:** February 20, 2012, 10:03:09 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 20, 2012, 09:59:59 PM

Tough thing about TWD is when you have to decide what one you would be. My wife is much more compassionate than me. Even then, we'd both go rogue manipulator pretty fast.
Maybe fake a pregnancy as a pretext for killing other scavengers. Have to admit, it lights my fire when she says things like "we could use them a couple weeks or so. You see his boots? Those would fit you. And he has no idea how to clear a room, so disposal would be simple. He has no functional field concept of an angle."

Me: so we'd come out alive?

LadyRex: well, the last alive. Not sure this game's winnable.

Felix, you won the lottery if there's a zombie apocalypse.

pissclams · « **Reply #1269 on:** February 20, 2012, 10:04:38 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 09:58:06 PM

American Experience: Clinton

watched part of it during the bachelor commercial, seemed good. will watch.

felix rex · « **Reply #1270 on:** February 20, 2012, 10:14:12 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on February 20, 2012, 10:03:09 PM

Quote from: felix rex on February 20, 2012, 09:59:59 PM
Tough thing about TWD is when you have to decide what one you would be. My wife is much more compassionate than me. Even then, we'd both go rogue manipulator pretty fast.
Maybe fake a pregnancy as a pretext for killing other scavengers. Have to admit, it lights my fire when she says things like "we could use them a couple weeks or so. You see his boots? Those would fit you. And he has no idea how to clear a room, so disposal would be simple. He has no functional field concept of an angle."

Me: so we'd come out alive?

LadyRex: well, the last alive. Not sure this game's winnable.

Felix, you won the lottery if there's a zombie apocalypse.

Yes. There's something vaguely comforting and erotic about a wife with extensive weapons training and overseas combat zone experience who can vouch for the benefits of "putting someone down" if the situation calls for it. She would have shot ricks wife 5 episodes back.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1271 on:** February 20, 2012, 10:48:32 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2012, 10:04:38 PM

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 09:58:06 PM
American Experience: Clinton

watched part of it during the bachelor commercial, seemed good. will watch.

Was as much about how the game has changed as WHC.

And FR, what branch is your wife in?

felix rex · « **Reply #1272 on:** February 21, 2012, 09:04:34 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 10:48:32 PM

And FR, what branch is your wife in?

DoD civilian.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1273 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:43:28 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 21, 2012, 09:04:34 AM

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 10:48:32 PM
And FR, what branch is your wife in?

DoD civilian.

So she has never shot anyone or been trained to clear a room. I'd be careful before listening to her phony lingo. It might get you killed in a real ZA.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1274 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:45:47 PM »

in a ZA, i'm joining a group of a bunch of old, fat, and slow people, and also lots of children and weak women. I would have zero problem pushing them down to get away.