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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13000 on: March 13, 2021, 11:35:05 AM »
Low-flow’s girlfriend: I’m not comfortable talking about my past.
Mark: [jedi mind trick]
LFGF: [recites entire hypothetical Wikipedia entry of herself]

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13001 on: March 13, 2021, 11:39:10 AM »
Athlete-rough rider: I’m trying to be more open so I don’t lose my boyfriend.
Mark: Also if you open up you might find someone besides your bf and either way you’re a winner.
AF: I never thought of it like that [probably proceeds to BONE the whole villa, including production staff]

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« Reply #13002 on: March 15, 2021, 11:08:33 AM »
Mark is really good at his job.

The black guy who doesn't move his teeth when he talks is a great villain.  I hope he genuinely thinks that the "no rules" thing is actually kosher and his gf is cool with everything.


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« Reply #13003 on: March 15, 2021, 11:09:12 AM »
Yellowstone is a very silly show but I enjoy it a lot.


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« Reply #13004 on: March 15, 2021, 12:03:30 PM »
Have to recommend Frontier (Netflix) again. Outstanding, supremely interesting characters across the board. Also has great costumes and scenery, and is a great look inside the fur turf wars of the Northeast that took place in the 1760s.
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« Reply #13005 on: March 15, 2021, 12:23:28 PM »
that last episode of Farrow vs Allen was a heavy lift but that whole story was so fascinating/tragic

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« Reply #13006 on: March 15, 2021, 01:26:17 PM »
I just finished Sons of Anarchy last night.  It was pretty ridiculous at times and was full of cliches and bad TV tropes but overall it was entertaining enough to keep my balls somewhat gripped.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13007 on: March 15, 2021, 04:03:47 PM »
Mark is really good at his job.

The black guy who doesn't move his teeth when he talks is a great villain.  I hope he genuinely thinks that the "no rules" thing is actually kosher and his gf is cool with everything.

no teeth move guy, come on dude.  his girlfriend is fire and he look like a turtle and thinks he's a mac, smdh.  the no rules thing has me genuinely stumped.  how can he be so dumb?


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13008 on: March 15, 2021, 04:41:31 PM »
Mark is really good at his job.

The black guy who doesn't move his teeth when he talks is a great villain.  I hope he genuinely thinks that the "no rules" thing is actually kosher and his gf is cool with everything.

no teeth move guy, come on dude.  his girlfriend is fire and he look like a turtle and thinks he's a mac, smdh.  the no rules thing has me genuinely stumped.  how can he be so dumb?


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Sorry I haven't called to discuss btw.  I will.


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13009 on: March 16, 2021, 08:47:26 AM »
Prepare your balls to be grabbed by an amazingly weird but true story of Mormon forgery, bombing, and murder!!

https://youtu.be/ViNNMQEW9fU
I watched some of this and fell asleep. Ball grabbing abilities 2/10.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13010 on: March 16, 2021, 09:01:25 AM »
Same

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13011 on: March 16, 2021, 10:28:07 AM »
Mormon thing was boring until the very last act where the forgery was discussed


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13012 on: March 16, 2021, 09:05:53 PM »
I really enjoyed Last Chance U bball edition.  It got a little repetitive in parts but the coach was such a great dude and DeShaun's story was really compelling.   I fear for Joe in the future because not everyone is going to give him unlimited chances but I was glad they didn't give up on him.  The end was heartbreaking.  Maybe I'll try to watch some of the football ones now.

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« Reply #13013 on: March 17, 2021, 09:27:34 AM »
I really enjoyed Last Chance U bball edition.  It got a little repetitive in parts but the coach was such a great dude and DeShaun's story was really compelling.   I fear for Joe in the future because not everyone is going to give him unlimited chances but I was glad they didn't give up on him.  The end was heartbreaking.  Maybe I'll try to watch some of the football ones now.
better watch the last season first then.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13014 on: March 17, 2021, 09:33:20 AM »
I love to google these kids and see how they end up doing the next season when they leave. You can do that for yourself, _33. It might help calm your anxieties about certain kids.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13015 on: March 19, 2021, 09:51:45 PM »
Low-flow’s girlfriend: I’m not comfortable talking about my past.
Mark: [jedi mind trick]
LFGF: [recites entire hypothetical Wikipedia entry of herself]

Mark: [sits next to her, more mind tricks]
LFGF: [reveals life trauma]

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13016 on: March 19, 2021, 09:54:14 PM »
Mark is really good at his job.

The black guy who doesn't move his teeth when he talks is a great villain.  I hope he genuinely thinks that the "no rules" thing is actually kosher and his gf is cool with everything.

no teeth move guy, come on dude.  his girlfriend is fire and he look like a turtle and thinks he's a mac, smdh.  the no rules thing has me genuinely stumped.  how can he be so dumb?


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Locked teeth is clearly not dumb.  He's avoiding an inevitable awkward irl breakup and stacking pelts in the process.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13017 on: March 21, 2021, 10:44:23 AM »
well he certainly put on a show this week.

really was hoping for more out of post malone.  his crying in the bedroom this week was a bit much.


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13018 on: March 21, 2021, 02:13:19 PM »
Challenge all stars looks pretty great...

https://youtu.be/LfytCpwfGY4

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13019 on: March 21, 2021, 04:21:58 PM »
Challenge all stars looks pretty great...

https://youtu.be/LfytCpwfGY4

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Yeah, it's gonna be great. Disappointed in not having bananas though. Will be interesting to see people competing who are older than me.

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« Reply #13020 on: March 21, 2021, 05:09:29 PM »
Challenge all stars looks pretty great...

https://youtu.be/LfytCpwfGY4

Sorry if Luke’d

Yeah, it's gonna be great. Disappointed in not having bananas though. Will be interesting to see people competing who are older than me.

Just need to figure out what we’re already paying for that will allow us to sub to Paramount at no additional cost.
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13021 on: March 21, 2021, 05:14:09 PM »
 I’m on the 4th episode of Halt and Catch Fire. I’m still not sure what to think. Seeing The Wiz from Seinfeld act like a Texan is funny.
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13022 on: March 21, 2021, 05:40:48 PM »
I’m on the 4th episode of Halt and Catch Fire. I’m still not sure what to think. Seeing The Wiz from Seinfeld act like a Texan is funny.
It gets p good imo

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« Reply #13023 on: March 21, 2021, 05:41:03 PM »
Absolutely can't stand Cameron though

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #13024 on: March 21, 2021, 08:36:45 PM »
I’m on the 4th episode of Halt and Catch Fire. I’m still not sure what to think. Seeing The Wiz from Seinfeld act like a Texan is funny.
It gets p good imo

I liked it.  Last season was kinda a downer tho.