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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #12900 on: February 19, 2021, 09:10:05 AM »
Tempty Time.

Lol at the boat being called "Trilogy."

The jersey guy has the seinfeld low flow shower hair.  Is it a covid quarantine no-cut thing?

No way is Chelsea only 29.
Yes!  He is a caveman.

Tall skinny guy seems like he's not cut out for this show or maybe he's exactly who this show is for.  #perspective #journey.  His gf the athlete-slayer seems like she's made out to be the villain on the island this season.

Caveman and his gf are the only ones that will make it imo. 


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« Reply #12901 on: February 19, 2021, 09:16:52 AM »

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« Reply #12902 on: February 19, 2021, 09:17:04 AM »
Maybe I should just keep HBO MAX.  How many streaming services do you guys have?  I already have Netlix, HULU, and Disney+.  I feel like 4 is too many.  Maybe I should keep HBO MAX and get rid of Disney+.  Although the kids and I just started watching the Mandalorian.  That's the problem, there are like 1 or 2 shows on each that I like.  Someday you should just be able to pick and choose the specific SHOWS that you want and package them into a service and you pay like per show or whatever.  IDK.

It's not like any of them have contracts. No reason you couldn't just pick them up and drop them whenever the show you like gets a new season.

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« Reply #12903 on: February 19, 2021, 09:17:48 AM »
The scaffolding one had the dude describing being tied up and whipped by random man in Hawaii "for hours" and then the man "finishing him" and "spewing his load," and then cuts to hard core porn of a dude jerking two other dudes off.  Then about that fast, it was back to aw shucks wholesome goodness.   :blindfold:

Cover your furniture was the guy trying to bring back his foreskin via weighed ropes.  Graphic!

ah yes. I breezed past the S&M guy. Nothing compared to the trauma of the foreskin guy

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« Reply #12904 on: February 19, 2021, 09:18:47 AM »
Maybe I should just keep HBO MAX.  How many streaming services do you guys have?  I already have Netlix, HULU, and Disney+.  I feel like 4 is too many.  Maybe I should keep HBO MAX and get rid of Disney+.  Although the kids and I just started watching the Mandalorian.  That's the problem, there are like 1 or 2 shows on each that I like.  Someday you should just be able to pick and choose the specific SHOWS that you want and package them into a service and you pay like per show or whatever.  IDK.

It's not like any of them have contracts. No reason you couldn't just pick them up and drop them whenever the show you like gets a new season.

what has happened in the past is I would start a season of an HBO series on a flight or something and then subscribe for a month or two to finish or until I got bored with other stuff. I haven't had HBO Max but it seems like a huge improvement from what it was.

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« Reply #12905 on: February 19, 2021, 09:26:14 AM »
Also, the small black guy is totally a heel too.  "What do I value in a partner?  Excellence."

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« Reply #12906 on: February 19, 2021, 09:27:06 AM »
Maybe I should just keep HBO MAX.  How many streaming services do you guys have?  I already have Netlix, HULU, and Disney+.  I feel like 4 is too many.  Maybe I should keep HBO MAX and get rid of Disney+.  Although the kids and I just started watching the Mandalorian.  That's the problem, there are like 1 or 2 shows on each that I like.  Someday you should just be able to pick and choose the specific SHOWS that you want and package them into a service and you pay like per show or whatever.  IDK.

It's not like any of them have contracts. No reason you couldn't just pick them up and drop them whenever the show you like gets a new season.

what has happened in the past is I would start a season of an HBO series on a flight or something and then subscribe for a month or two to finish or until I got bored with other stuff. I haven't had HBO Max but it seems like a huge improvement from what it was.

My folks get HBO over the winter since they're inside more.

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« Reply #12907 on: February 19, 2021, 09:34:43 AM »
Tempty Time.

Lol at the boat being called "Trilogy."

The jersey guy has the seinfeld low flow shower hair.  Is it a covid quarantine no-cut thing?

No way is Chelsea only 29.
Yes!  He is a caveman.

Tall skinny guy seems like he's not cut out for this show or maybe he's exactly who this show is for.  #perspective #journey.  His gf the athlete-slayer seems like she's made out to be the villain on the island this season.

Caveman and his gf are the only ones that will make it imo.
I kinda figured the villain would be the obvious Karen they included. Surely I’m not the only one who sees it.

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« Reply #12908 on: February 19, 2021, 09:36:37 AM »
Tempty Time.

Lol at the boat being called "Trilogy."

The jersey guy has the seinfeld low flow shower hair.  Is it a covid quarantine no-cut thing?

No way is Chelsea only 29.
Yes!  He is a caveman.

Tall skinny guy seems like he's not cut out for this show or maybe he's exactly who this show is for.  #perspective #journey.  His gf the athlete-slayer seems like she's made out to be the villain on the island this season.

Caveman and his gf are the only ones that will make it imo.
I kinda figured the villain would be the obvious Karen they included. Surely I’m not the only one who sees it.
Chelsea?  The chick dating the old "flirt"? 

No she is 100% going to be treated as a good guy.  She's getting the Assley battered dog treatment.


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« Reply #12909 on: February 19, 2021, 09:46:21 AM »
BTW, I concluded Schitt's Creek last night.  That was a good television show, which is unsurprising given Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, and Chris Elliot.  The younger cast was also very good.


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« Reply #12910 on: February 19, 2021, 09:49:18 AM »
Tempty Time.

Lol at the boat being called "Trilogy."

The jersey guy has the seinfeld low flow shower hair.  Is it a covid quarantine no-cut thing?

No way is Chelsea only 29.
Yes!  He is a caveman.

Tall skinny guy seems like he's not cut out for this show or maybe he's exactly who this show is for.  #perspective #journey.  His gf the athlete-slayer seems like she's made out to be the villain on the island this season.

Caveman and his gf are the only ones that will make it imo.
I kinda figured the villain would be the obvious Karen they included. Surely I’m not the only one who sees it.
Chelsea?  The chick dating the old "flirt"? 

No she is 100% going to be treated as a good guy.  She's getting the Assley battered dog treatment.

When they first flashed their names and ages and I got on gE to start posting, I read it as he was 29 and she was 37 and was about to post that there’s no way she’s only 37.

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« Reply #12911 on: February 19, 2021, 09:50:10 AM »
Tempty Time.

Lol at the boat being called "Trilogy."

The jersey guy has the seinfeld low flow shower hair.  Is it a covid quarantine no-cut thing?

No way is Chelsea only 29.
Yes!  He is a caveman.

Tall skinny guy seems like he's not cut out for this show or maybe he's exactly who this show is for.  #perspective #journey.  His gf the athlete-slayer seems like she's made out to be the villain on the island this season.

Caveman and his gf are the only ones that will make it imo.
I kinda figured the villain would be the obvious Karen they included. Surely I’m not the only one who sees it.
Chelsea?  The chick dating the old "flirt"? 

No she is 100% going to be treated as a good guy.  She's getting the Assley battered dog treatment.

When they first flashed their names and ages and I got on gE to start posting, I read it as he was 29 and she was 37 and was about to post that there’s no way she’s only 37.
Exact same thing happened to me. 


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« Reply #12912 on: February 19, 2021, 01:47:37 PM »
The scaffolding one had the dude describing being tied up and whipped by random man in Hawaii "for hours" and then the man "finishing him" and "spewing his load," and then cuts to hard core porn of a dude jerking two other dudes off.  Then about that fast, it was back to aw shucks wholesome goodness.   :blindfold:

Cover your furniture was the guy trying to bring back his foreskin via weighed ropes.  Graphic!

ah yes. I breezed past the S&M guy. Nothing compared to the trauma of the foreskin guy

Yeah, I must have been on my phone for S&M guy, lol definitely wouldn't want to watch that with my daughter. I was far more disturbed by foreskin guy than my wife was.

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« Reply #12913 on: February 19, 2021, 02:14:31 PM »
The scaffolding one had the dude describing being tied up and whipped by random man in Hawaii "for hours" and then the man "finishing him" and "spewing his load," and then cuts to hard core porn of a dude jerking two other dudes off.  Then about that fast, it was back to aw shucks wholesome goodness.   :blindfold:

Cover your furniture was the guy trying to bring back his foreskin via weighed ropes.  Graphic!

ah yes. I breezed past the S&M guy. Nothing compared to the trauma of the foreskin guy

Yeah, I must have been on my phone for S&M guy, lol definitely wouldn't want to watch that with my daughter. I was far more disturbed by foreskin guy than my wife was.

Your wife wasn't that freaked?  Because despite showing my wife how normal it is on "How To," she won't let me hook up my contraption to the headboard  :dubious:

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« Reply #12914 on: February 19, 2021, 02:15:29 PM »
The scaffolding one had the dude describing being tied up and whipped by random man in Hawaii "for hours" and then the man "finishing him" and "spewing his load," and then cuts to hard core porn of a dude jerking two other dudes off.  Then about that fast, it was back to aw shucks wholesome goodness.   :blindfold:

Cover your furniture was the guy trying to bring back his foreskin via weighed ropes.  Graphic!

ah yes. I breezed past the S&M guy. Nothing compared to the trauma of the foreskin guy

Really brings the thread title back full circle...

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« Reply #12915 on: February 19, 2021, 03:26:39 PM »
The scaffolding one had the dude describing being tied up and whipped by random man in Hawaii "for hours" and then the man "finishing him" and "spewing his load," and then cuts to hard core porn of a dude jerking two other dudes off.  Then about that fast, it was back to aw shucks wholesome goodness.   :blindfold:

Cover your furniture was the guy trying to bring back his foreskin via weighed ropes.  Graphic!

ah yes. I breezed past the S&M guy. Nothing compared to the trauma of the foreskin guy

Yeah, I must have been on my phone for S&M guy, lol definitely wouldn't want to watch that with my daughter. I was far more disturbed by foreskin guy than my wife was.

Your wife wasn't that freaked?  Because despite showing my wife how normal it is on "How To," she won't let me hook up my contraption to the headboard  :dubious:

 :lol:

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« Reply #12916 on: February 21, 2021, 11:49:59 AM »
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PPS—In case you’re wondering what I’ll be watching instead, Season 3 of Temptation Island is on and it is so vastly superior to The Bachelor, it’s hard to know where to begin. Yes, it’s trashy, but it knows it’s trashy and doesn’t deny its trashiness the way The Bachelor tries to. They simply let the format play out, without forced conversations or scenes to explain to the audience what we’re supposed to feel. It is as much about self discovery and self worth as it is about relationships, it doesn’t frankenbite every word out of contestants’ mouths, and it’s beautifully shot. It is diverse without our needing to ask. The host Mark Whalberg’s questions are shockingly thoughtful and pointed, and he’s much more involved and invested than Chris Harrison ever was on any Bachelor season. (Be warned: It is trashy. But hey, you’re here because you watch The Bachelor.) No pressure to join me, just putting it out there in case you also need a break and want a suggestion. :)

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« Reply #12917 on: February 21, 2021, 12:02:42 PM »
BTW, I concluded Schitt's Creek last night.  That was a good television show, which is unsurprising given Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, and Chris Elliot.  The younger cast was also very good.

I probably have 6 episodes left, and like normal I have a hard time "ending" a show, it's just something I don't like doing. I know it's just a story, and everything has to end but I really milk it.

It is pretty damn good, though it took me a really really like time to end up liking Moira, not that Catherine O'Hara is a bad actress, it's just out of all of them her character flaws bugged me the most. David's, Alexis', and Johnny's bothered me the least or I thought were the most funny, like I really enjoyed Alexis' character, she definitely grew the most, and David wasn't far behind.

The town overall was great, all the characters and how they deal with the Rose's, I really like Stevie's character a lot.

A total aside, it always bugs me where somehow a show that takes place in Canada is magically summer like 9 months out of the year, (and Letterkenny does this too, where they are even more specifically trying to have a take on Canada like I think of the time they're all hanging outside in shorts and everything is green on St. Patrick's Day) it's not wholly bothersome (nor that it matters) but there are definitely little things like that I notice, probably my time spent there. It does make it all a little less immersive I suppose.
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« Reply #12918 on: February 21, 2021, 12:30:46 PM »
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PPS—In case you’re wondering what I’ll be watching instead, Season 3 of Temptation Island is on and it is so vastly superior to The Bachelor, it’s hard to know where to begin. Yes, it’s trashy, but it knows it’s trashy and doesn’t deny its trashiness the way The Bachelor tries to. They simply let the format play out, without forced conversations or scenes to explain to the audience what we’re supposed to feel. It is as much about self discovery and self worth as it is about relationships, it doesn’t frankenbite every word out of contestants’ mouths, and it’s beautifully shot. It is diverse without our needing to ask. The host Mark Whalberg’s questions are shockingly thoughtful and pointed, and he’s much more involved and invested than Chris Harrison ever was on any Bachelor season. (Be warned: It is trashy. But hey, you’re here because you watch The Bachelor.) No pressure to join me, just putting it out there in case you also need a break and want a suggestion. :)

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« Reply #12919 on: February 21, 2021, 12:33:38 PM »
I think Schitt's Creek tried to pass off as american or at least not be explicitly Canadian.

And just spitballing but I bet a major reason they shoot in the summer in both of those shows because the weather is more predictable and consistent (and the schedules of the cast)

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« Reply #12920 on: February 21, 2021, 04:50:14 PM »
Trailer Park Boys is the same way.

And yes I agree with rusty that Schitt’s Creek kept the actual location of Schitt’s Creek fairly vague.  I don’t know that Canada was referenced at all throughout the series.


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« Reply #12921 on: February 21, 2021, 06:59:39 PM »
Barry is great

I watched the first epi.  NoHo Hank is my favorite so far.  Also I didn't know Henry Winkler was in it.  What a pleasant surprise.

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« Reply #12922 on: February 21, 2021, 07:19:44 PM »
Henry Winkler is great in it

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« Reply #12923 on: February 21, 2021, 08:11:30 PM »
I probably have 6 episodes left, and like normal I have a hard time "ending" a show, it's just something I don't like doing. I know it's just a story, and everything has to end but I really milk it.

I’m the same way. Ted Lasso is going to be really hard to end after just 3 seasons.

I recently went though the same with The Good Place, but they nailed the last few episodes so it wasn’t so bad.
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« Reply #12924 on: February 21, 2021, 08:38:37 PM »
Henry Winkler is great in it

Just as an aside, has any actor in history reinvented themselves the way Henry Winkler has from The Fonz to what he is now?  Many never escape a character that iconic or are typecast into similar, but obviously worse,  characters for the rest of their career.  Nice job Henry!