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« Reply #11350 on: May 08, 2019, 11:25:31 AM »
people have an unquenchable thirst for romantic non-com shows

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« Reply #11351 on: May 08, 2019, 11:30:25 AM »
Allen Maldonado is a scene stealer, he's good man. It was great seeing Donnell Rawlings on tonight, I can't believe he doesn't have a show that he's I every week, he's been hilarious for 15 years since he did Chappelle's Show.

Maldonado's my least favorite part of the show.

Last night's episode reminded me of a Seinfeld episode, with all the different storylines having a very loose connection and then coming together at the last second.

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« Reply #11352 on: May 08, 2019, 01:13:07 PM »
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Paradise Hotel is an upcoming American reality television program hosted by Kristin Cavallari, that will premiere on May 9, 2019 on Fox. In the show, a group of singles live in a luxurious hotel resort, competing to see who can stay in the hotel the longest. The show originally ran on Fox in 2003, followed by a second season on Fox Reality Channel and MyNetworkTV in 2008. Periodically, someone is removed from the show, and others are brought in to replace them. Each week couples pair off and must share a hotel room together. One person is left over, and he or she has to leave. That person is then replaced the following episode.
Oh this has my attention.  I don't quite get how it works -- the wiki says people can win?


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« Reply #11353 on: May 08, 2019, 01:32:30 PM »
i'm sensing it's very much like BiP (bach in 'dise)[bachelor in paradise] except worse, which, interestingly enough, will make it 10x better


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« Reply #11354 on: May 08, 2019, 01:34:43 PM »
Which resort?
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« Reply #11356 on: May 09, 2019, 10:20:27 PM »
Working my way through tempty right now. Not too bad, although I think it would be great if they added a control like an unattractive long term happily married couple (can actually see this being an SNL skit).

Also the commercials are hilarious. I’m thinking their target has gotta be 30-40 year old college educated wives with kids.

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« Reply #11357 on: May 09, 2019, 10:22:28 PM »
Where can I find this Temptation Island?

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« Reply #11358 on: May 09, 2019, 10:24:21 PM »
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« Reply #11359 on: May 09, 2019, 10:27:24 PM »
So, like the U.S.V.I., you mean?

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« Reply #11360 on: May 09, 2019, 10:43:20 PM »
Yeah idk, probably wherever real estate is dirt cheap

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« Reply #11361 on: May 09, 2019, 10:51:17 PM »
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« Reply #11362 on: May 10, 2019, 08:21:43 AM »
I missed paradise hotel E1.  Devastating.  Was it any good?


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« Reply #11363 on: May 10, 2019, 08:50:31 AM »
i had it on, wasn't 100% focused on it, but it has a chance to be ok.  kind of like bach in paradise.

Deion Sanders daughter is on the show

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« Reply #11364 on: May 10, 2019, 09:51:43 AM »
I missed paradise hotel E1.  Devastating.  Was it any good?

epi 1 replay/highlights on fox sunday night at 6pm


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« Reply #11365 on: May 10, 2019, 10:05:42 AM »
I missed paradise hotel E1.  Devastating.  Was it any good?

epi 1 replay/highlights on fox sunday night at 6pm
Thanks, PC.  I've never seen bach in 'dise, so you may have to guru me through this.

One thing about the show that I don't get that maybe they explaiend in E1 - is this something that people win?  what's the #endgame here?  how do they win?


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« Reply #11366 on: May 10, 2019, 10:07:35 AM »
think someone or a couple wins 250k, not exactly sure, they have to be in love tho i think.  finding out i wasn't really watching much of the show while i had it on.

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« Reply #11367 on: May 10, 2019, 10:11:29 AM »
Any of you people watch the expanse? Someone told me that it's GOT set in space and that's selling it a bit much but the first 3 episodes are pretty good. Feels a bit low budget though.
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« Reply #11368 on: May 10, 2019, 10:23:11 AM »
I missed paradise hotel E1.  Devastating.  Was it any good?

epi 1 replay/highlights on fox sunday night at 6pm
Thanks, PC.  I've never seen bach in 'dise, so you may have to guru me through this.

One thing about the show that I don't get that maybe they explaiend in E1 - is this something that people win?  what's the #endgame here?  how do they win?

the price of love is worth more than any worldly possession.  maybe a trip to the hotel is in order for you too, seems like you have some important lessons to learn
the winners in bach in 'dise get married or lifetime admiration from me, or both

i don't know if there's a cash prize though for paradise hotel

i thought the first epi was pretty worthy of an oscar.  this show is essentially bachelor in paradise, it just does't feature former bachelor contestants.  everything else is pretty much the same.


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« Reply #11369 on: May 10, 2019, 10:36:22 AM »
I missed paradise hotel E1.  Devastating.  Was it any good?

epi 1 replay/highlights on fox sunday night at 6pm
Thanks, PC.  I've never seen bach in 'dise, so you may have to guru me through this.

One thing about the show that I don't get that maybe they explaiend in E1 - is this something that people win?  what's the #endgame here?  how do they win?

the price of love is worth more than any worldly possession.  maybe a trip to the hotel is in order for you too, seems like you have some important lessons to learn
the winners in bach in 'dise get married or lifetime admiration from me, or both

i don't know if there's a cash prize though for paradise hotel

i thought the first epi was pretty worthy of an oscar.  this show is essentially bachelor in paradise, it just does't feature former bachelor contestants.  everything else is pretty much the same.
Listen I know all that.  I just saw on the #wiki that the "winners" in the original version got 250k, then had to undergo some prisoner's dilemma type game where they decide how to split it.  Based on the premise of the show ("Hook up or CHECK OUT") i wasn't clear on whether or how someone "wins". 



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« Reply #11370 on: May 10, 2019, 11:10:11 AM »
Watching now.

1) This will be very easy to watch while doing a few other things; it's really dumbed down.
2) Kristin Cavallari confirmed that there's a $250K prize; haven't yet got to how that's won.
3) Deion Sanders' daughter was one of the first hotel guests to be introduced.

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« Reply #11371 on: May 10, 2019, 09:14:23 PM »
Approaching final two episodes of tempty. Use of the word “headspace” is starting to drive me crazy.

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« Reply #11372 on: May 11, 2019, 12:02:19 AM »
Oh boy, that Tempty ending had me wanting more. Final thoughts:

John and Kady - just two terrible people. I almost wish they had stayed together to spare others of their separate wretchedness.

Karl and Nicole - kind of a weird relationship. Seemed salvageable but at the end Karl was like, “oh wait I am the piece of crap you keep making me out to be.”

Shari and Javen - wish them all the best. Almost a model temptation island couple really.

Evan and Kaci - really made the show work. Evan comes across as a complete idiot but still a lovable idiot. I definitely sided with Kaci though and holy crap that final bonfire. Sad she hasn’t really seemed to bounce back yet.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #11373 on: May 12, 2019, 11:16:51 AM »
Jail Birds just released on netflix is one of the better prison documentary shows i've seen. has my balls.

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« Reply #11374 on: May 13, 2019, 08:49:12 AM »
Dead To Me is fun so far.

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