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« Reply #8550 on: February 23, 2016, 12:45:20 PM »
was pretty upset that ben sent amber home last night but can understand given that fact that she has two trophies from another dude. 
at this point, what- joelle?  might as well.  fantasy suites next weekend, bone on ben, bone on.

yeah, I knew that jojo and mom were on the bottom.  I think Ben just thought that he'd rather bone jojo in the fantasy bone room.  also, he'll probably snapchat it and send it to her douche bros.  i'm not sure if he'll choose orbitz girl or the other remaining girl, but I think Jojo might be the next bachelorette.  abc likes to get the douche brother back on, like in Desiree becoming the bachelorette a few years ago.

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« Reply #8551 on: February 23, 2016, 01:06:31 PM »
was pretty upset that ben sent amber home last night but can understand given that fact that she has two trophies from another dude. 
at this point, what- joelle?  might as well.  fantasy suites next weekend, bone on ben, bone on.

yeah, I knew that jojo and mom were on the bottom.  I think Ben just thought that he'd rather bone jojo in the fantasy bone room.  also, he'll probably snapchat it and send it to her douche bros.  i'm not sure if he'll choose orbitz girl or the other remaining girl, but I think Jojo might be the next bachelorette.  abc likes to get the douche brother back on, like in Desiree becoming the bachelorette a few years ago.

No offense to anyone from Dallas, but those guys were the epitome of Dallas.

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« Reply #8552 on: February 23, 2016, 01:10:52 PM »
was pretty upset that ben sent amber home last night but can understand given that fact that she has two trophies from another dude. 
at this point, what- joelle?  might as well.  fantasy suites next weekend, bone on ben, bone on.

yeah, I knew that jojo and mom were on the bottom.  I think Ben just thought that he'd rather bone jojo in the fantasy bone room.  also, he'll probably snapchat it and send it to her douche bros.  i'm not sure if he'll choose orbitz girl or the other remaining girl, but I think Jojo might be the next bachelorette.  abc likes to get the douche brother back on, like in Desiree becoming the bachelorette a few years ago.

No offense to anyone from Dallas, but those guys were the epitome of Dallas.

What's the epitome of Dallas? People from somewhere other than Dallas?

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« Reply #8553 on: February 23, 2016, 01:17:23 PM »
was pretty upset that ben sent amber home last night but can understand given that fact that she has two trophies from another dude. 
at this point, what- joelle?  might as well.  fantasy suites next weekend, bone on ben, bone on.

yeah, I knew that jojo and mom were on the bottom.  I think Ben just thought that he'd rather bone jojo in the fantasy bone room.  also, he'll probably snapchat it and send it to her douche bros.  i'm not sure if he'll choose orbitz girl or the other remaining girl, but I think Jojo might be the next bachelorette.  abc likes to get the douche brother back on, like in Desiree becoming the bachelorette a few years ago.

No offense to anyone from Dallas, but those guys were the epitome of Dallas.

What's the epitome of Dallas? People from somewhere other than Dallas?

Those guys were the epitome of bros from Dallas.  High on themselves, know-it-all, abrasive, and think Dallas women are better than everyone.

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« Reply #8554 on: February 23, 2016, 01:18:47 PM »
I wonder if Ben knows that Jojo's brother wants to sleep with her?

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« Reply #8555 on: February 23, 2016, 03:30:54 PM »
i think that the younger jo-jo bro wants to sleep with ben.  he just stared at ben while older jo-jo bro said stupid crap that made no sense and made ben feel uncomfortable.

and don't get me started on jo-jo's parents. wtf with jo-jo's dad's 'stache?  and her mom, has she had any work done?  good grief, that family is a mess.


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« Reply #8556 on: February 23, 2016, 03:57:54 PM »
All I know is Jojo's mom knows how to drink.


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« Reply #8557 on: February 23, 2016, 04:11:51 PM »
yes - glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that


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« Reply #8558 on: February 23, 2016, 04:42:57 PM »
her dad looks like a wrestling manager or something similar, I don't know, I don't follow wrestling

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« Reply #8559 on: February 23, 2016, 04:44:24 PM »
don't know anything about your guys' show but that gif looks straight out of an arrested development remake

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« Reply #8560 on: February 23, 2016, 04:45:10 PM »
don't know anything about your guys' show but that gif looks straight out of an arrested development remake
That's what I thought it was at first!  :cheers:

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« Reply #8561 on: February 23, 2016, 05:03:18 PM »
don't know anything about your guys' show but that gif looks straight out of an arrested development remake
Yeah.  At first I thought the guy was George, then I thought wait no that's Tobias.

Turns out it's just some bachelor clip.


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« Reply #8562 on: February 23, 2016, 07:16:51 PM »
Pretty great episode of New Girl on right now.


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #8563 on: February 26, 2016, 10:51:41 PM »
Season 2, Episode 1, House of Cards.  Oh my rough ridin' god.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #8564 on: February 28, 2016, 08:59:53 AM »
Pretty clearly Caila's ring to lose at this point.

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« Reply #8565 on: February 28, 2016, 08:44:10 PM »
We've been shot gunning Fuller House.

I don't care if it sucks. I'm ten years old on Friday night again.

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« Reply #8566 on: February 28, 2016, 09:36:51 PM »

We've been shot gunning Fuller House.

I don't care if it sucks. I'm ten years old on Friday night again.

We watched it all on Friday night. Very fun if you watch it knowing that it's not award winning.

That Stephanie Tanner....gronkzongas!

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« Reply #8567 on: February 29, 2016, 08:10:37 AM »
The studio audience was kind of annoying, but the show wasn't any worse than other sitcoms on CBS.

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« Reply #8568 on: February 29, 2016, 08:28:11 AM »

We've been shot gunning Fuller House.

I don't care if it sucks. I'm ten years old on Friday night again.

We watched it all on Friday night. Very fun if you watch it knowing that it's not award winning.

That Stephanie Tanner....gronkzongas!

This is all I hear anyone talking about in relation to this show.

And that Carly Rae butchers the theme
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #8569 on: February 29, 2016, 10:08:08 AM »
The studio audience was kind of annoying, but the show wasn't any worse than other sitcoms on CBS.

If you're watching it and hoping for a good TV show, then you're not watching it for what it was intended to be.

It's 13 30-minute homages to what TGIF was 25 years ago.  If anything, they just steer into it and live there as opposed to trying to be ironic about it.

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« Reply #8570 on: February 29, 2016, 10:09:14 AM »
And I was :lol: to their take on on the Bachelorette.

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« Reply #8571 on: February 29, 2016, 04:21:11 PM »
did you finish s2 yet?

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« Reply #8572 on: February 29, 2016, 04:23:42 PM »
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« Reply #8573 on: February 29, 2016, 04:25:45 PM »
I made Ms. wacky watch at least one episode of Fuller House. Oh man, what about the wammy that steph is a DJamer and her DJamer name is DJamer Tanner? :lol: Also, that baby wanted her gronkzongas pretty badly too! Big tits man!  :ROFL:

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« Reply #8574 on: February 29, 2016, 09:54:23 PM »
I never watched the original because it was terrible and this one looks like it sucks crap too