Author Topic: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag... (Read 1261495 times)

star seed 7 · « **Reply #8200 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:22:34 PM »

Well you're stupid and shouldn't watch it if that's what you think it is

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #8201 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:32:24 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on January 04, 2016, 01:22:34 PM

Well you're stupid and shouldn't watch it if that's what you think it is

Srs answers only, plz

star seed 7 · « **Reply #8202 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:39:27 PM »

I am serious

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #8203 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:47:28 PM »

I have no idea what the show is about, it looks to be a documentary about some homicide. The ID channel is nothing but shows like that. I dislike those shows. In order for me to like this show, i'd want some reasonable assurance that the viewing experience of the former is an improvement over the later. I was curious if anyone present could provide any such anecdotes.

mocat · « **Reply #8204 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:50:07 PM »

Quote from: HerrSonntag on January 04, 2016, 01:47:28 PM

I have no idea what the show is about, it looks to be a documentary about some homicide. The ID channel is nothing but shows like that. I dislike those shows. In order for me to like this show, i'd want some reasonable assurance that the viewing experience of the former is an improvement over the later. I was curious if anyone present could provide any such anecdotes.

nope it's exactly the same as all those ID channel shows that everyone is constantly talking about

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #8205 on:** January 04, 2016, 02:05:22 PM »

Quote from: mocat on January 04, 2016, 01:50:07 PM

Quote from: HerrSonntag on January 04, 2016, 01:47:28 PM
I have no idea what the show is about, it looks to be a documentary about some homicide. The ID channel is nothing but shows like that. I dislike those shows. In order for me to like this show, i'd want some reasonable assurance that the viewing experience of the former is an improvement over the later. I was curious if anyone present could provide any such anecdotes.

nope it's exactly the same as all those ID channel shows that everyone is constantly talking about

Thanks mocat, i will resume not watching this program.

Tobias · « **Reply #8206 on:** January 04, 2016, 02:25:21 PM »

painful

pissclams · « **Reply #8207 on:** January 04, 2016, 05:22:14 PM »

the bachelor starts up tonight.
one of the highlights of each season are the entrances and clever quips each bachelor/bachelorette comes up with as they exit the limousine and meet the season's star for the first time. ben will certainly have a massive boner tonight as he gets introduced to the menu of women that the producers have lined up for him this season (the franchise's 20th!). of course, the introductions are only the beginning because soon after, ben and chris harrison head inside for the always legendary first cocktail party of the season. which bachelorette will drink too much? which bachelorette will get the coveted first impression rose and catch ben's eye early on in the night? 7 pm, american broadcasting company...see you there bachelor fans!

meow meow · « **Reply #8208 on:** January 04, 2016, 06:30:54 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 04, 2016, 05:22:14 PM

the bachelor starts up tonight.
one of the highlights of each season are the entrances and clever quips each bachelor/bachelorette comes up with as they exit the limousine and meet the season's star for the first time. ben will certainly have a massive boner tonight as he gets introduced to the menu of women that the producers have lined up for him this season (the franchise's 20th!). of course, the introductions are only the beginning because soon after, ben and chris harrison head inside for the always legendary first cocktail party of the season. which bachelorette will drink too much? which bachelorette will get the coveted first impression rose and catch ben's eye early on in the night? 7 pm, american broadcasting company...see you there bachelor fans!

how many girls will this hound dog smooch tonight? probably some!

pissclams · « **Reply #8209 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:18:34 PM »

a crap load because who wouldn't want to make out with all of these beautiful bachelorettes? i would kiss each one on the face/lips the entire episode.

pissclams · « **Reply #8210 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:28:00 PM »

the first woman arrive next.

lauren b, kinda meh

caila, seems psycho for breaking up w/ last boyfriend for chance with ben

jubilee, army chick. nope.

so far i wouldn't make out with any of these contestants

mandy. weird. nice tit shot in her dentist office.

emily/haylee twins. pretty smokeshow, kinda odd eye to nose ratio

amanda. oh dear, fire. damn she has two trophies. divorced. yikes she's so hot though.

tiara. chicken enthusiast. dumb. pretty cute, can't do the chicken thing. seems plain.

sam. oily skin. bad skin. kinda lots of make up. would be pretty cute after hitting that Proactive for a few cycles like adam levine.

pissclams · « **Reply #8211 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:28:47 PM »

stay tuned for additional contestant reviews after this commercial break-

star seed 7 · « **Reply #8212 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:32:16 PM »

sounds pretty obscure

pissclams · « **Reply #8213 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:33:03 PM »

the first round of ladies are about to arrive at the mansion!

pissclams · « **Reply #8214 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:44:17 PM »

lauren b looks better than initial reports from this poster, nice dress looks like she wants to bone ben already (just met him)

caila ran and jumped into his arms LOL. pretty hot.

jennifer? where have you been all my life?

uh it's jami the bartender from canada,

samantha hot. hot. boxers or legal briefs? wut kind of joke is that. not a question.

jubilee come on son

amanda. firing hot lava balls from her body.

lace. dumb name, hot chick. tall. she kissed him. enfuego.

lauren r. another great job by the producers. social media stalker. talks weird. doesn't open mouth enough.

shushanna. yikes. she's speaking a language i am not familiar with. terrible schtick. wtf.

here comes another limo

leah, holy cow, she hiked the ball to him. is she the token "gets too drunk girl"?

oh wow. a girl wearing a unicorn head mask. joelle "jojo". kudos to the producers.

lauren h. school teacher, great job for a woman. seems pretty normal. first impressions can be deceiving though.

laura. ginger. red velvet is her nickname.

mandi the dentist is back. nope. go home. just leave. she's annoying me so badly.

the twins. do not want.

and we're at another commercial break, gotta pay the bills!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #8215 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:52:59 PM »

This show just keeps getting worse and worse!

pissclams · « **Reply #8216 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:56:46 PM »

megan with the miniature horse. they showed the horse but not the girl. oh well.

breanne. gluten free nerd. peace out.

izzy. no. showed up in pajamas. i guess they saved the freaks for last.

rachel. rolling up in a hoverboard. didn't fall. unemployed. seemed cool.

jessica. eyes. dunno. accountant.

tiara the chicken girl cleans up well. VERY WELL. she's tall too.

lauren aka "LB". she's really skinny.

jackie. gave him a save the date card for their wedding. schtick fail. boring. predictable.

olivia. pretty hot little filly. i bet ben wants to mount her. news anchor so might be annoying like they tend to be.

pissclams · « **Reply #8217 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:57:28 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 04, 2016, 07:52:59 PM

This show just keeps getting worse and worse!

GIVE IT UP. if he doesn't want Lace, then i do.

pissclams · « **Reply #8218 on:** January 04, 2016, 08:08:11 PM »

becca and amber. bachelor vets. great to see them both. glad they're here.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #8219 on:** January 04, 2016, 08:18:42 PM »

Olivia and Lace. Everybody else is woof

OK_Cat · « **Reply #8220 on:** January 04, 2016, 08:29:58 PM »

He will def take Olivia to poundtown USA, population: 2

pissclams · « **Reply #8221 on:** January 04, 2016, 08:30:31 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on January 04, 2016, 08:18:42 PM

Olivia and Lace. Everybody else is woof

definitely the front runners

pissclams · « **Reply #8222 on:** January 04, 2016, 08:30:50 PM »

olivia w/ the first impression rose

OK_Cat · « **Reply #8223 on:** January 04, 2016, 08:31:22 PM »

Olivia is clearly the best unless she turns out to be a Fox News anchor or something

chum1 · « **Reply #8224 on:** January 04, 2016, 08:32:30 PM »

LACE! Crazy girls are fun!