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« Reply #7175 on: May 12, 2015, 01:15:44 PM »
I don't like Game of Thrones anymore. 

My wife keeps asking me what's happening/will happen, and I keep telling her, "I have no idea.  They've gone AWOL."

Do you only like shows where you know exactly what is going to happen before it happens?

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« Reply #7176 on: May 12, 2015, 01:27:20 PM »
I don't like Game of Thrones anymore. 

My wife keeps asking me what's happening/will happen, and I keep telling her, "I have no idea.  They've gone AWOL."

Do you only like shows where you know exactly what is going to happen before it happens?

No, but I'm an admitted book purist.  In almost all instances.

Except Lord of the Rings, but I didn't like the books, so that explains that.

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« Reply #7177 on: May 12, 2015, 01:42:09 PM »
Someone slap me with a new Netflix/Prime/HBO series, please.
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« Reply #7178 on: May 12, 2015, 01:45:09 PM »
Someone slap me with a new Netflix/Prime/HBO series, please.
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Very much this.

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« Reply #7179 on: May 12, 2015, 01:47:29 PM »
I actually like the changes so far.

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« Reply #7180 on: May 12, 2015, 01:51:26 PM »
I actually like the changes so far.

I don't mind them.  It's like I'll get one storyline, and then when GRRM pecks out the rest of the series, I'll get to enjoy a different storyline. 

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« Reply #7181 on: May 12, 2015, 01:53:24 PM »
I actually like the changes so far.

I don't mind them.  It's like I'll get one storyline, and then when GRRM pecks out the rest of the series, I'll get to enjoy a different storyline.

Yeah I'm ok with the changes, but I think it is because I am tired of waiting for GRRM to give me more storylines.

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« Reply #7182 on: May 12, 2015, 01:54:21 PM »
I don't like Game of Thrones anymore. 

My wife keeps asking me what's happening/will happen, and I keep telling her, "I have no idea.  They've gone AWOL."

Do you only like shows where you know exactly what is going to happen before it happens?

No, but I'm an admitted book purist.  In almost all instances.

Except Lord of the Rings, but I didn't like the books, so that explains that.

Did you hate it how they added that entire fight scene at the end of the Twilight movies?

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« Reply #7183 on: May 12, 2015, 02:43:59 PM »
I have a feeling they are going to fast forward the whole Danni story, and I like the idea of that.  It also seems like they may be doing the same to Jon Snow, though we probably need another epi or two to make sure, but it seems that they already changed his story line in more than just the Mance/stake burning way.  Could just be a timing thing right now, though.  Either way, I like it so far.

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« Reply #7184 on: May 12, 2015, 03:19:22 PM »
I don't like Game of Thrones anymore. 

My wife keeps asking me what's happening/will happen, and I keep telling her, "I have no idea.  They've gone AWOL."

Do you only like shows where you know exactly what is going to happen before it happens?

No, but I'm an admitted book purist.  In almost all instances.

Except Lord of the Rings, but I didn't like the books, so that explains that.

Did you hate it how they added that entire fight scene at the end of the Twilight movies?

I never read Twilight.  I watched the first movie, saw the vampire get all sparkly, and then I changed the channel.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7185 on: May 13, 2015, 01:09:15 PM »
Agents of SHIELD has ended both seasons (last 4-5 episodes) really well.  If they'd just make one more limited edition Marvel show in the fall, move to Agent Carter in the winter, and then SHIELD in the Spring with a 13 episode arc, it would be way, way better.

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« Reply #7186 on: May 13, 2015, 01:12:55 PM »
i like it enough for casual purposes, but the marvel saturation is starting to wear on me

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7187 on: May 18, 2015, 09:31:09 AM »
The SWOT board about Blaine
Strengths
- Blaine severs jugular bleeds to death last thought is realizing math is wrong
- Fulfilling "What would Satan do?"
- Sense of accomplishment
- Impress hot Satanist chicks by boasting about Blaine's Death
- After hitting building, flat bill of cap might actually bend
- As a giant douche Blaine tormented forever in hell
- Blaine is no longer alive
- Ugly can car blood soaked and totaled
- Saves assholes from making mistakes in math
- Blaine is dead
- Death captured in high resolution slow motion holds up on repeated viewings
- One less guy named Blaine
- Web traffic goes viral
- Blaine shits pants from fear pants destroyed upon death
- A dead Blaine is a Blaine that can't reproduce
- Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone
Weaknesses
- Blaine's blood has AIDS and gets on kids
- Gina marries Blaine in hospital out of grief
- Blaine dies super fast
- People wear t-shirts with Blaine's face on them
- Building is structurally damaged
- Gina kills self out of grief
- Blaine's funeral televised preempts Star Trek TNG marathon
- Gina enters convent out of grief
- Gina can't have sex due to "Bummer Vibe" of funeral
- Blaine dies slow but we can't see because only family allowed at hospital
- Unfortunate window washer must clean blood off building
Opportunities
- Dishonor Blaine's remains by putting dumb hat on body dragging it behind car
- Birds get to eat pieces of Blaine
- Esaculation
- Urinating on Blaine's grave
- Take his wallet and shoes if not too bloody
- Masturbating on Blaine's grave
- Banging blindfolded Gina on Blaine's Grave
- Carbon footprint reduced by one Blaine
- We get to enjoy being superior
- Gina needs consoling
- Defecating on Blaine's grave
- Digging up Blaine's grave, dishonoring remains again
- Death leads to regulations in stunt industry - lives saved
- eff Gina
- Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom?
- Blaine's organs harvested for hot girls with cancer who then gratitude eff us
Threats
- Vengeful Blaine supporters accuse us of criminal negligence
- We can only watch him die once
- People find out and on youtube death video we get flamed in the comments section
- After this nothing is ever as much fun again
- Guilt (Dinesh only)
- Over time, Gina becomes more clingy and less hot
- Philz Coffee closes for a day to honor Blaine's memory
- Investigation and trial sets back Pied Piper build

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« Reply #7188 on: May 18, 2015, 02:08:47 PM »
So, one of the very view TV series I gave/give an eff about finished last night.

Not a big fan of when they compress stuff like Weiner did, but that's the way it goes.   For some reason there was an amazing amount of airborne particulate right around the time that Don was talking to Betty on the phone, and then a little again when Peggy and Stan finally admitted to each other what everybody knew.

The end had to bring a smile to your face because it essentially reconfirmed very few people really change.

well, he did change in that he learned to let go and live with himself.

I'm really sad it's over.

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« Reply #7189 on: May 18, 2015, 02:16:11 PM »
So, one of the very view TV series I gave/give an eff about finished last night.

Not a big fan of when they compress stuff like Weiner did, but that's the way it goes.   For some reason there was an amazing amount of airborne particulate right around the time that Don was talking to Betty on the phone, and then a little again when Peggy and Stan finally admitted to each other what everybody knew.

The end had to bring a smile to your face because it essentially reconfirmed very few people really change.
I loved the ending. If Don had winded up staying at that hippie retreat it would've been the most bizarre ending to a series ever. The show took a couple of strange turns the last few episodes but ultimately it wound up where it belonged.

Not sure how, but I didn't learn until after the episode that McCann Erickson is a real firm, and even though the origin of the Coke commercial is dramatized, it's not entirely fictional. :Wha:

Did not see the Peggy/Stan thing coming, but in retrospect it makes sense.

I wonder which part of Wichita Pete lived in. My guess is College Hill.

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« Reply #7190 on: May 18, 2015, 02:19:49 PM »
So, one of the very view TV series I gave/give an eff about finished last night.

Not a big fan of when they compress stuff like Weiner did, but that's the way it goes.   For some reason there was an amazing amount of airborne particulate right around the time that Don was talking to Betty on the phone, and then a little again when Peggy and Stan finally admitted to each other what everybody knew.

The end had to bring a smile to your face because it essentially reconfirmed very few people really change.

well, he did change in that he learned to let go and live with himself.

I'm really sad it's over.
So did Don hug the guy because he empathized with him or because his story gave him the Coke idea? I mean, the guy's dream was a refrigerator metaphor after all. What if Don's journey was one long vision quest for the Coke slogan to begin with? 

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« Reply #7191 on: May 18, 2015, 02:26:37 PM »
Could anyone else have told Don to get his ass back to NYC besides Peggy? I say no.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7192 on: May 18, 2015, 04:10:28 PM »
The SWOT board about Blaine
Strengths
- Blaine severs jugular bleeds to death last thought is realizing math is wrong
- Fulfilling "What would Satan do?"
- Sense of accomplishment
- Impress hot Satanist chicks by boasting about Blaine's Death
- After hitting building, flat bill of cap might actually bend
- As a giant douche Blaine tormented forever in hell
- Blaine is no longer alive
- Ugly can car blood soaked and totaled
- Saves assholes from making mistakes in math
- Blaine is dead
- Death captured in high resolution slow motion holds up on repeated viewings
- One less guy named Blaine
- Web traffic goes viral
- Blaine shits pants from fear pants destroyed upon death
- A dead Blaine is a Blaine that can't reproduce
- Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone
Weaknesses
- Blaine's blood has AIDS and gets on kids
- Gina marries Blaine in hospital out of grief
- Blaine dies super fast
- People wear t-shirts with Blaine's face on them
- Building is structurally damaged
- Gina kills self out of grief
- Blaine's funeral televised preempts Star Trek TNG marathon
- Gina enters convent out of grief
- Gina can't have sex due to "Bummer Vibe" of funeral
- Blaine dies slow but we can't see because only family allowed at hospital
- Unfortunate window washer must clean blood off building
Opportunities
- Dishonor Blaine's remains by putting dumb hat on body dragging it behind car
- Birds get to eat pieces of Blaine
- Esaculation
- Urinating on Blaine's grave
- Take his wallet and shoes if not too bloody
- Masturbating on Blaine's grave
- Banging blindfolded Gina on Blaine's Grave
- Carbon footprint reduced by one Blaine
- We get to enjoy being superior
- Gina needs consoling
- Defecating on Blaine's grave
- Digging up Blaine's grave, dishonoring remains again
- Death leads to regulations in stunt industry - lives saved
- eff Gina
- Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom?
- Blaine's organs harvested for hot girls with cancer who then gratitude eff us
Threats
- Vengeful Blaine supporters accuse us of criminal negligence
- We can only watch him die once
- People find out and on youtube death video we get flamed in the comments section
- After this nothing is ever as much fun again
- Guilt (Dinesh only)
- Over time, Gina becomes more clingy and less hot
- Philz Coffee closes for a day to honor Blaine's memory
- Investigation and trial sets back Pied Piper build

This was as enjoyable as when they did the time to jerk off the entire room of dudes which lead to "middle out"

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« Reply #7193 on: May 18, 2015, 04:11:37 PM »

This was as enjoyable as when they did the time to jerk off the entire room of dudes which lead to "middle out"

I disagree. It was only 85% as enjoyable.

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« Reply #7194 on: May 18, 2015, 04:34:56 PM »
Finished season 2 of Orphan Black. The scene where all the clones were dancing was one of the worst scenes in recorded history (any medium). But oh man that finish where we learn about the military project! :eek:

Also, I recently discovered I have HBO Go. So I started watching some old shows:

1) Girls: I like it a lot (just got through season 1). It's much sadder than I expected, and people who hate on Lena Dunham are just awful people.
2) Curb Your Enthusiasm: Holy crap what a fantastic show. SOOOOOO funny. Like, I could watch Larry David get caught in a lie all day.

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« Reply #7195 on: May 18, 2015, 07:43:42 PM »
i'm glad you're enjoying those hbo shows rusty  :)
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« Reply #7196 on: May 18, 2015, 07:53:22 PM »
i was worried about orphan black going into this season but it's awesome

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« Reply #7197 on: May 18, 2015, 08:39:07 PM »
Finished season 2 of Orphan Black. The scene where all the clones were dancing was one of the worst scenes in recorded history (any medium). But oh man that finish where we learn about the military project! :eek:

Also, I recently discovered I have HBO Go. So I started watching some old shows:

1) Girls: I like it a lot (just got through season 1). It's much sadder than I expected, and people who hate on Lena Dunham are just awful people.
2) Curb Your Enthusiasm: Holy crap what a fantastic show. SOOOOOO funny. Like, I could watch Larry David get caught in a lie all day.

Where can I see Orphan Black from the beginning?  Hulu or Amazon Prime?

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« Reply #7198 on: May 18, 2015, 08:40:17 PM »
Daredevil is everything Agents of Shield should have been.

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« Reply #7199 on: May 18, 2015, 08:41:48 PM »
Finished season 2 of Orphan Black. The scene where all the clones were dancing was one of the worst scenes in recorded history (any medium). But oh man that finish where we learn about the military project! :eek:

Also, I recently discovered I have HBO Go. So I started watching some old shows:

1) Girls: I like it a lot (just got through season 1). It's much sadder than I expected, and people who hate on Lena Dunham are just awful people.
2) Curb Your Enthusiasm: Holy crap what a fantastic show. SOOOOOO funny. Like, I could watch Larry David get caught in a lie all day.

Where can I see Orphan Black from the beginning?  Hulu or Amazon Prime?

just use project free tv or a site like that, they are free