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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7050 on: March 18, 2015, 08:54:11 AM »
It's time to start recognizing Fixer Upper with Chip and Joanna Gaines as the best program on color television. It's flawless.
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« Reply #7051 on: March 18, 2015, 09:14:58 AM »
It's time to start recognizing Fixer Upper with Chip and Joanna Gaines as the best program on color television. It's flawless.

Definitely the best of that genre. 

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« Reply #7052 on: March 18, 2015, 09:42:35 AM »
It's time to start recognizing Fixer Upper with Chip and Joanna Gaines as the best program on color television. It's flawless.

No doubt! Besides being such a fun/happy couple, they really know what they are doing. Makes me want to get into the flipping business.

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« Reply #7053 on: March 18, 2015, 09:46:22 AM »
Chip and Joanna are gonna be right here in KC on Friday and Saturday at Bartle Hall. Can't wait to see what ideas that chick I married comes home with to completely renovate my mansion.
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« Reply #7054 on: March 18, 2015, 09:47:51 AM »
Chip and Joanna are gonna be right here in KC on Friday and Saturday at Bartle Hall. Can't wait to see what ideas that chick I married comes home with to completely renovate my mansion.

I'm guessing if you have any walls separating rooms she will want to knock them down for a more "open" floor plan. Just a guess though.

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« Reply #7055 on: March 18, 2015, 09:48:31 AM »
I could take or leave Joanna.  I mean she is def nice and good on camera, but would not want a huge rough ridin' sign in my living room that is bigger than me and says "rustic" or "Vintage" or whateves.  Not a big fan of signs in houses telling you some sage wisdom, or worse what something is or is like. 

Also, it makes me sad at the end to always realize that all the stuff that makes the house pop will be taken away afterward so that the actual owners can move their crap in.  "Here is your cool house, now give me all that cool crap back".   :frown:

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7056 on: March 18, 2015, 09:50:09 AM »
wait, are you seriously going to try and argue that these cunts are better than Nicole Curtis?  lmao


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« Reply #7057 on: March 18, 2015, 09:52:57 AM »
Pffft.  I don't even know who Nik Krutis is?

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« Reply #7058 on: March 18, 2015, 09:55:06 AM »
that doesn't surprise me, rehabilitation n00b


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« Reply #7059 on: March 18, 2015, 09:56:45 AM »
She's great 'clams
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« Reply #7060 on: March 18, 2015, 09:59:42 AM »
wait, are you seriously going to try and argue that these cunts are better than Nicole Curtis?  lmao

I mean, she's totally done way more meth than Chip and Joanna, but I bet they have her on blow.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7061 on: March 18, 2015, 10:02:32 AM »
You know who is insufferable?  The Property Bro's.  The worst.

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« Reply #7062 on: March 18, 2015, 10:06:36 AM »
You know who is insufferable?  The Property Bro's.  The worst.

they are kind of annoying, but at least their finished product is usually livable.     That Love it Or List It show....my god, how many times have I pondered driving to Canada and slapping that woman.   She cannot make a budget or identify potential issues AT ALL.

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« Reply #7063 on: March 18, 2015, 10:06:49 AM »
You know who is insufferable?  The Property Bro's.  The worst.

Pretty sure they've never sold a person on a house that didn't end up having some serious structure problems or asbestos.

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« Reply #7064 on: March 18, 2015, 10:07:43 AM »
You know who is insufferable?  The Property Bro's.  The worst.

Pretty sure they've never sold a person on a house that didn't end up having some serious structure problems or asbestos.

thats part of the game when you're lowballing....

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« Reply #7065 on: March 18, 2015, 10:26:45 AM »
You know who is insufferable?  The Property Bro's.  The worst.

they are kind of annoying, but at least their finished product is usually livable.     That Love it Or List It show....my god, how many times have I pondered driving to Canada and slapping that woman.   She cannot make a budget or identify potential issues AT ALL.

Agreed on that lady.  she is horrible.  That said, the realtor is cool.  So, I still put Propt Bros above that as the worst.

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« Reply #7066 on: March 18, 2015, 10:36:25 AM »
I just hate Love It or List It because they are both just trying to talk the homeowner into something, not looking out for what is really best for the homeowner. like "How can we convince her that she doesn't really need an office which was the whole point of this renovation?"

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7067 on: March 18, 2015, 10:40:12 AM »
Nicole Curtis is great, but Chip and JoJo are so god damn adorable.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7068 on: March 18, 2015, 10:47:06 AM »
the property brothers look very weird to me


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7069 on: March 18, 2015, 10:50:24 AM »
Chip reminds me of Terry off of Reno 911 for some reason.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7070 on: March 18, 2015, 10:55:38 AM »
love it or list it has way too many scripted drama moments.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7071 on: March 18, 2015, 11:20:03 AM »
hemmy, you and Wacky should start your own TV show thread.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7072 on: March 18, 2015, 11:42:54 AM »
Just finished Peaky Blinders (thanks puniraptor for the suggesto) and all I want to do is watch it again. Good grief, two of Batman's nemeses in one series? Sign me up for multiple viewings!

6 or 7 episodes in, still boring
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7073 on: March 18, 2015, 12:04:56 PM »
Finished watching the first season of BoJack Horseman, surprisingly good. Animation style is great, sharp satire, quality voice actors, animals mixing with people is funny. Also, the end credits song is fantastic.
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #7074 on: March 18, 2015, 12:28:17 PM »
love it or list it has way too many scripted drama moments.

My wife likes LOLI.  But the formula is so horrible.

Oh, no.  There's a problem with the [insert structural issue].  We can't do the [insert room] now.  The owners will be upset.

Well, David, your first house was bad, the second was a little better, but this third...wow.  I have a lot to think about now.

It's just bad.