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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6000 on: August 04, 2014, 09:47:02 PM »
emawblast, trust me on this: Quit watching after the finale of season 4. I tell that to everyone, no one listens, and then they come back and tell me they wish they would have listened.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6001 on: August 04, 2014, 10:13:50 PM »
holy ballsacks The Strain has got the be the goriest show ever on cable television.

Right!?!?!  :Wha:

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6002 on: August 04, 2014, 10:15:17 PM »
one of these days you dorks are gonna stop dorking around and watch 'the americans' on fx
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« Reply #6003 on: August 04, 2014, 10:24:57 PM »
holy ballsacks The Strain has got the be the goriest show ever on cable television.

Right!?!?!  :Wha:

I couldn't get over how ridiculous this show was.  I wanted to like it so much but the acting is atrocious.  And what's up with the dude demanding milk all the time?

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« Reply #6004 on: August 04, 2014, 10:27:02 PM »
holy ballsacks The Strain has got the be the goriest show ever on cable television.

Right!?!?!  :Wha:

I couldn't get over how ridiculous this show was.  I wanted to like it so much but the acting is atrocious.  And what's up with the dude demanding milk all the time?
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« Reply #6005 on: August 04, 2014, 10:32:39 PM »
The doctor dude demands milk all the time.  When he rolled up the the plane in the first episode he said something like "where's my milk." And his assistant handed him a milk carton and he chugs it and walks towards the plane.

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« Reply #6006 on: August 04, 2014, 10:34:52 PM »
The doctor dude demands milk all the time.  When he rolled up the the plane in the first episode he said something like "where's my milk." And his assistant handed him a milk carton and he chugs it and walks towards the plane.

I guess I forgot about that. there was just so much in the first episode. He's a recovering alcoholic though so maybe that's his crutch.

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« Reply #6007 on: August 04, 2014, 10:37:37 PM »
It's ridiculous though, right?  I didn't even finish the first episode and I'm not sure why it has such high ratings?  Did I not give it a fair chance?

The writing makes me feel like it's supposed to be a joke.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6008 on: August 04, 2014, 10:48:46 PM »
marcus male genitals blocking robert by giving lacy the rose was hilaro


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6009 on: August 05, 2014, 12:16:23 AM »
It's ridiculous though, right?  I didn't even finish the first episode and I'm not sure why it has such high ratings?  Did I not give it a fair chance?

The writing makes me feel like it's supposed to be a joke.

Yeah get through the first 4 and see what you think

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6010 on: August 05, 2014, 07:26:06 AM »
marcus male genitals blocking robert by giving lacy the rose was hilaro

i loved the look on robert's mug when marcus did that.  i'm sure all of you guys did too.  zut alors, wtf was he supposed to do too?!?  lol


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6011 on: August 05, 2014, 09:37:37 AM »
You guys watch too much TV.

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« Reply #6012 on: August 05, 2014, 10:28:18 AM »
anyone else catch the season premiere of Hell on Wheels? @HerrSonntag @Metalhead

covered a lot, but this season could be very good. firmly has my balls.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6013 on: August 05, 2014, 10:32:44 AM »
anyone else catch the season premiere of Hell on Wheels? @HerrSonntag @Metalhead

covered a lot, but this season could be very good. firmly has my balls.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6014 on: August 05, 2014, 10:33:56 AM »
It's ridiculous though, right?  I didn't even finish the first episode and I'm not sure why it has such high ratings?  Did I not give it a fair chance?

The writing makes me feel like it's supposed to be a joke.

The books were absolute crap. 
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6015 on: August 05, 2014, 10:47:26 AM »
It's ridiculous though, right?  I didn't even finish the first episode and I'm not sure why it has such high ratings?  Did I not give it a fair chance?

The writing makes me feel like it's supposed to be a joke.

The books were absolute crap.

didnt expect it to be a vampire show. that kind of cooled my balls.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6016 on: August 05, 2014, 10:58:25 AM »
It's ridiculous though, right?  I didn't even finish the first episode and I'm not sure why it has such high ratings?  Did I not give it a fair chance?

The writing makes me feel like it's supposed to be a joke.

The books were absolute crap.

didnt expect it to be a vampire show. that kind of cooled my balls.

I was interested (in the books) because of GdT.  That was a mistake. 
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6017 on: August 05, 2014, 02:47:36 PM »
4 episodes into season 4 of The Wire. It's losing its grip a little bit...

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6018 on: August 05, 2014, 03:34:22 PM »
I watched Generation Kill for the first time.

Not sure how I missed it the first time around.

really liked it.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6019 on: August 05, 2014, 03:49:00 PM »
one of these days you dorks are gonna stop dorking around and watch 'the americans' on fx

Best damn show on TV.
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6020 on: August 05, 2014, 03:57:44 PM »
one of these days you dorks are gonna stop dorking around and watch 'the americans' on fx

Watched a couple of episodes and it was too boring.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6021 on: August 05, 2014, 04:53:28 PM »
one of these days you dorks are gonna stop dorking around and watch 'the americans' on fx

Best damn show on TV.

Oh good, j-dub got bonercat to agree with him. :lol:

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6022 on: August 05, 2014, 04:53:55 PM »
4 episodes into season 4 of The Wire. It's losing its grip a little bit...

Yup. More dicks in three episodes of season four than the entirety of Game of Thrones.
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6023 on: August 05, 2014, 05:01:08 PM »
4 episodes into season 4 of The Wire. It's losing its grip a little bit...


jfc
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #6024 on: August 05, 2014, 05:10:15 PM »
4 episodes into season 4 of The Wire. It's losing its grip a little bit...


jfc

Too many dicks.