TODD HOFFMAN: THE CLAIM OWNER SAYS THAT THE GOLD IS ON THE SIDE OF THE HILL, BUT MY GUT TELLS ME IT'S DOWN HERE WHERE IT'S FLAT. CLAIM OWNER ONE WEEK AFTER TODD HOFFMAN STARTS MINING WHERE IT'S FLAT: THERE'S NO GOLD DOWN THERE BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY BEEN MINED. ME: OH MY rough ridin' GOD TODD YOU ARE SUCH AN INCREDIBLE DUMBASS HOW CAN YOU eff THINGS UP SO BADLY EACH WEEK OH MY GOD THIS MUST BE NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK YOU ARE SO INSANELY STUPID.