Author Topic: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)  (Read 25440 times)

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Guys if you want to be sterile, just piss on an electric fence; it will not only do the trick, but will make your dick grow twice the size.  :party:
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Is it good to have your vasectomy scheduled for Friday the 13th?  :ohno:

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I have peed on an electric fence twice (2wice) and I am not sterile, or at least I for sure wasn’t four years ago.


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I have peed on an electric fence twice (2wice) and I am not sterile, or at least I for sure wasn’t four years ago.


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"for sure"?

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I have peed on an electric fence twice (2wice) and I am not sterile, or at least I for sure wasn’t four years ago.


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Noticed your silence on the penis growth.  Don't be bashful. 
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I have peed on an electric fence twice


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Procedure was extremely pud. Couldn’t have lasted more than 15 minutes or so total and watched the Masters and chatted about Tiger Woods the whole time. 5/5 would vasectomy again.

Post op pain hasn’t been bad at all so far. Is it worse the next day?

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Just spoke to my balls MD. He told me if I have one it’ll hurt bad because of my giant ballsack and boner.


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Procedure was extremely pud. Couldn’t have lasted more than 15 minutes or so total and watched the Masters and chatted about Tiger Woods the whole time. 5/5 would vasectomy again.

Post op pain hasn’t been bad at all so far. Is it worse the next day?

Naw it’s pud city
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Procedure was extremely pud. Couldn’t have lasted more than 15 minutes or so total and watched the Masters and chatted about Tiger Woods the whole time. 5/5 would vasectomy again.

Post op pain hasn’t been bad at all so far. Is it worse the next day?

Not at all, the worst is the procedure itself, just make sure you're icing your junk. Jealous yours was only 15 minutes.

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never get a vasectomy, you don’t know when you might need to plant that seed
this whole idea is because feminists are trying to get you down

keep your seed, gentlemen.  protect the seed.


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It's protected behind burnt ends and knots.

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my wife won't let me get one  :don'tcare:

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Your body your choice
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Your body your choice
That's what I told her!

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Why won't she let you?

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still wants more spawn

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Just spoke to my balls MD. He told me if I have one it’ll hurt bad because of my giant ballsack and boner.

That's cancer.

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